Mrs Hinch #671 Stacey’s gone all Dragon’s Den, while Hinch only has her Lakey 10

[Zofloragirl]

Nusty troll. She had a whole launch party for Lenor releasing old scents with her name on them.

Oh yes. I’m fankoo. I forgot the event of the year.

 

[ethelworks]

Also i trawled the comments looking to see StrawBarry but all i could see were lots of worzel, Rennie, Lennie and Hinchcliffe suggestions

 

[HinchesSousChef]

She’s milking that footage of Henry in the bandana.

 

[The Green Triangle]

... also the sheep who she "chats" to will think she really loves them personally so might hang on being a follower and a shopper follower for whenever she next tries to sell anything

 

[I just nosey]

I bet it’s Jon to rhyme with Ron, Lon and Hen

Or as its Fiddles twin, something that rhymes with Fiddle? I'll start Diddle

 

[sk8ergirl]

But you only have 1 face remember soph has about 18,000 hope this helps ATV hunnyyyyy.

Totes forgot. Fanx girls xxx

 

[mammaof3]

 

[Pipyspops15]

I bet it will actually be one of these names:
Steve the Scarecrow
Simon the Scarecrow
Worzel

I stopped caring……

Defo not sid that SSS suggested

 

[curlywhirlygal]

I’m fankyou, I’ll give that a try xx
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Guyssssh, I just fell down a rabbit hole looking at the hunzz tagged IG photos and came across this one which made me cackle like a seal into my mugshot jug.... do they really need to write a list to remind themselves to clean the fur ball from the dining room

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It's the 'Tidy ladder' for me FFS I want to get off this earth right now.
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Guyssssssh Come Get Ready Wiv Meeeeee (Volume needed)
Insssshpired by the Rolling Stonesssh new Schong, Angry
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I've just watched this after waking up after a night on my new new medication, I'm literally wheezing. Nostril what a way to start the day

 

[Swedish chef]

Am I going mad or has she not actually shown/explained her process here. Just pointed at her “messy” cupboard and then all of a sudden it’s “sorted” but we don’t know what she’s done other than I guess bin some thongs?

Giant thongs, so she can claim the trolllzzzzzzz are trolling her again.
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We all know them thongs are noknobs! He's got previous for wearing women's underwear as we all fully well know.

He needs to get out of the closet

 

[anniemouse]

I’m not ashamed to admit that I also colour, mostly when I get rawdogged by anxiety . But then again, I have actual responsibilities and don’t play make-believe like Hinch

I do too

 

[sk8ergirl]

So she’s taken yet another day off. Does that mean she’s going to come on tomorrow with some plinky plonky music and morbid montage crying about the Hincher who passed away and using that as the excuse why she hasn’t posted anything today?

Slow mo floofs, Henry butchering a chicken sat in bed Disney piano whilst she complains she’s had to get up and get her kids ready for the day

 

[Therealist]

It’s signed me out too. Also, when I’ve been writing a post and the page refreshes it loses everything I’ve typed. Mr Owl heard a few “Arsenal hole” comments from me when I was typing the new Fred recap

When that happens to me I click either the back or forward arrow and scroll down, what you’ve written should still be there

 

[Swedish chef]

Roxy is just a fan, not famous or well know, just a Hinch fan, one of the lakey 22 bullies. Plain and simple. Looks like she went to every event cos none of them have anything better to do. She died at the weekend

Hinch won't give a toss or she'd of gave her sympathies yesterday when it was announced- she'll do a little story saying how lovely she was, and it's took her a couple of days to find the words, all whilst really not knowing she is apart from she signed her boobs, because they're not friends. Despite what they all think. Hinch is not a best friend. Hinch doesnt know her, and she won't mention her again once she does.

But she'll HAVE to mention her soon, or the Lakey 22 will realise what a cunt she is, and cut her off. Especially Lee, and what he says, the other 21 do cos he's the leader of it all. Hinch isn't bloody stupid.

Absolutely accurate

 

[jan f]

Omfg that scarecrow is the actual stuff of nightmares

 

[Swedish chef]

They have to be Janine's, size of them!
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She bought that tomato plant, plus it's October and they seem to be out in the elements, they're very ripe?
Any tomato growing experts on here??
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Tomato lies!

She's a bloody blight on society, if I'm honessst.

 

[welshgirl2021]

So she's just going to flog this to death then third day in a row don't blame Ronnie for wanting the music on all the time only bit of simulation he gets at home other than being made to play games for toddlers and watching his mum make a scarecrow

He looks confused it’s cruel

 

[idk21]

Maybe both of them work from home employed by total jobs and Mrs hinch is a job in the side.

You know, I have genuinely wondered previously if she is working from home with a real (not tend) job which is why her IG content is dying. After all, the money needs to come in from somewhere…

 

[or JusRollWithIt]

Is that the husband? Why does he have bigger tits than her?

Yes that’s him. And why are her footz as long as his femur? Nothing makes sense.

 

[lalala88]

She says her friends don't see her as !MrS HinCH! and just lil ole Soph so why are the boys dressed matching with their names on for social media?
Can you imagine how annoying it would be if you throw a party for your kid and Hinch turns up and can't just have her kids in the background, has to be centre of attention with the toddler twins matchy matchy.