"Guyzzz, you were so lucky to catch me yesterday...I didn't even know what I was going to be up to, if I'm honesssst, so when my BEST FRIEND STACEY OFF THE TELLY suggested I go and see her sister at a little old cleaning show, I thought "why bloomin not"!
It was so special, and Jemma, that's my best friends sister, was pleased to have a famous celebrity like me to liven the place up a bit and add some glamour! My best friends Dad was REALLY pleased to see me and we had an inappropriately long cuddle..oops, don't tell Jamie ! What am I like?! Anyway, it was all just magical although some people didn't seem to recognise me? I've no idea why. So just wanted to say once again, it was nice to meet the shoppers fans and remember...keep buying shit you dont need!"