Mrs Meldrum #60 Edgy and Pat off to the sun, hurry up nana and take the feral one!

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ZC772

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Oh my goodness guys! Quite the flurry of new bastards here so just wanted to tell you all a bit about myself!

1. I’m a pathological liar. Lying is my jam!
2. Lee & I met when he groomed me when I was 15.
3. I’ve never been maternal, but after getting up the duff unexpectedly with Lee, I then found out how lucrative having children could be for fellow work shy women such as myself hoping to make it in the world of vlogging so we popped out two more. They are my whole world, the best little earners a mother could have.
4. I actually was gifted my free gym membership in the latter part of 2018. The free PT didn’t start till January of this yuur. (see also fun fact 1)
5. When I fucked my career by sharing racial content, I turned to a free reiki session and now I like to pretend it’s been so so healing for me.
6. I will read anything I can affiliate link. Even books from the charity shop.
7. I cannot fucking stand meeting or engaging with new people. I will only surround myself with the wives of Lee’s friends.
8. I made a now deleted trolls video for my channel to gain some sympathy, mostly due to the fact I’m a complete arsehole but you’ll often see me giving zero fucks because in actual fact I don’t give a shit.
9. I have the most wonderful circle of arse lickers. They tell me what I want to hear to my face then are probably talking the absolute back off me if they have any sense.
10. I love freebies. Free clothes, free tan, free wine, free holidays. I’m a greedy wee cow and you can guarantee if you see me wearing something, I’ll have an affiliate link for it.

** don’t bother writing any shite back to me in the comments. I couldn’t honestly give a fuck about any of you. 👌🏼😘
 

Ruby’s mum

VIP Member
Oh my goodness guys! Quite the flurry of new bastards here so just wanted to tell you all a bit about myself!

1. I’m a pathological liar. Lying is my jam!
2. Lee & I met when he groomed me when I was 15.
3. I’ve never been maternal, but after getting up the duff unexpectedly with Lee, I then found out how lucrative having children could be for fellow work shy women such as myself hoping to make it in the world of vlogging so we popped out two more. They are my whole world, the best little earners a mother could have.
4. I actually was gifted my free gym membership in the latter part of 2018. The free PT didn’t start till January of this yuur. (see also fun fact 1)
5. When I fucked my career by sharing racial content, I turned to a free reiki session and now I like to pretend it’s been so so healing for me.
6. I will read anything I can affiliate link. Even books from the charity shop.
7. I cannot fucking stand meeting or engaging with new people. I will only surround myself with the wives of Lee’s friends.
8. I made a now deleted trolls video for my channel to gain some sympathy, mostly due to the fact I’m a complete arsehole but you’ll often see me giving zero fucks because in actual fact I don’t give a shit.
9. I have the most wonderful circle of arse lickers. They tell me what I want to hear to my face then are probably talking the absolute back off me if they have any sense.
10. I love freebies. Free clothes, free tan, free wine, free holidays. I’m a greedy wee cow and you can guarantee if you see me wearing something, I’ll have an affiliate link for it.

** don’t bother writing any shite back to me in the comments. I couldn’t honestly give a fuck about any of you. 👌🏼😘
This is the best one yet! 👏👏👏
 

Emoji

Well-known member
Oh my goodness guys! Quite the flurry of new bastards here so just wanted to tell you all a bit about myself!

1. I’m a pathological liar. Lying is my jam!
2. Lee & I met when he groomed me when I was 15.
3. I’ve never been maternal, but after getting up the duff unexpectedly with Lee, I then found out how lucrative having children could be for fellow work shy women such as myself hoping to make it in the world of vlogging so we popped out two more. They are my whole world, the best little earners a mother could have.
4. I actually was gifted my free gym membership in the latter part of 2018. The free PT didn’t start till January of this yuur. (see also fun fact 1)
5. When I fucked my career by sharing racial content, I turned to a free reiki session and now I like to pretend it’s been so so healing for me.
6. I will read anything I can affiliate link. Even books from the charity shop.
7. I cannot fucking stand meeting or engaging with new people. I will only surround myself with the wives of Lee’s friends.
8. I made a now deleted trolls video for my channel to gain some sympathy, mostly due to the fact I’m a complete arsehole but you’ll often see me giving zero fucks because in actual fact I don’t give a shit.
9. I have the most wonderful circle of arse lickers. They tell me what I want to hear to my face then are probably talking the absolute back off me if they have any sense.
10. I love freebies. Free clothes, free tan, free wine, free holidays. I’m a greedy wee cow and you can guarantee if you see me wearing something, I’ll have an affiliate link for it.

