Mrs Meldrum #73 Scraping the (biscuit) barrel

[Pushyplumb]

What will she do with the Virgin wine subscription box now she is off the booze?

 

[Chunkymunky]

oh she’s a cocunt, feeling better babe?

 

[xxx123]

Why has she still got that shed?? Why why why? I’m 100% sure that is the exact shed on the photos from the news articles with the men in white coats all gathered round??

 

[Trollstice]

Does she get paid for the sky watch or just the watches gifted ?

An amazon locker? Sounds super stressful. Hope you posted an insta story yesterday saying you were smashing it?

Well I've been lying down ever since so school have been phoning asking if I'll ever collect the children... But I'm pretty sure I'm still smashing it. They can't expect me to do everything. My husband went to the bathroom yesterday, twice, so I was solo parenting for 6 1/2 minutes as well.

 

[Sayitso]

oh she’s a cocunt, feeling better babe?

Those boots are in every photo she’s taken recently, even in the house with her pjs on
Definitely hoping for some to be gifted

 

[Ditzy]

Those bloody boots in every photo. In the house, sat on the sofa relaxing, boots on.

 

[Fathead]

Total hypocrite, wasn’t that long ago her and ma cannon were on the Prosecco shouting at google

Apologies if I’ve repeated what’s been said!

Arrrgggjh!!! I seriously CANNOT ABIDE smug tee-totalers. Bully for you , bunch of bores

 

[Chunkymunky]

Those boots are in every photo she’s taken recently, even in the house with her pjs on
Definitely hoping for some to be gifted

I know she’s proved a point saying she’s had them for “10 years” she thinks she’s owed some more!

 

[littlemisspiggy]

Show us your chin, Mrs M?
Oh, which one....??
#seeingdouble

 

[Chunkymunky]

Arrrgggjh!!! I seriously CANNOT ABIDE smug tee-totalers. Bully for you , bunch of bores

She’s not tee-total she’s done 1 month no booze piss off rebeg! She will crack once the sun comes out! Stop bragging, oh wait other then moaning it’s all you do hun. I’ve done dry Jan and struggled. I can’t wait for a drink tomorrow

 

[Yourvoiceisgrating]

Is the whistle round her neck for Bertie or when she wants her man slave Lee to toddy to her

 

[BettyCrocker]

Is the whistle round her neck for Bertie or when she wants her man slave Lee to toddy to her

it’s so she can call Lee the house elf to heel.

“phhhhffffft!!!!!!!! Lee, come here boy!!!! Come byyyyyyyyy come byyyyyyyyyy!!!!!”

 

[SheWereActuallyInCar]

She’s not tee-total she’s done 1 month no booze piss off rebeg! She will crack once the sun comes out! Stop bragging, oh wait other then moaning it’s all you do hun. I’ve done dry Jan and struggled. I can’t wait for a drink tomorrow

It’s been a dry 26 weeks for me Have one or ten for me over the weekend, bastards

 

[Ruby’s mum]

Arrrgggjh!!! I seriously CANNOT ABIDE smug tee-totalers. Bully for you , bunch of bores

Me neither - off to my grown up son’s this evening for boozy dinner, will probably be pissed as a fart by 10. Don’t judge me Tattlers, it’s been a stressful week, I had two deliveries yesterday and have got to return one of them

 

[Trollstice]

I know she’s proved a point saying she’s had them for “10 years” she thinks she’s owed some more!

10 yuuuuuuuuuurs. She's had them 10 yurrs.

 

[Jossstickjunky]

Rough as tatties. Is her hairline receding?

It's all the breakage, sorry, baby hair!

 

[Noimnotatroll]

I’ve got no problem with people who don’t drink any alcohol ever (other than not understanding it ), but I really can’t stand it when people brag about it. You don’t drink, big deal?! Literally NO ONE else cares

Ah, and she’s hoping for a #kindlygifted Wendy house and fairy garden for the garden. Because she so deserves more stuff for free

 

[Jeezo T]

She opens her mouth and all that comes out is

 

[Bernie]

No longer drink alcohol Well to be honest your an ars sober so I'd imagine your a pollution drunk

 

[Yoko]

Amazing how she suddenly feels better now the man slaves home isn’t it?!