Mrs Meldrum #133 Tits, Tony and Tesla… A memoir

[LennyBriscoe]

Because none of you plebs can afford as stylish a fleece as Melds

My husband would be crushed if I ugly him one of those ugly fleeces for Christmas. A broken man.

 

[GoLando]

Good for you. You realise this is not a thread about you, right?

This one never does realise…always there with a braggy comment about themselves.

 

[Sarahferguson]

Surely to Christ you’d go somewhere reputable / pay to have it sorted if it ended up like that. Still, unless it’s #gifted she prob won’t. Isn’t like her to scrimp on spending money on herself though…

She definitely scrimps... her hair is absolutely terrible, I reckon she must get it done by trainees or the students at the college. Same goes for her nails. I can't imagine her botox person being any different. She never tags where she gets anything done because they're not gifted and she doesn't want to give the image that she does anything on the cheap.
She does a clothes haul of loads of items and aff links everything but she sends back about 98% of what she tried on. There are things she says she's keeping/kept to give that illusion but we never see them again.
She'll buy big ticket things to show off, that's where her spends go. The holidays, the peloton, the pizza oven than got used once, but these are more than likely all on tick.

 

[Shouldbedoingjobs]

This one never does realise…always there with a braggy comment about themselves.

This one ?Excuse me what is that supposed to mean

 

[Swipeuptobuy]

This one ?Excuse me what is that supposed to mean

She’s on a weekend away from her children, who she resents, nice spa, eating late 6.30…the woman’s a fraud but still shilling to get Tesla payments and credit card bills payed…don’t buy her a coffee get her a shovel

 

[Ohflogoff]

Fleece looks fresh outta a Sunday magazine insert aimed at retired folk. The type that have gardening tools, jar openers and cardigans/fleeces.

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Ahhhaaahaaa he’s wearing a Patagonia fleece, they are about 80 quid and even cheaper in American outlet malls
So she’s linked a Columbia fleece that’s about 60 quid.
Pack in the attempt at bragging Beggy, it’s pathetic.

 

[avabella]

I just can't get over her using the words fleece and style in the same sentence

 

[Hellofresh]

Come on everyone, give Rebecca a break, she’s an adventurer don’t you know? All the way to North Berwick, got to get those steps in, Apple Watch & polar fleece required

 

[Theboredone]

Iceland the country, begs, not the supermarket

 

[Scotblock]

Fleece looks fresh outta a Sunday magazine insert aimed at retired folk. The type that have gardening tools, jar openers and cardigans/fleeces.

Right at the back of the magazine you got with the People newspaper. OAP sunset stepper shoes that came with a free alarmed pillbox

 

[Sharpietail]

Another week, another fad….

 

[Maddogsmum]

Pescatarian food shop?!!!!
So she had "muscles" for dinner whilst away at the Granny hotel and has now decided to become pescatarian? I give it til Thursday!!

 

[Sarahferguson]

Pescatarian food shop?!!!!
So she had "muscles" for dinner whilst away at the Granny hotel and has now decided to become pescatarian? I give it til Thursday!!

You're optimistic!

 

[blackheart2.0]

So is she forcing this new fad on her poor girls then?

 

[Kattykat10]

My day consists of work, work and more work. Lee grow some balls and sort this tit out

 

[flippinpancakes]

Why does she embarrass herself by telling everyone her latest fad when she knows it'll last 24 hours and then never heard of again

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Pescatarian!!!!!

 

[Cheska18]

Her use of the words ‘LIFE ADMIN’ fills me with irrational rage ;-)

 

[Daisyduckabz]

Also yet again her bleeping to do list is what so many other people fit in around a full day's work! I do not understand how she thinks she's something special?!

More on this later..... Oooooooo so you're eating fish. Cool. No need for the build up.