Mrs Hinch #696

[screenfreelookatme]

My bingo is pregnant and like every other Insta hun, she’s got HG and she’s been soooooo sick and can’t post or do anything. I think she’ll be gone awhile longer.

 

[Wize Owl]

I’m going to sit with Brad Pitt, hope you Nusties don’t mind…. Oh wait, I’m too anxious, my tummy is shivering and I need to run away as my bra has fallen down Sopha style on “This Morning” due to me padding it out with a couple of Teschoooo Finesssst salad tomatoes… to impress Brad

 

[anniemouse]

She looks at least 45 there. When she would have been mid twenties. It’s baffling.

Ciggies and sunbeds probably

 

[HenryHenchcliffe]

Anyone know where the entrance is and where we will all hang our coats? I'm sooooo anxious guyzzzsch

 

[Therealist]

I’ll bring Stacey

This is brilliant

 

[LoverA]

Anyone bringing the sausage surprise I can bring that pan of slop!

 

[cazellie]

Not a fan of Solomon but I’m loving the pointing finger and thumbs up at her not tend vegetable patch. The off the shoulder shrug of the jumper too was defo aimed at tattle too

 

[Zofloragirl]

Maybe her papa has been taken ill

But she posted before when he was ill. If you are right, it’s probably because he wasn’t as bad as she made out and now it’s something more serious.

 

[Wize Owl]

I’ll invite the “man eating paper”

OMG, I just laughed so much at that I’m actually crying like Weepy I’m now Weepy Owl

 

[AllieBee]

Do you think we should also invite Lee from Blue and Michael Bolton We could all fawn over them and throw our padded arse pants at them

And Laurence Llewellyn Bowen as well, massive fan of Soph's

 

[CrazyCatLady2791]

I only flippin dreamt about her last night didn’t I, I’m getting too invested in this but can’t help myself

 

[or JusRollWithIt]

I thought for sure she’d returned as there were 10 pages to catch up on!

I’ll bring morning slippers for the garden and a bag of donations to frantically leave at a random church door while the security guard tells me how much his wife loves me. I’ll also bring Maxine to write fankyoo letters for the party.

 

[Danielle0120]

You are totally right that Katie's Mum is behind the obsession, what I meant was that if something did happen Hinch would make it all about her. Oh she's been so worried etc etc. Wasn't up to posting blah blah. We all know Hinch has an agenda for everything. Don't trust either of them and poor Katie is innocent in it all.

Hmm she didn't take a break for her own dad when he was in hospital for ages though.

Who knows honestly, I'm sure she'll be back next week drip feeding it for 6 month
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Shall we have a game of Would I Lie to you?who's going first?

You start then

 

[HereToTalk]

I think she’s pregnant is going to have/had the awful morning sickness illness! (Probably tend but it’ll be more attention)

 

[geezabreak]

Off you go
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OK. A.I first met Weepy when I was a trolley dolly with a Canadian company.
B.I first met Sophie at primary school.She stole a ladybird book from me,signed it and tried to sell it back to me for three times the price.
C.I first met JaYm in an inclusive sex club that used to me moored at the Embankment.

I think A and C are true but definitely C

 

[The Green Triangle]

Has she deleted a post that included Stacey & her sister at Hinch Not A Farm? Stacey still has it on her account. …would love to know what really has gone on between them, not to mention the messages or WhatsApp conversations …

As far as I can see. it's gone.

 

[Chesneyslittlesister]

OK, I put dibs on raw chicken casserole then!

You nusty troll, it wasn't raw, it was bacon!

 

[katfromthesticks]

I'm going to bring cats bum mouth as my plus one!

 

[The Green Triangle]

Could we have the party in the dolls house?
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Star of the party

I'm bringing us all a cardboard cut out Gretal mask, meet you all in the dolls house!

SNAP !! #Dollshouse

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

Anyone got a shark handheld to hoover up any staged crumbs?