Mrs Hinch #696

[Duchessofmanchester]

I think it will be very telling if after the BH weekend she’s not returned. It’s one thing taking an extended BH; not returning tomorrow… hmmm. Not that I want her back

I'm thinking the same tbh. If no 7pm post or not back tomorrow, I honestly think she's gone for good.

 

[Wize Owl]

Shall I invite the 3 tutting grannies?

They’re already at the venue, sitting in a corner drinking a hot chocklitttt and tutting at everyone and everything, blessssh’their’arrrrts

 

[lunaloulou]

I didnt know about the dream so thank you for filling me in isnt that where they jad their first date? Seems she must already be paranoid about him leaving her for someone else. Though from what ive seen he adores her but that could all be for the likes and followers of the "couple goals" ideology i guess

 

[Lisav]

I'll show everyone how to do the funky worm

 

[cosytoes]

I’ll bring the centre piece. I plan to recreate the monstrosity that she baked for Fiddle. Cauliflower and tissue paper at the ready.
Don’t worry nusties I’ll wheel it in on Polly

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Has anyone got and half empty lenor to put in the barrrskitttsss? We can take them home at the end of the. Night

OMG! Has no one thought of bringing any barrrskits? I will bring some of them as I know we all just luurve them, along with a chopping board engraved with sausage surprise recipe.
Also while I'm at it I can bring some stick on/transfer eyebrows from ebay for everyone, some lint from my tumble dryer, a ride on toy car for each of you, as you know there is no such thing as sharing and a nice Greg's vegan sausage roll and cups of tomato shhoooup to have with mummy.

 

[Strawberry13]

Oi @fannysjohnny A , B or C ??

 

[Gln2810]

Came here to see if there were any updates on Hinch plays hide and seek as I’ve not been here for a whileeeeee. Anyone done a welfare check? Maybe all the cleaning fumes have finally taken her out

 

[MillionDollarBaby]

RIP Al.
That’s sad news.

 

[Sh1tRollsDownHill]

I`ll come in the Audi that I haven`t got and give you all a lift home, might take a while though.

Can we pop to Maldon dump on the way home to drop off all the cardboard boxes and tat.

 

[Louanne]

Is she still listed on the agency's website?
And does she still follow the new senior agent she started to follow not long ago?
I definitely think the break is work-related. She's either had a severe rap on the knuckles or been told they're dropping her so she's gone on 'strike'. I've put that in quotation marks cos it's not like she really does fuck all anyway.

 

[VicksterIcon]

Very sad news for the family especially when it is sudden.

 

[Zofloragirl]

Shall we invite to the party the Garage floor men, BTEC Brad the Cad, Vulva Driveway men, the AmaZON delivery guy and the Postie (I accidentally wrote Pistie then ) Oooh and the guys who cleaned the roof and the tend grass layers?

Sure. I’ll pop a marquee up on my tend farm land.
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Worm.

Party games. Excellent idea. All fun must be controlled and pre planned.

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Maybe Jamie has left her for one of the garage guys
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Sorry meant to quote this one when I said maybe Jamie has left her for one of the garage guys

Or that flooring twat who doesn’t know how to drive

 

[Zofloragirl]

Sorry I'm late to the party guyyysh! I was trying to squeeze into my leopard print catsuit to come along as Mel B/ deranged thundercat!
I've brought along the Tapple game with me for us to play too, but if it deems a bit too complicated we can play find the coloured bits of sticky tape instead.

Don’t forget to over bronze your face to make the outfit wholly inappropriate.

 

[shillyhillyb]

I’ll order the desenio prints for after mainly of my massive face and my name on in case we all forget …

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Poor weepy. May he rest in peace.

 

[londonLA]

I will also bring a 6th toe to the party, as they say "the more the merrier"

 

[Zofloragirl]

Can I bring some kinda pastry shit with tomato puree and pre grated cheese?

We’ve got so many people bringing cheese, pastry and tomato purée but as that is all she can apparently make I am sure the more the merrier.

 

[Louanne]

Like mother l
Ike daughter

I think this is the most likely theory to be honest.
If she's had a breakdown - likely as a result of her faux-life - they would have surely removed her phone.
It's the only way she wouldn't be making any kind of appearance online.