Mrs Hinch #638 she’s not pregnant, she’s not fat, she’s just an attention seeking twiat

[mushroomprincess22]

Her shit Penguin joke and her “ha ha ha” fake laugh after it. “Dunno if they still duh”. Her speech is shocking.

Almost as bad as her fake tan hands…! If I didn’t know who they belonged to, I would assume an Indian?! . X

 

[mammaof3]

Her HB shopping cost at least £50.00 and that doesn't include the straw.

Spoiler: Ron and Len with bubbles.

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

The rookie at YMU is going to have the company credit card taken away on Monday aren’t they how many pathetic, attention seeking articles has she been in this week?

Smells like desperation to be like her tend bestie - Stacey Solomon. She’s also in the tabloids every bloody week too. Pathetic news stories to try and keep them relevant.

 

[indentifiesasahooman]

I get that those packet mixes are pretty easy with kids as all you have to do is add an egg (and milk? I haven't made one since I was a kid!) but they taste like cardboard with icing on top.
I'm not judgemental about using them but it's so true what you say, baking with kids with your own eggs is so much better and such a bonding activity.
Actually, you've inspired me to do some baking later

One might even say influenced

 

[Zofloragirl]

We found that when we looked for the Hinch one That thread was mental as it’s also when Fanny shared the photo of the mystery man and asked if he looked like Ronnie and wouldn’t tell us why!

And did he? He doesn’t look like either of them.
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It started here… we didn’t ever get answers!

Mrs Hinch #469 Chalk and cheese even if it were true, they both deserve better than you!

I think she’s trying to be funny but doesn’t realise that she’s just being mean. You can talk about kids & how hard it can be in a funny way but you can’t be laughing at them, there’s a difference. There’s a podcast called parenting hell & the hosts often talk about their nightmare situations...

tattle.life

Gosh. That’s uncanny.

 

[Pipyspops15]

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Mrs Hinch #623 Hinch Farm: The floofs get to play with a ball, but the kids get to do rugger all!

She hasn’t been taught to hold it correctly. I’d add that I doubt she can hold a knife correctly, but she only eats mugshots and cereal from a Pyrex jug with a spoon.

tattle.life

you nusty trolls are the best

 

[Swedish chef]

You’ll be my first follower.... I just need to buy around 4.6 million bots now

I need a ssshhhhhwipppe up, shhhhweeeeeartz, oiiii oiiiiiii #notanad

 

[LurkeyMcLurk]

"the weather today feels special"

Painful. It's actually painful reading the utter bollocks she says.

She's such a simpleton.

 

[Londonchick]

Sorry, I don't get the reference.

I’m so glad you said this as I don’t get it either

 

[IrishCatlady]

I can't see any comments either what is the point of the article then?

When I click on it gives the option to comment and states noone has yet

 

[Wize Owl]

You need to buy the LP to find out. #oldschool
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The most natural I have ever seen her eyebrows wheezing, gasping and pissing myself all at the same time. I need to follow a cleaning account for inssspppratrtiooooonn on how to clean it up.
Fucking brilliant @Wize Owl blessedbe

I’m fankyou Schweeeet’arrrrrt Best give Sopha’s account a wide birfffff for cleaning inssspiration…. the best tipsssh she’s got now is to try a bit of camel spit and polissssh

 

[Soapy]

I had to skip the stories of her talking to herself and sucking herself off, but why when she's "laughing" is it like she's not laughing? Like I've never been more distracted by someone's "laugh". She's not even attempting to hide the fact that she's forcing the noises?

I have a friend who's very socially awkward, and she does the exact same deep throated, pushed out, weird, fake laugh when it's not needed or appropriate in the conversation. Drives me mad

 

[IrishCatlady]

I think someone's had a telling off and told to start up doing more cleaning contents

And show the house not just the tangerine room

 

[Mich79]

More quality content, anyone want to take one for the team and count how many times she said “me” “I” and “my” in that “blether”?

She's just like Jane "it's all about meeeeee" McDonald. All that blethering and NO ONE is listening

 

[brainwashednomore]

Why on earth is she cleaning the tangerine floor like that. She looks like them people that sweep the ice really quickly with the little broom things during a game of curling

I came on to say exactly the same but as I’m mega late to this one I thought I best read through the thread first so I don’t plagiarise anyone’s post I seem to have a habit of doing that!!

I’m also presuming that the tiny section that she mopped is the only bit of the floor walked on in the whole room, I mean why not do the whole fucking floor. Fucking idiot xx

 

[AllieBee]

I like my Shark Pet one (I’m not Hinch) but my friend swears by her Miele.

Miele all the way. I've had Sharks and Dysons, but hate both. Miele is fab, I've had mine 3-4 yrs now and still as sucky as the day I bought it.

 

[ilovepizza21]

That is all

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

She's such a simple bastard ain't she.


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Wow her face changes as much as the Maldonian micro climate! She really can’t like herself much if she has to apply filters all the time. She’s almost alien like. It’s so weird.

 

[The Green Triangle]

I think she is wearing the necklace. At the very start of the blevver look closely at the hair where the pendant would be, you can see it slightly in between the hair as she moves - just at the beginning 2 mins, but obvs the chain is filtered out..hopefully you will spot it.

Well spotted @Squidgy ATV - I think you're right but presumably in one of the 16 cuts I counted across those 4 stories she re-adjusted her hair to fully hide it.

 

[Kmacg]

She cant even spell Pele #bestsellingorrfa