Ding Dong.
Hello Rebecca...I mean Mrs Meldrum...is it OK if I call you Rebecca? I've been following for sooo long now I feel that we are friends. I'm Shell Pullar. You don't know me but I'm one of your superfans. I asked you if you'd like to meet up for dinner but when you didn't reply straightaway, I knew you were so busy with your life admin and Lee being back at work.
So I decided to bring dinner to you instead. After all, it's super easy to find your house. I brought Chinese and a McDonalds as I know they're both your favourites. I'll have whichever one you don't have...oooh eating your rejected meals, I feel so special. I have some gin or prosecco here also. I tried to make a pavlova like yours but I'm sorry if it's not as good.
Do you like my headband and my leggings? I bought them from sites you recommended. My Doc Martens too, only I can't get my feet to look as long as yours. I'm getting my hair and nails done at the same place as you as well. I love when I get to sit in the same chair as you were in before.
Can I just say you look a lot smaller, height wise, than I expected and not as thin as I thought but I still think you are great.
You are my favourite youtuber ever. I'm sorry you had to had to leave Channel Mum but don't worry I'll sort them out for you. Just like I'm doing with those witches on Tattle Life...I'm sending them DM's to find out who they are. They'll be sorry they ever messed with us, won't they Rebecca? Won't they?
Rebecca? Rebecca? I don't think you realise you just shut the door in my face (and also kept the two dinners).
Hello Rebecca? Mrs Meldrum?
It's OK hun. I'm sorry for disturbing you. I'll go back to watching you through the window.