Under my sink is so disorganised but I don’t have the whole of P&G under there plus I don’t give a tit out of sight out of mind, I actually have a real job & can’t be arsed to sort it out.
Mrs Hinch #651 Attention, Attention it's all about me. Remember Soph, you're exactly where you need to be
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"duck you Tattlers, look! A TRAMPOLINE!!
Ever since i was a little girl I've always loved the John Lewis advert with the boxer dog and all the animals get on it too and i just luuuuve it and i thought, yeah, we'll get one for the boys!! What? No! not Ronnie and Lennie, i meant Rodney, Roy and the other one"
Ever since i was a little girl I've always loved the John Lewis advert with the boxer dog and all the animals get on it too and i just luuuuve it and i thought, yeah, we'll get one for the boys!! What? No! not Ronnie and Lennie, i meant Rodney, Roy and the other one"
Yes sofa all back to normal with you belittling your kids 
what a bleep. I hope they hate you as much as you deserve.
what a bleep. I hope they hate you as much as you deserve.
Poor little buggers, trapped inside her house of horrors, only allowed clean, organised play, no charging about, no mud pies, no sand pit, only able to look out the windows at what they can't have
We have a trampoline and the grass under it is so much greener than the rest of the garden at the moment because of the heat we’ve been having.Every time I see a trampoline I think to myselfthere’s going to be a bloody big patch of dead grass under there shortly.
I’ve mostly been lurking lately because who can be arsed with her these days but cleaning out 2 cupboards?! She clearly has a cleaner so doesn’t have any other cleaning content - plus she’s lazy as hell.
Also - the other day when she had to block the clematinary doors so the camels couldn’t get in! Ha! How many times have we said that she didn’t think this through at all! With all this glorious weather it’s lovely to have all the doors open - unless you’re a pillock who lets livestock into your house. What. A. twit!
Also - the other day when she had to block the clematinary doors so the camels couldn’t get in! Ha! How many times have we said that she didn’t think this through at all! With all this glorious weather it’s lovely to have all the doors open - unless you’re a pillock who lets livestock into your house. What. A. twit!
Those boys didn’t look like they were arguing or had been arguing, and so what if they have - that’s what kids do - it’s normal and strangers shouldn’t be made aware of anything happening in their lives anyway. You argue with Jamie and go off in huffs but the difference being you are an adult. But why do you always have to belittle your kids or Jamie? How would you feel if they did that to you?
Cleaning your under sink cupboards again. Nothing else to do? I could not care less what my under sink cupboard looks like so long as I can get to my cleaning bottles. Nobody goes to look in there. You can tell she really hates cleaning. If she truly, truly loved it and was passionate about it she would be cleaning, but properly cleaning - none of this IG staged spillages etc crap. She dropped her pretend cleaning as soon as she moved home. Let’s face it - the boys are hardly at home,they never cook, never have guests over - easy to keep clean when it’s just a show home. You would not know a family lives in that house - it really is soulless.
Cleaning your under sink cupboards again. Nothing else to do? I could not care less what my under sink cupboard looks like so long as I can get to my cleaning bottles. Nobody goes to look in there. You can tell she really hates cleaning. If she truly, truly loved it and was passionate about it she would be cleaning, but properly cleaning - none of this IG staged spillages etc crap. She dropped her pretend cleaning as soon as she moved home. Let’s face it - the boys are hardly at home,they never cook, never have guests over - easy to keep clean when it’s just a show home. You would not know a family lives in that house - it really is soulless.
Am I on glue or something? Why is this kawasaki disease now being posted by lots of people I follow? (And not forwarding Hinch and her story, but separately posting).
What's going on? A relatively rare and unknown disease and now it is everywhere
What's going on? A relatively rare and unknown disease and now it is everywhere
Interesting. What’s it like under there for the rest of the year? When we moved, we dismantled ours and it’s been in the garage ever since because I didn’t want it to kill our nice grass. I was fine with it killing our old ratty grass.
Insists on being a pain in the alpacarse
I’m sure the boys do argue, most siblings do. But when we’ve seen them, not sharing toys for example she just gets all stressy and whines at them. She never actually parents them, just tells Ron to give whatever it is to Len. Unfortunately Ron does snatch but that’s what happens when you’ve got old grabby claw for a mother 
Has she let the camels in the house since Ronnie's been poorly?
It came up in the media quite recently as on the rise.Am I on glue or something? Why is this kawasaki disease now being posted by lots of people I follow? (And not forwarding Hinch and her story, but separately posting).
What's going on? A relatively rare and unknown disease and now it is everywhere
Hinch is thinking "if it keeps lining my pockets, I'll keep doing it".
She never models good behaviour the snatchy, whiny bastard.I’m sure the boys do argue, most siblings do. But when we’ve seen them, not sharing toys for example she just gets all stressy and whines at them. She never actually parents them, just tells Ron to give whatever it is to Len. Unfortunately Ron does snatch but that’s what happens when you’ve got old grabby claw for a mother
No but she’s let the oven ready
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I’m all for a laugh at madam’s expense, but isn’t the WHOLE POINT she only got one chicken was because it was unlikely to be re homed. Fair play as Ronnie has been Ill but we’ve had zero footage of the poor little fucker being integrated properly and now “she’s found her confidence”
Stop anthropomorphising your animals and look after their best interests……. And your children’s for that matter. This is no longer and has never been funny.
Edit because I’m fuming
Stop anthropomorphising your animals and look after their best interests……. And your children’s for that matter. This is no longer and has never been funny.
Edit because I’m fuming
Awks… i thought inch was laid in the doorway trousers down 
I thought the exact same thing as soon as I saw it!
Notice how they're strategically placed at that window so we can see her trampoline in the background
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