Mrs Hinch #671 Stacey’s gone all Dragon’s Den, while Hinch only has her Lakey 10

[purplethesurple]

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She will be on the beg for the artificial turf guyzzzzssshhhhhh to sort that out.

hahahahaha would die if she did
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works six days a week

 

[Swisspea]

I sometimes wonder what her thought process in when she selects the Disney/wistful/meaningful musac….does she spend all day creating the perfik insta shot and then scroll through Suitable ditties having googled ”portray wholesome meaningful family life to other insta huns”
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Hello nusties! It’s my birthday today so I’m a year older and yet sopha is still a cunt. Shocker.

Im off to bed early after a full on weekend of celebrations, and I see she’s put an LP player by the kitchen sink

Jesus she’s a knob!

Happy Birthd`y Tart - I hope your day was splendid and more fun than the HINCH boys was!!

 

[KuGo]

That record player is definitely Fiddle's!

 

[Sazz1006]

If I recall correctly, they had pretend turds which Ron apparently just laavved picking up in the garden at Greyskull Jimmers even threw one at him in the garden they claimed it was ‘tend’ instead of pretend implying Ronald said tend, some time later the ‘invisible speech needs’ were ‘revealed’ so he never said that. Same with ‘auntie Mamfa.’

Maybe a nusty fat hen can confirm if I’m remembering correctly

Yes, that’s it exactly

 

[I just nosey]

Didn't fancy a day at not a Hinch Farms today then SSS

 

[HoratioHoohah]

They are both about as funny as an infected boil on the arse.

I’d take the boil over them any day. And day at all.

 

[JMS123]

Ah'm affronted, that's me in witness protection now.
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Easy done when Mario and Hinch are two cheeks of the same arse.

Sorry to all the nusty Hinch trolls here for my daftness.

I thought it was hilarious so no need to apologise on our account.

 

[JBrown]

It’s like something off a shit horror movie!

 

[Zofloragirl]

Calling bingo on a "sorry I've been quiet, this really hit me hard" grief tourism story.

“But here is a picture of me at a big pond guys. I just love it”.
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Speaking of the ”lakey21”. Does anyone know if the lady with the disabled girl still follows her? I used to follow this accounts but she seems to have disappeared?! or maybe I’m blocked. I felt sorry for her has she literally tagged hinch in everything and I think got little back. I used to offer words of advice and encouragement in her own situation as it was so desperate

I think she made her account private.

 

[puddleduck]

going to be hundreds of them....

 

[anniemouse]

Hilarious that she got bored of the naming the scarecrow after less than 24 hours.……

Elf on the Shelf feels that

 

[lolaP]

Wonder what she means when she says see you when your home is sss off on another holiday

This was last year's message x

 

[notsuchaninstahun]

Good point. I’m left handed and wouldn’t.
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In honour of her last post;
Thread Suggestion
Hinches: they’re not, they’re not thick, they are thick thick.
Jumping on another bandwagon. What does she know about CP?

Absolutely fucking nothing. HTH.

 

[CrazyCatLady2791]

Didn’t the twins dress up as scarecrows last year?!

 

[curlywhirlygal]

Conkersssh, you need conkersssh Schweeet’arrrt, it’sssh all about the conkersssh

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I had forgotten all about the turd monstrosity,
Probably one of the most weird, gross, but equally as hilarious things. She's such a try hard it's embarrassing

 

[curlywhirlygal]

Or as its Fiddles twin, something that rhymes with Fiddle? I'll start Diddle

Piddle

 

[springheeledyeti]

I thought it was hilarious so no need to apologise on our account.

same I’m not even on the Mario thread but all the references make me laugh anyway

 

[Dexy]

She’s got a cracking photo of the hard-faced cow though
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No fucking way.

This has to be the best one yet and boy have we had some corker contenders .

 

[If i told you …]

Speaking of the ”lakey21”. Does anyone know if the lady with the disabled girl still follows her? I used to follow this accounts but she seems to have disappeared?! or maybe I’m blocked. I felt sorry for her has she literally tagged hinch in everything and I think got little back. I used to offer words of advice and encouragement in her own situation as it was so desperate

 

[Fifah1907]

Not sure what his actual name is, nicknamed cat bum mouth on here. Was one of the Lakey 22, broke away and took Hinch off his insta name…rejoins the group when he is invited to something of interest like a p and g event.

Is it not officially Cleen or something?