Mrs Hinch #626 Soph still banging on about her 'land', can count the square footage on one hand.

[horseybox1982]

Wasn’t she complaining that they always fight and now they are always best friends? Fucks sake Hinch, make your bastard mind up.

 

[teshhco-tart]

I remember the week before my wedding (abroad with all the families and friends) when everyone was constantly taking videos of me, pictures, talking to the camera while filming me and describing what we were up to as if they were filming avatar 2.

It drove me mad to the point of having to ban phones near me! It was so intrusive and fucking annoying.

I can’t imagine how these children must feel when they also believe it’s normal because they’ve always had a camera at their faces or seen their cunty mum laughingly recording anything on her phone.

I can’t wait for the day a law will come out to protect children from such exposure.

Cunt.

 

[Spacedman]

Psst.come close....
I saw the the famous 3 right up close today.
They were very near to the road.

 

[Pumpkins1506]

I'm sure she refers to Ron as a toddler just to rile tattle.
He starts reception in 6 months Soph, hun. I don't think you can get away with that anymore. He's a pre-schooler.

 

[Danielle0120]

I'm so glad she donated the shoes, and I hope she does it more often, although I don’t believe she done out the goodness of her heart, I think she's been told by her management and knew all long they'd be a story to share. If there wasn't any proof do you really think she'd donate shoes? No she wouldn't. She's never donated anything in her fucking life !!!!

And no, the book was totally unnecessary. The charity need to give their heads a good wobble if they think that's OK to send. But even if they didn't ask for the book, I still think Hinch would've sent one in the package anyway.
In the same breath I do agree that any form of book is brilliant for those kiddies, but the story behind hinch farm isn't something that needs rubbing in their face. It wasn't necessary.

 

[Pumpkins1506]

Lol refereeing.

She can come round my house for an hour tomorrow when all three are off for the strike and see what refereeing children actually is.
But I'm actually planning on spending the morning out (library, a few errands and a treat from the bakery), naptime catching up on homework and the afternoon out in the garden. Things that would blow her tiny mind.

 

[teshhco-tart]

Your children are not your property like baskets you buy at home bargains. They are real people with ideas and choices of their own.

First of all they must have been knackered and yet you let them fall asleep in front of the tv instead of having a healthy reading (best awfur) and bed routine.

there’s no occasion is there? It’s not a party or Saturday night or whatever.

secondly, WHY film and post it?! WHY?! It’s private you fucking moron!

It is quite amazing how insulting I become when I see anything Mrs Hinch. I never curse, never need to! Apart from the occasional fuck off when I’m driving.
But she just manages to get the worst out of people, the anger! The disbelief, the outrage, the shock, the repulse, the injustice, even when you think you’ve seen it all.
Anyway good night guyshh (sob sob usher sad music)

 

[LurkeyMcLurk]

Artificial flowers to go with her artificial life.

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[The Green Triangle]

So she's admitting that her content is all edited ie NOT real life and just a mirage for those foolish enough to be taken in by it.

 

[Wikiwangocard]

Jimbob, we know you're trying to be supportive, but stay away from the cheesecake, lad. Your wedding waistcoat cant handle it and you don't do enough exercise to consume those sort of calories, and god only knows what disease you could get from it. Probably contaminated with Alpaca phlegm considering how much your wife prefers to kiss them than you? All the best

 

[Maggie21]

Busy working mum so can’t film cleaning videos but she can film a disgusting snack video??? Also why are all her recipes the same - meat, cheese, mixed herbs, tomatoes…

 

[Danielle0120]

Is she ever gonna realise she hasn't got 2 toddlers?
I genuinely can't stand the lass. I can't stand her.

 

[Spacedman]

When I see she's started a snack recipe I find myself saying out loud "Fuck me-what now?!"

 

[Swedish chef]

Livestock are free range in the tendfarmhouse house, but the toddlers are not allowed off the cobbles? Mad bastard of a woman.

 

[teshhco-tart]

She’s moved management because she couldn’t go any further with gleam. The thing is she can’t go much further full stop because she has no personality!
It’s not just down to the management to work some sort of magic, they get the best out of a personality. Like trollomon - like it or not, she has personality.

Hinch is a dead end. She can’t show her face or god forbids, talk. She HAS to rely on fakeness and filters on Instagram. She’s not tv material for sure.

I hope the new management suck plenty of cash out of her the way she bled millions out of cash for lies. They’ll then drop her like the piece of shot she really is.

 

[Kimberley82]

Hi poor child….
My name is Mrs Grinch and I’ve sent you a shite book over for you to write lists in of things you don’t have…..
Then you can read my other shite book and read all about my pretend farm.
I have to go and film my children who are a lot more miserable than you despite having everything. I even pay for a nanny so I don’t have to interact with them so much but they are still ungrateful little grinches. They can’t even share a toy car so I just bought another!
Enjoy your rice hunz, I’ll think of you while eating my jugshots. (Well I won’t think of you but Instagram said I have to say that)

 

[Jessie98]

Shame on these mothers. Half them kids are too young to even know who mrs hinch is. Women have fought for years to be able to be whatever they want to be and these women have their little girls dressed up in cleaning gear to impress a pretend cleaning influencer who would sell her soul for more followers and constantly lies about mental health. The world has gone mad

 

[SC1990]

Three stories saying she's referee to the kids...the video shows them chasing each other around an easel. Looks like they're playing nicely to me

 

[anniemouse]

I bet some poor newbie at the agency is tasked with reading here
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that would be the best job in the place because we are funny as fuck

 

[or JusRollWithIt]

Oooo you've jogged my memory for her zero shit attitude

Remember when she poured neat Zoflora all over her gifted Barker and Stonehouse dining room table and knackered it, then got gifted a new one from them.
Then Ma was spotted selling the old one on Shpock... until Tattle noticed and it was quickly taken off

Unethical and shady from the start.

Mrs Hinch #31 Graze table bought by Lady Muck, the rest was all gifted, she don’t give a duck!

She's a "hairdresser" she knows what she is on about 😖😂 Glad she’s not my hairdresser 😂

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