Mrs Meldrum #133 Tits, Tony and Tesla… A memoir

[Peachbomb]

The other patrons will be thinking Sarah Raven is out celebrating with a chum of hers

Until they notice the hereditary narrow footbeds and realise they are sisters

 

[snarksnark]

Muscles captured for posterity before she reads Tattle and edits

 

[Swipeuptobuy]

Fucking chums, team, dadsy …..she would not last two minutes in the real working world ! I actually think she’s not thick I think she’s very calculating which is a very bad trait to have …

 

[CAJ1980]

Hang on so the dress she posed in saying "why is everything too short" suggesting its a no, she ends up buying.

What I find absolutely disgusting is that the do was to raise money for home start and another charity. Some people from the area actually cant afford a new outfit and have no other option than to buy from a charity shop. Would have had more respect if she had gone around the numerous charity shops in Banchory (theres more than 4 i think) and created an outfit from that!

Again proof that she is out of touch with reality.

 

[Welshgal]

Good to hear S is already throwing her mum under the bus. Let‘s hope she‘ll give her hell in a few more years.

I also thought it was no surprise that P (I‘m assuming) doesn‘t want to sit at the table when Lee‘s away. He‘s probably the only one who engages with her. Her older sisters were raised to hate her and her mum ignores her. Poor soul

 

[MrsDimSum]

Is it possible to die of second hand embarrassment?

 

[Bewildered Barbarella]

Please for the love of god NO!

 

[Swipeuptobuy]

Who on Gods earth wants a gift guide complied by this dumb bint? I’d rather have Stevie Wonder give me driving lessons than taking gifting advice from her ….

 

[Pushyplumb]

No more weigh in Mondays, no more dog walk outfits, hasn't mentioned 'jazz' in a while, Tony is probably being used as a clothes rail and been a whilst since she has shared her mushrooms on toast.

Her focus is now on her hair journey where she will go for a trim and go from mid blonde to light blonde in her latest radical change.

 

[Catwoman]

This is a particularly obnoxious picture isn't it? The 'Tesla' charging point in the background. Only someone with a vacuous, empty life would post that.

Those who genuinely have it, never need to post about it Rebecca.

By the way Disney tickets were gifted by Disney not P&J Live. No disclaimer though!

Nothing new with her if that is the case.

 

[Pushyplumb]

Well done to her for being able to go to a spa and not suffer PTSD of when she fucked up her career.

 

[gummy-bear]

I’m appalled at her ‘meals’
Cauliflower cheese is a SIDE not a main course
Egg and veg fried rice?! As a main?!?
fuck me, make them a chickpea curry, salmon stir fry, halloumi wraps Nando style, build your own veggie burger, fish pie.. honestly she’s such a fucking shit mum it pains me

 

[MrsDimSum]

Can someone suggest what I should wear today for walking the dog, the school run and coffee with ‘chime’ and maybe a haul at Aldi now that hubby is back from offshore? We haven’t had a daily outfit reel for a few days now and I don’t know what I should be wearing!

apart from the tattie sack inspo day. I’ve literally been naked for a week. Been getting some right weird looks in Jazz and Aldi.

come on Beggy we depend on you!

 

[snarksnark]

That gilet is fucking gopping. It looks like a hot water bottle cover.

 

[Ohflogoff]

Fleece looks fresh outta a Sunday magazine insert aimed at retired folk. The type that have gardening tools, jar openers and cardigans/fleeces.

 

[avabella]

The other patrons will be thinking Sarah Raven is out celebrating with a chum of hers

 

[Catwoman]

The unfiltered reb

Is she watching someone else cut up her own child's food? Wow.

 

[MrsDimSum]

Has she just given up washing her hair or...?

today is ‘hair wash day’ whatever the hell that is! Just fucking wash your hair when it’s dirty you absolute clatty mink

 

[Cheska18]

I can’t unsee it……;-)

 

[blackheart2.0]

Only doing it as S has embarrassed her - Good! You have alot more heading your way as they get okder. Believe me