** don’t bother writing any shite back to me in the comments. I couldn’t honestly give a fuck about any of you. 👌🏼😘
That is quite simply, fucking brilliant! And so so so true.
 

MrBull

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Oh my goodness guys! Quite the flurry of new bastards here so just wanted to tell you all a bit about myself!

1. I’m a pathological liar. Lying is my jam!
2. Lee & I met when he groomed me when I was 15.
3. I’ve never been maternal, but after getting up the duff unexpectedly with Lee, I then found out how lucrative having children could be for fellow work shy women such as myself hoping to make it in the world of vlogging so we popped out two more. They are my whole world, the best little earners a mother could have.
4. I actually was gifted my free gym membership in the latter part of 2018. The free PT didn’t start till January of this yuur. (see also fun fact 1)
5. When I fucked my career by sharing racial content, I turned to a free reiki session and now I like to pretend it’s been so so healing for me.
6. I will read anything I can affiliate link. Even books from the charity shop.
7. I cannot fucking stand meeting or engaging with new people. I will only surround myself with the wives of Lee’s friends.
8. I made a now deleted trolls video for my channel to gain some sympathy, mostly due to the fact I’m a complete arsehole but you’ll often see me giving zero fucks because in actual fact I don’t give a shit.
9. I have the most wonderful circle of arse lickers. They tell me what I want to hear to my face then are probably talking the absolute back off me if they have any sense.
10. I love freebies. Free clothes, free tan, free wine, free holidays. I’m a greedy wee cow and you can guarantee if you see me wearing something, I’ll have an affiliate link for it.

** don’t bother writing any shite back to me in the comments. I couldn’t honestly give a fuck about any of you. 👌🏼😘
This is amazing! 😂

(and what I think everyone must have been thinking when they read that bullshit this morning!)

** don’t bother writing any shite back to me in the comments. I couldn’t honestly give a fuck about any of you. 👌🏼😘
**unless you’re offering me advertising work, something for free or telling me how bloody brilliant I am.
 
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BettyCrocker

VIP Member
Oh my goodness guys! Quite the flurry of new bastards here so just wanted to tell you all a bit about myself!

1. I’m a pathological liar. Lying is my jam!
2. Lee & I met when he groomed me when I was 15.
3. I’ve never been maternal, but after getting up the duff unexpectedly with Lee, I then found out how lucrative having children could be for fellow work shy women such as myself hoping to make it in the world of vlogging so we popped out two more. They are my whole world, the best little earners a mother could have.
4. I actually was gifted my free gym membership in the latter part of 2018. The free PT didn’t start till January of this yuur. (see also fun fact 1)
5. When I fucked my career by sharing racial content, I turned to a free reiki session and now I like to pretend it’s been so so healing for me.
6. I will read anything I can affiliate link. Even books from the charity shop.
7. I cannot fucking stand meeting or engaging with new people. I will only surround myself with the wives of Lee’s friends.
8. I made a now deleted trolls video for my channel to gain some sympathy, mostly due to the fact I’m a complete arsehole but you’ll often see me giving zero fucks because in actual fact I don’t give a shit.
9. I have the most wonderful circle of arse lickers. They tell me what I want to hear to my face then are probably talking the absolute back off me if they have any sense.
10. I love freebies. Free clothes, free tan, free wine, free holidays. I’m a greedy wee cow and you can guarantee if you see me wearing something, I’ll have an affiliate link for it.

** don’t bother writing any shite back to me in the comments. I couldn’t honestly give a fuck about any of you. 👌🏼😘

I fucking LOVE this!!!!!!!!! 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
 

CurlySue

VIP Member
Oh my goodness guys! Quite the flurry of new bastards here so just wanted to tell you all a bit about myself!

