Mrs Hinch #696

[Xstarx]

I'll bring tapple, an umbrella so we can play throw the ball in the umbrella! And also coloured tape so we can do a colour finding game

 

[Therealist]

I shall sing mime over a song and pretend to the huns it is moi.

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She is so embarrassing

 

[amusedpineapple]

I'll bring the helium balloons, we can stick them to Laura's big wall in her big kitchen. It'll be the nustie photo station, you all get a turn at posing with them on your way in. xx

I’ll provide the filter that slips on and off every 2 seconds and changes randomly throughout the party

 

[trollinthedungeonx]

I also went down this rabbit hole earlier.

Without saying too much, there's a female relative (seems may be related to this guy?) who seems to have recently lost someone. A few days ago she changed her PP and there's a handful of "" and "so sad sending you hugs" comments. It is not someone on the inner Hinch circle, but she was poss Sophs Aunt/Great Aunt or something? If I'm right, I wouldn't put it past her to use it as an excuse to be off work for 2 weeks. Claiming a bingo if she comes back with this as an excuse



Also please can the kind troll who saw Jamieshortforjames in the wild please confirm a few important things for us?

- Were the toddler twins in matching clothes?
- Did they fight/bicker/not share the WHOLE time?
- Did James shout oioi at anyone?
- Was Fiddle there?
- Did anyone have the shits?
- Do they ever do anything except go to bloody petting farms the poor mites?!
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I also went down this rabbit hole earlier.

Without saying too much, there's a female relative (seems may be related to this guy?) who seems to have recently lost someone. A few days ago she changed her PP and there's a handful of "" and "so sad sending you hugs" comments. It is not someone on the inner Hinch circle, but she was poss Sophs Aunt/Great Aunt or something? If I'm right, I wouldn't put it past her to use it as an excuse to be off work for 2 weeks. Claiming a bingo if she comes back with this as an excuse



Also please can the kind troll who saw Jamieshortforjames in the wild please confirm a few important things for us?

- Were the toddler twins in matching clothes?
- Did they fight/bicker/not share the WHOLE time?
- Did James shout oioi at anyone?
- Was Fiddle there?
- Did anyone have the shits?
- Do they ever do anything except go to bloody petting farms the poor mites?!

Haha really sorry to disappoint I won’t be able to answer much as I only saw them briefly - J barely stands out amongst all the other Essex dads, and tbh I was more looking around for your highness .
No sign of Fiddle, just another bloke and perhaps an older guy too (hard to tell if part of the group!)
No, they appear to only go to farms (despite living on one!)

 

[Turmeric123]

Has anyone got onto Home Bargains to organise a truck full of kleenex for weepy Als tears - bless 'is art
Any need for the tranq gun or will Fiddle be ok keeping that at the crem

 

[Wize Owl]

I’ll bring the centre piece. I plan to recreate the monstrosity that she baked for Fiddle. Cauliflower and tissue paper at the ready.
Don’t worry nusties I’ll wheel it in on Polly

But I’ve already made one…. never mind there can never be too many tend cauliflower monstrosities at a party

Any excuse to share the pic again

 

[Zofloragirl]

This one.





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Not her quote it seems.

Mrs Hinch #693 What happened to your black phone?

I had to wear them but only because I’d had an emergency C-section Yes I thought they were for c-sections/surgery in general, so was confused as to why she had them on.

tattle.life

This was also captured.


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Luckily it’s her therapy and not her job, at this rate she won’t have a job this time next year.

 

[EmmaE54]

I've just caught up......IM WHEEZING
you nusty trolllssss can't wait for the party looks like everyone has it covered 🥲
I might bring my weather changing machine then we can decided how the weather's going to be

 

[Ere4dgoss]

I don’t think it’s anything to do with her dog or her Dad as Fiddle commented on her family members fb account in regards to his dog passing a week ago.


I think she’s just attention seeking

Why Does She Write Like This ?

Like hinch always putting a space comma space and then being caught out when she writes messages to herself

Whoops, how insensitive of me RIP Ted Lovely Memories You Have.

 

[Picklelily]

She’s moved the Kawasaki disease highlights to the top of her reels

That’s been there for a little while now

I know I’ve probably fallen into her trap and she’ll swan back but I do hope everything is okay with her family/Henry etc.

 

[lunaloulou]

I’ll be making a chocolate cake. It will be shop bought, encircled by 4 finger Kit Kats and piled high with sweets and chocolates.

Oooh i forgot about that one ha ha

 

[amusedpineapple]

Anyone got a shark handheld to hoover up any staged crumbs?

Just about to offer out my ninja for all the “cooking” and my shark for all the “cleaning” at the end

 

[Tomi2015]

Late to the party but maybe no knob has ran off with Fiddle

 

[Kmacg]

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But are they home grown?

Of course!

 

[geezabreak]

The video she put up on April 9th, the 'just let her' one, was like something was very wrong then.

 

[Richip16]

Maybe her papa has been taken ill

 

[fannysjohnny]

Freda-Fiddle-Fingers and her Siblings refer to June as “Aunt” Maybe it’s their dad’s sister

Oh yes,that's a posibilty

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

I may try fiddles recipe of Toad in the Hole using Soph’s fave Tescos finest sausages (even though she’s vegetarian) or maybe we could get Greggs to sponsor the party and we all get free sausage rolls and soup!

 

[Sammyjo9]

Did she have a nose job so around same time as boob job

 

[Dexty2021]

Pot noodle anyone?