Mrs Hinch #696

[HoratioHoohah]

I'll bring the mash...

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Oh my fucking god. I’d heard about this but not seen it I don’t think. That’s all I can say.
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I still find that mash pic of Ronald terrifying Wasn’t there one of Hennerzzz as well? I hope I haven’t had a nightmare about that

ETA: Hennerzzz was made out of pasta, rice and stuff

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wtf

 

[IrishCatlady]

Like mother l

I still think she's in a hospital mental health facility, maybe even the Priory. Too ashamed to tell anyone and the only reason I can think of for the silence on all fronts. I think she's had some kind of breakdown.

Ike daughter

 

[Sazz1006]

I’m gonna wear a crochet beach cover-up dress so short you can see my breakfast

Ah, but has it got a big hole in the sleeve?

 

[Strawberry13]

I’m concerned we won’t have enough space , I’ve bought a table off gumtree from a lady called Fiddle. Can someone help me bring it in ?

 

[kimberlyc]

That is very sad, wouldn’t wish that on anybody. Had he been ill at all in the time before he passed?

 

[Status:PiningTheBog]

First of all Nustys you have made me cackle!
Have we thought about this is all gonna be sttttylleedddddd up guys?! I’m guessing faux flowerrrsssss cuz we just lurves it?!
My contribution will be labels, we need labels to label EVERYTHINNNKKKKKK

Shiiiiiit. Youre right, someone needs to be in charge of buying some basic candles and tat style waste of space wooden boards, and putting candle on said board and lighting said candle and filming for insta. Whos available????

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Shall we have a game of Would I Lie to you?who's going first?

Oops it was so quick that I blinked and missed the game

 

[HoratioHoohah]

Surely we need some full fat coke to shove down our fat thriats

Don’t worry, it’s on my list together with crunky snacks

 

[Turmeric123]

If Trace isn't allowed out of the attic can someone bring fake nails so we can change our nails/colour throughout the party so nobody will spot our pre-records in the future

 

[anniemouse]

Shall I bring the white van with me to clear up all the rubbish after the party and take to Maldon tip?

Only if you park in the disabled space at McDonald’s on the way back
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It better be a big venue as I am bringing the sex bots

I can’t wait to meet Titsalina, Brexit Dildo and Sexy Daddy Pig
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But I’ve already made one…. never mind there can never be too many tend cauliflower monstrosities at a party

Any excuse to share the pic again
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We’ll need more than one as we’ll need a lot of wonky dining tables already set out with dusty dishes to accommodate everyone.
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Everyone please be careful not to damage your coccyx, it takes 24 hours to heal!

It’s okay, I’ll bring some Oramorph for that and just incase anyone falls down the stairs and breaks their size 5 foot

 

[Byefelicia!]

This party is going to be so good!!! I will make sure to bring my dryer sheets so I can place them into flower displays and behind pictures and inside any cushion covers so the whole place smells amazing!!!

 

[The Green Triangle]

Shall I make up party bags for us containing tat gifts from Amazzzzon ... although if I'm honest (by which I mean I am not) I won't remember what I've bought.

 

[Hun_tea22]

Do we think we have enough seating for everyone or shall we kindly ask weepy Al to knock a few wooden benches up for us in his workshop

In that case I’ll bring the tweezers for extracting the splinters at 9pm the end of the night

 

[Blackdog]

When I've parked the Audi up and met you all I'll tell you the truth about Hinch HQ and why we never mentioned it again after the flooring lads finished the job.

 

[AllieBee]

Just about to offer out my ninja for all the “cooking” and my shark for all the “cleaning” at the end

Oh OK, if we're cleaning, I will get a job lot of reduced Vacant Vibes to make sure we're all wheezing at the end

 

[stephmcd67]

I did have a giggle, maybe she took inspiration from this

 

[notsuchaninstahun]

Sheep’s be sheeping.
One of them seems to think something has happened to Henry.
As you were…

 

[Listoflies]

Follower numbers still falling.
No sex bots
Many of her recent followers are very new accounts
That +1 follow is not showing in her follow list - the same account is still at the top. Does maybe a refollow show further down the list?

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The strike is probably just her trying to prove there is no link between losing followers on days she posts
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Did she have a nose job so around same time as boob job

If so, those poor boys are well and truly doomed

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Any evidence of her liking posts in recent days? I’ve no idea how to find that out

 

[Tortoiseshellhell]

Guyyyyssshhh I'll be at the door to the party with a spray bottle of Zoflora in one hand and Lenor in the other, can pick your scent and I'll spritz you all on the way in huns xxx