1. I’m a pathological liar. Lying is my jam!
2. Lee & I met when he groomed me when I was 15.
3. I’ve never been maternal, but after getting up the duff unexpectedly with Lee, I then found out how lucrative having children could be for fellow work shy women such as myself hoping to make it in the world of vlogging so we popped out two more. They are my whole world, the best little earners a mother could have.
4. I actually was gifted my free gym membership in the latter part of 2018. The free PT didn’t start till January of this yuur. (see also fun fact 1)
5. When I fucked my career by sharing racial content, I turned to a free reiki session and now I like to pretend it’s been so so healing for me.
6. I will read anything I can affiliate link. Even books from the charity shop.
7. I cannot fucking stand meeting or engaging with new people. I will only surround myself with the wives of Lee’s friends.
8. I made a now deleted trolls video for my channel to gain some sympathy, mostly due to the fact I’m a complete arsehole but you’ll often see me giving zero fucks because in actual fact I don’t give a shit.
9. I have the most wonderful circle of arse lickers. They tell me what I want to hear to my face then are probably talking the absolute back off me if they have any sense.
10. I love freebies. Free clothes, free tan, free wine, free holidays. I’m a greedy wee cow and you can guarantee if you see me wearing something, I’ll have an affiliate link for it.

** don’t bother writing any shite back to me in the comments. I couldn’t honestly give a fuck about any of you. 👌🏼😘
Take a bow 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Amazing
 

Pinklady567

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The vlog has just confirmed to me that she actually does fuck all. Poppy had a biscuit for breakfast and then a snack where she decided what she wanted rather than Rebecca actually be parent and tell her what she can have for a snack. Then she doesn’t go swimming because she’s tired and then gets her mum to take safiyia to trampolining because she doesn’t know how to entertain the others whilst there.
she needs to get in the real world, how does she think we all manage. I do after school clubs with my two and yes I have to entertain my Youngest whilst sat their. It’s called parenting and life!!
 

ohyes

Well-known member
Oh my goodness guys! Quite the flurry of new bastards here so just wanted to tell you all a bit about myself!

1. I’m a pathological liar. Lying is my jam!
2. Lee & I met when he groomed me when I was 15.
3. I’ve never been maternal, but after getting up the duff unexpectedly with Lee, I then found out how lucrative having children could be for fellow work shy women such as myself hoping to make it in the world of vlogging so we popped out two more. They are my whole world, the best little earners a mother could have.
4. I actually was gifted my free gym membership in the latter part of 2018. The free PT didn’t start till January of this yuur. (see also fun fact 1)
5. When I fucked my career by sharing racial content, I turned to a free reiki session and now I like to pretend it’s been so so healing for me.
6. I will read anything I can affiliate link. Even books from the charity shop.
7. I cannot fucking stand meeting or engaging with new people. I will only surround myself with the wives of Lee’s friends.
8. I made a now deleted trolls video for my channel to gain some sympathy, mostly due to the fact I’m a complete arsehole but you’ll often see me giving zero fucks because in actual fact I don’t give a shit.
9. I have the most wonderful circle of arse lickers. They tell me what I want to hear to my face then are probably talking the absolute back off me if they have any sense.
10. I love freebies. Free clothes, free tan, free wine, free holidays. I’m a greedy wee cow and you can guarantee if you see me wearing something, I’ll have an affiliate link for it.

** don’t bother writing any shite back to me in the comments. I couldn’t honestly give a fuck about any of you. 👌🏼😘
Superb 😂👏🏼 And so (so) accurate!
 
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littlemisspiggy

VIP Member
Oh my goodness guys! Quite the flurry of new bastards here so just wanted to tell you all a bit about myself!

1. I’m a pathological liar. Lying is my jam!
2. Lee & I met when he groomed me when I was 15.
3. I’ve never been maternal, but after getting up the duff unexpectedly with Lee, I then found out how lucrative having children could be for fellow work shy women such as myself hoping to make it in the world of vlogging so we popped out two more. They are my whole world, the best little earners a mother could have.
4. I actually was gifted my free gym membership in the latter part of 2018. The free PT didn’t start till January of this yuur. (see also fun fact 1)
5. When I fucked my career by sharing racial content, I turned to a free reiki session and now I like to pretend it’s been so so healing for me.
6. I will read anything I can affiliate link. Even books from the charity shop.
7. I cannot fucking stand meeting or engaging with new people. I will only surround myself with the wives of Lee’s friends.
8. I made a now deleted trolls video for my channel to gain some sympathy, mostly due to the fact I’m a complete arsehole but you’ll often see me giving zero fucks because in actual fact I don’t give a shit.
9. I have the most wonderful circle of arse lickers. They tell me what I want to hear to my face then are probably talking the absolute back off me if they have any sense.
10. I love freebies. Free clothes, free tan, free wine, free holidays. I’m a greedy wee cow and you can guarantee if you see me wearing something, I’ll have an affiliate link for it.

