Mrs Meldrum #133 Tits, Tony and Tesla… A memoir

[Lilyofthevalley80]

Good God is all I can say about all this. Speechless

Lee looks physically and mentally done in and Beggy can’t even sort herself out to wash her hair and looks like she fell in a charity shop bin en route there. Plus they can’t even get there without stopping to charge the car?! duck that! It’s like driving in the 1950s when there were hardly any petrol stations and every journey had to be planned to the minute with the the AA Road atlas.

 

[Clare]

Good God is all I can say about all this. Speechless

Lee looks physically and mentally done in and Beggy can’t even sort herself out to wash her hair and looks like she fell in a charity shop bin en route there. Plus they can’t even get there without stopping to charge the car?! duck that! It’s like driving in the 1950s when there were hardly any petrol stations and every journey had to be planned to the minute with the the AA Road atlas.

They look old enough to remember those days.

 

[Afflinklife]

They look like a couple in their late 40,s not an ounce of fashion trend between them

Im in my late 40’s, and there’s NO WAY I would rock up to a weekend away somewhere nice in that outfit. That looks more like my dog-walking gear!!

 

[Shouldbedoingjobs]

The bloody Apple watch, too. The woman exuuuudes class, doesn't she?

What’s wrong with the watch

 

[Swipeuptobuy]

I’m not sure why you would want your OH to look like the piss smelling person in town that goes around asking for the time or a fag?

 

[Afflinklife]

And now let’s try and flog some other tit looking fleeces…. FML, she needs to change her Insta handle from Mrs Meldrum to “ The Shepherdess” ….who loves to fleece her sheep.

 

[avabella]

What’s wrong with the watch

It’s an activity watch, and well… Beggy barely moves

 

[Catwoman]

She's having a pissing LAUGH.. Afflinking HIS clothes now. How freaking desperate.

 

[BettyCrockerr]

What’s wrong with the watch

She never takes it off!!!! It’s manky and it doesn’t go with a going out outfit.

 

[Peachbomb]

Because none of you plebs can afford as stylish a fleece as Melds

as if I would want my husband wearing that fleece! I like having a shag though and that fleece would definitely make sure THAT didn’t happen.

 

[Shouldbedoingjobs]

She never takes it off!!!! It’s manky and it doesn’t go with a going out outfit.

but why would she take it off ? I wear an Apple watch its the only watch i own and I wear it 24/7 she has a lot of problems but I really don’t see that as an issue

 

[BettyCrockerr]

but why would she take it off ? I wear an Apple watch its the only watch i own and I wear it 24/7 she has a lot of problems but I really don’t see that as an issue

If you are going out for a nice evening and you are getting dressed up, you take your minging old watch off and you put an evening dress watch on. It looks completely out of place and stupid with evening wear

 

[Shouldbedoingjobs]

If you are going out for a nice evening and you are getting dressed up, you take your minging old watch off and you put an evening dress watch on. It looks completely out of place and stupid with evening wear

nope an “evening dress watch” is not something I personally possess I wear my Apple Watch as its the only one I own and I don’t think its minging and its not old. Its just a watch and I couldn’t bear to be without one

 

[avabella]

nope an “evening dress watch” is not something I personally possess I wear my Apple Watch as its the only one I own and I don’t think its minging and its not old. Its just a watch and I couldn’t bear to be without one

I hear ya, I do love my Apple Watch and wear it to most events. I would wear a fancier watch if I was going somewhere really nice though.

Just an fyi, you can get pretty cheap Apple Watch straps on Amazon to jazz it up for an evening out.

 

[Afflinklife]

nope an “evening dress watch” is not something I personally possess I wear my Apple Watch as its the only one I own and I don’t think its minging and its not old. Its just a watch and I couldn’t bear to be without one

Happy days for you. Enjoy your Apple Watch. Nobody really cares what’s on somebody’s wrist. Unless it looks like it needs a good scrub like it’s owner. Hence the Begs watch chat.

 

[BettyCrockerr]

nope an “evening dress watch” is not something I personally possess I wear my Apple Watch as its the only one I own and I don’t think its minging and its not old. Its just a watch and I couldn’t bear to be without one

Good for you. You realise this is not a thread about you, right?

 

[Shouldbedoingjobs]

Good for you. You realise this is not a thread about you, right?

What a silly comment Yes I totally know this isn’t a thread about me as its got Mrs Meldrum in the title and that is definitely not my name. I was merely commenting on something on an open forum which is what I thought tattle was for.

 

[CasinoRoyal]

Because none of you plebs can afford as stylish a fleece as Melds

Is she saying that Grey and aqua thing with with the orange collar lee was wearing was expensive? It looks like the kinda thing you’d get at a sunday market! It’s so ugly

 

[avabella]

I swear if my husband walked in with that fire hazard on I'd divorce him immediately.

 

[rather not stop]

*aff links a muuuuuch cheaper gorgeous fleece for the sheep*

Honestly. She gets worse by the day. She's what my MIL would call "a blaw oh shite" !!!!