Mrs Hinch #627 In a world where you can be anything, be 'tend! 🤷‍♀️

[samj123]

You can stalk me anywhere! I got too involved in the NB one and now the CM one is ongoing…
I need some Hinch for balance.

Hopefully she’s not going to reveal a whole petting zoo in time for Easter!

You were absolutely bludey fantastic in the NB thread! Without sounding odd I really enjoyed your recaps and thought they were really useful in helping people understand easily what was going on in a very very crappy situation. I actually preferred reading that than the news!
Fan girl or what 🫣

 

[MrsD33]

I think this is what would piss me off if I was a Hinch fan

Can’t be arsed to post anything for her huns bit she’s lurking on the gram, commenting and liking posts.

Since when has she had a brother? Or does she mean brother in law?

 

[Swedish chef]

I have been struggling with my mental health massively over the last few months for various reasons, one being the worry about the health of a very close family member. There is not one day where there is any respite and the people around me just don't understand. I don't expect them to. They, thankfully, don't suffer with the anxiety that I do day to day.

I am so sick of these "influencers" preaching these good mood messages whilst they are sat in their second mansion and do little to duck all for it. It's patronising and unrealistic. Oh this stinky rich influencer has told me that this week will be a good week - that's alright then.

Toxic positivity, I can't stand it either.

I'm sorry that you are having a tough time of it xxxxxx

 

[HulaHannah]

Saw on here the theory is she's been dropped by shark.. they're now doing a equivalent to the dyson hair products so if she doesn't "advertise" this in her totally professional descriptive way (shrieking I love it) then she has been dropped to the kerb

Given she had a Dyson Ad/code, etc. there may be something in the contracts that would prevent her advertising a rival product for a given time period. Cannot be sure, but it wouldn't be surprising (although working with Shark and them developing their's I'm surprised they hadn't worked clauses into their contracts to stop her working with Dyson...unless they only view her as a cleaner so didn't think about hair - happy to sponsor her vacuum lines but not to be associated with the dirty nest on her head).

 

[un-hinched]

I can't tell if lynsay is trolling hinch or they just take it in turns to make crappy tomato, cheese and egg combos. No pastry for lynsay mind.

Looks like road kill

 

[Charlie&Lulu]

You may be right but I think that ship may have sailed?

She has made a big mistake taking everyone on this 'journey' of hers, she should have stuck with what got her the interest in the beginning, the cleaning, the B&M trips, the bargs, instead of trying to be so greedy and make so much money as quick as possible!!

People have seen through her and the majority do not want her wealth shoved down their throats in a time when most are struggling!

She should have kept the original house, the original account on Instagram and brought a weekend home in the country and kept it private and their lives private?

Instead she has enjoyed bragging about everything she has and the holidays she can now afford and turned people away from her therefore losing her biggest clients!

And to top it all, she charged people to see her at the book signing....the very people who put her where she is today?

Big mistake... HUGE!!

When she first started out and before the kids I liked her, but ever since they did the extension she gradually became more and more unrelatable. The pure wastefulness and thick statements she comes out with just grind my gears. Since she decided to buy the ‘tend farm she has pushed me to the point of seeing her for what she is - a spoilt, over dramatic, fake bint.

I grew up in a forces family and we moved every 3 years, at no point did my parents mither about us moving and how it affected us kids, and when we moved we moved to different areas of the country or abroad. That meant complete changes in friendship groups, everything.

She may want to reinvent herself but she is going to have to become far more genuine than she is now. I’ve gone from liking her to loathing her.

 

[sk8ergirl]

You were absolutely bludey fantastic in the NB thread! Without sounding odd I really enjoyed your recaps and thought they were really useful in helping people understand easily what was going on in a very very crappy situation. I actually preferred reading that than the news!
Fan girl or what 🫣

I think @InTheDollsHouse may need to pull a hinch & move to the ‘tend country on a ‘tend farm for privacy reasons xx

(I am kidding! )

 

[muchogin]

God I hope so
Or the new management have seen the light and dropped her already.

I Must have missed this… new management???

 

[sk8ergirl]

I Must have missed this… new management???

She appears to have signed with YMU or something ?

edit to add link

Accounting for Influencers | YMU Business Management

Our social media accountants are experts in the entertainment industry, providing services to social media creators and influencers.

www.ymugroup.com

 

[or JusRollWithIt]

It is her goal

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(no idea when this is from, credit to @or JusRollWithIt for sharing originally)

Referenced here August 2021. It was in reply to Mario so aye. I am still looking for the original.

Mrs Hinch #415 I’m A Hedgehog Get Me Out Of Here!

Henry is following commands in that vid. His body language is not natural. He’s looking at someone out of shot then runs over and sits on demand. I think the camera is set up in the foreground and jaaaaameh is directing from the other side! 😬😂👍🏻

tattle.life

 

[Spacedman]

It is her goal

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(no idea when this is from, credit to @or JusRollWithIt for sharing originally)

(also I’ve been not making friends on serious threads, and trying to getting a loife hunnayyyyys but I miss you nusty hens so I’m back xoxo)

Sorry,but this is such old news,it's been quoted over and over again.
We know she's always had a long term plan and reluctantly I sort of aplaud the bleep for seeing it through.Does anyone have the list of everything she put her mark on?
I'd love to know if @SunshineRae is still keeping a running total of her freebies
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I think this is what would piss me off if I was a Hinch fan

Can’t be arsed to post anything for her huns bit she’s lurking on the gram, commenting and liking posts.

Since when has she had a brother? Or does she mean brother in law?

It's just her bad grammar.She has a sister-in-law who has a husband Silly bleep.
Her not you

 

[Keepingupappearances]

I Must have missed this… new management???

They have the likes of Amanda holden and ant and Dec on their books. Just been having a nosey. The picture they have used of hinch is awfull.

 

[HoratioHoohah]

I fucked up.

I didn't start my week off by sharing a reel that starts with implying that my cats have passed

Queen hinch would not be proud of me

Amateur
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Mine are 16 and 12. Are they newborn?

Embryos if we’re using the Hunch standard.

 

[Macmama]

Mine are 16 and 12. Are they newborn?

I mean, mine are 12, 9, 8 and 6. To Hinch, that’s probably newborn quadruplets

 

[katesbess]

i had to do a double take. i thought have ia seen this video before?

 

[anniemouse]

I think this is what would piss me off if I was a Hinch fan

Can’t be arsed to post anything for her huns bit she’s lurking on the gram, commenting and liking posts.

Since when has she had a brother? Or does she mean brother in law?

Do they do Italian mug shots, cheesestrings and tomato purée?

 

[pollywoo]

It’s the fact she actually has no intelligence at all for me, I refuse to buy anything with her face on I’m not funding her playing mummy or housewife

 

[Pergola]

This thread goes too quick for me so I miss things. She charged people at the book signing? Don’t people normally buy the book and it’s signed?

She did a book signing event where she charged £12.99 for tickets this included the book.

Her "fans" had already purchased a copy from Amazon but they couldn't use that one?

As she is already a millionaire wouldn't it have been lovely in this uncertain time if she had just said "hello" and signed any copy of the book for the supporters who made her those millions as a way of saying "thank you?"

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

They have the likes of Amanda holden and ant and Dec on their books. Just been having a nosey. The picture they have used of hinch is awfull.

Does this mean there’s still a chance Hinch could appear on I’m a celebrity if Ant & Dec are with the same management

 

[HoratioHoohah]

Does this mean there’s still a chance Hinch could appear on I’m a celebrity if Ant & Dec are with the same management

duck me - I never watch that, but I would be glued to it if she was on. Can you imagine? Oh the fun we’d have.