** don’t bother writing any shite back to me in the comments. I couldn’t honestly give a fuck about any of you. 👌🏼😘
Post. Of. The. Century.
😭😭😭
 

Pinklady567

VIP Member
Oh my goodness guys! Quite the flurry of new bastards here so just wanted to tell you all a bit about myself!

1. I’m a pathological liar. Lying is my jam!
2. Lee & I met when he groomed me when I was 15.
3. I’ve never been maternal, but after getting up the duff unexpectedly with Lee, I then found out how lucrative having children could be for fellow work shy women such as myself hoping to make it in the world of vlogging so we popped out two more. They are my whole world, the best little earners a mother could have.
4. I actually was gifted my free gym membership in the latter part of 2018. The free PT didn’t start till January of this yuur. (see also fun fact 1)
5. When I fucked my career by sharing racial content, I turned to a free reiki session and now I like to pretend it’s been so so healing for me.
6. I will read anything I can affiliate link. Even books from the charity shop.
7. I cannot fucking stand meeting or engaging with new people. I will only surround myself with the wives of Lee’s friends.
8. I made a now deleted trolls video for my channel to gain some sympathy, mostly due to the fact I’m a complete arsehole but you’ll often see me giving zero fucks because in actual fact I don’t give a shit.
9. I have the most wonderful circle of arse lickers. They tell me what I want to hear to my face then are probably talking the absolute back off me if they have any sense.
10. I love freebies. Free clothes, free tan, free wine, free holidays. I’m a greedy wee cow and you can guarantee if you see me wearing something, I’ll have an affiliate link for it.

** don’t bother writing any shite back to me in the comments. I couldn’t honestly give a fuck about any of you. 👌🏼😘
Take a bow - Absolutely amazing 😂😂😂
 

Oohthedrama

Iconic Member
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I’m so glad she isn’t showing the kids as much anymore.. hardly saw them at all on that vlog. 🙄🙄

So her plan is to bore us to death one vlog at a time. Get it.
That vlog was 50 shades of laziness and self pity.

Oh my goodness guys! Quite the flurry of new bastards here so just wanted to tell you all a bit about myself!

1. I’m a pathological liar. Lying is my jam!
2. Lee & I met when he groomed me when I was 15.
3. I’ve never been maternal, but after getting up the duff unexpectedly with Lee, I then found out how lucrative having children could be for fellow work shy women such as myself hoping to make it in the world of vlogging so we popped out two more. They are my whole world, the best little earners a mother could have.
4. I actually was gifted my free gym membership in the latter part of 2018. The free PT didn’t start till January of this yuur. (see also fun fact 1)
5. When I fucked my career by sharing racial content, I turned to a free reiki session and now I like to pretend it’s been so so healing for me.
6. I will read anything I can affiliate link. Even books from the charity shop.
7. I cannot fucking stand meeting or engaging with new people. I will only surround myself with the wives of Lee’s friends.
8. I made a now deleted trolls video for my channel to gain some sympathy, mostly due to the fact I’m a complete arsehole but you’ll often see me giving zero fucks because in actual fact I don’t give a shit.
9. I have the most wonderful circle of arse lickers. They tell me what I want to hear to my face then are probably talking the absolute back off me if they have any sense.
10. I love freebies. Free clothes, free tan, free wine, free holidays. I’m a greedy wee cow and you can guarantee if you see me wearing something, I’ll have an affiliate link for it.

** don’t bother writing any shite back to me in the comments. I couldn’t honestly give a fuck about any of you. 👌🏼😘
thus should be at the start of every new thread....forever more 🤣🤣
 

BettyCrocker

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The fucking grey/star jumper from next. 🙄

“It looks very Mint Velvet esque”

Oh fuck off you pretentious wee twat. No, it looks like a bog standard £32 jumper from Next, the same as all the other jumpers they bring out every year. Name dropping an over priced brand just makes you look like a fucking muppet. She clearly only “so so loves it” because she wants people to think it’s “Mint Velvet” - it could be the most hideous jumper on earth but she would still wear it if she thought it looked like it had a heavy price tag.

What a tosser.
 
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