Oh my goodness guys! Quite the flurry of new bastards here so just wanted to tell you all a bit about myself!
1. I’m a pathological liar. Lying is my jam!
2. Lee & I met when he groomed me when I was 15.
3. I’ve never been maternal, but after getting up the duff unexpectedly with Lee, I then found out how lucrative having children could be for fellow work shy women such as myself hoping to make it in the world of vlogging so we popped out two more. They are my whole world, the best little earners a mother could have.
4. I actually was gifted my free gym membership in the latter part of 2018. The free PT didn’t start till January of this yuur. (see also fun fact 1)
5. When I fucked my career by sharing racial content, I turned to a free reiki session and now I like to pretend it’s been so so healing for me.
6. I will read anything I can affiliate link. Even books from the charity shop.
7. I cannot bleeping stand meeting or engaging with new people. I will only surround myself with the wives of Lee’s friends.
8. I made a now deleted trolls video for my channel to gain some sympathy, mostly due to the fact I’m a complete hole but you’ll often see me giving zero fucks because in actual fact I don’t give a tit.
9. I have the most wonderful circle of arse lickers. They tell me what I want to hear to my face then are probably talking the absolute back off me if they have any sense.
10. I love freebies. Free clothes, free tan, free wine, free holidays. I’m a greedy wee cow and you can guarantee if you see me wearing something, I’ll have an affiliate link for it.
** don’t bother writing any shite back to me in the comments. I couldn’t honestly give a duck about any of you.
1. I’m a pathological liar. Lying is my jam!
2. Lee & I met when he groomed me when I was 15.
3. I’ve never been maternal, but after getting up the duff unexpectedly with Lee, I then found out how lucrative having children could be for fellow work shy women such as myself hoping to make it in the world of vlogging so we popped out two more. They are my whole world, the best little earners a mother could have.
4. I actually was gifted my free gym membership in the latter part of 2018. The free PT didn’t start till January of this yuur. (see also fun fact 1)
5. When I fucked my career by sharing racial content, I turned to a free reiki session and now I like to pretend it’s been so so healing for me.
6. I will read anything I can affiliate link. Even books from the charity shop.
7. I cannot bleeping stand meeting or engaging with new people. I will only surround myself with the wives of Lee’s friends.
8. I made a now deleted trolls video for my channel to gain some sympathy, mostly due to the fact I’m a complete hole but you’ll often see me giving zero fucks because in actual fact I don’t give a tit.
9. I have the most wonderful circle of arse lickers. They tell me what I want to hear to my face then are probably talking the absolute back off me if they have any sense.
10. I love freebies. Free clothes, free tan, free wine, free holidays. I’m a greedy wee cow and you can guarantee if you see me wearing something, I’ll have an affiliate link for it.
** don’t bother writing any shite back to me in the comments. I couldn’t honestly give a duck about any of you.