Mrs Hinch #696

[justmadetopostthis]

Can I put on my bingo card that she's going to release a home range at home bargains

 

[anniemouse]

Oh my word…. Tattle ADs are trolling me now, I think this is the outfit that Tattle wants me to wear to the party I could wear it singing “Ding Dong the Witch is gone”

I have no use for the melon baller unless Tattle are also showing me the size of JayM’s balls

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Oh I got a crochet beach coverup

 

[cazellie]

Likes are turned off now.

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Has she deleted a post that included Stacey & her sister at Hinch Not A Farm? Stacey still has it on her account. …would love to know what really has gone on between them, not to mention the messages or WhatsApp conversations …

That is one forced smile from sticker sister!
Never to be scheeeen again at tend farm

 

[Wize Owl]

Mr Owl and I have two spaces free in the back of the car…. Perhaps we ought to pick up the Maldonia Grinch and the Easter Bunny

 

[Panda girl 04]

For a party game.
I will bring a hedgehog, just to stare at it for hours then we can call the rspca.

 

[Mum of two]

I'm not sure if I'll fly over in my hot air balloon or fill up the safari jeep. Anyone have the coordinates for the venue?
Also will the beach hut be available for me to adjust my skinny filter before the event?

 

[cazellie]

I hadn’t realised there was a new thread cos everything was going so slow. Anyway I see nothing has changed and Hinch is still sulking

 

[Kelly112330]

I’ll bring my mum, hair perfectly coiffed in to a helmet

 

[AllieBee]

I will bring the spaghetti hoop pie if no one has dibs on that

 

[Sammyjo9]

I think we ll be getting a post from a hospital bed

 

[fannysjohnny]

Bang on!

Shall we have a game of Would I Lie to you?who's going first?

 

[Ere4dgoss]

Why Does She Write Like This ?

Like hinch always putting a space comma space and then being caught out when she writes messages to herself

Whoops, how insensitive of me RIP Ted Lovely Memories You Have.

Ffs I done three spaces between each word and it’s changed it! You all knew what I meant

 

[mammaof3]

Crazy party.

 

[Mum of two]

Shall I invite the 3 tutting grannies?

 

[Char4649]

Been watching Clarksons farm.

Soph *tend farm girl* Hinch hasn't got a fecking clue.

 

[Wize Owl]

I think we ought to order lots of spare black burner phones from AmaZON as I’m sure all of ours will get put into our 10 litres of coke

I think the guyssssh from Maldonia tip could do with a night out after dealing with so much Hinch tat, so we ought to invite them as well, blessssh’em

 

[SunshineRae]

Late to the party (excuse the pun) but I’ll bring the frozen chicken (not Pringle) cooked in a litre of cream and garlic powder. I’ll also bring a jar of turmeric so we can sprinkle some on everyone’s offerings.

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

I may bring my numerous wedding albumS with me so you can all look at little ol meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[TrACE22]

I will bring Keith