Mrs Hinch #588 "This Is Me" - A reject on a shelf for 50p! #mrshinchisover
Well done to @☆MagicRoundabout☆ for our new thread title. Remember to mark your suggestions with "thread suggestion" and to keep them short and swear free!
Another 5 day thread....#mrshinchisover and I think we are over her.
Monday was a day for continuing to flout DEFRA guidelines around avian flu. Doesn't matter if you're pushing your child to swear for the gram though.
She bought some teleshcopiccc tat and appeared to be wearing a Halloween mask whilst unboxing it.
Wait, that's just the filter (or filler?) she uses.
Tueshday was q&a day. Which means she spent most of the day catching up on tattle and sending questions to herself based on comments here.
I'll try to keep the rundown brief:
1. Despite completing on the house just over 11 months ago, revealing the house 10 months ago, moving into the house (officially) ~ 2 months ago, neither of them having a job and having readily available childcare, there are STILL boxes to unpack and furniture to "order".
2. We won't see her on TV but she'll continue to allude to something in the pipeline. She just can't bring herself to say yes guyshhhh.
3. Alluding to a third baby. Sometime soon but not yet. Expect an announcement by Easter as Molly Mae is currently up the duff and she can't let someone else have the limelight.
4. She just laaaaaaarves being an in real life, not tend farmer. Especially the tit. More animals on the way, a full Nativity scene by Christmas, she'll fly in the wise men especially.
5. We know who has moved into the old house, just say it. You know you're dying to.
6. She's got loads of friends you nusty trolls, they just don't go out or do anything except get takeaways together.
7. She's still waiting on various tradies to give her discounts or freebies. She's just scored some fitted wardrobes so the reno continues to drag on longer than if she'd just paid for it.
8. She doesn't have time to clean like she used to guys. If by clean you mean wipe surfaces and cover stuff in zoflora. But then that never really was her passion was it?
9. She saved the best for last...the piece de resistance....apparently she doesn't read online, at all. But loaaaaaaads of you have sent her the articles where Lovely Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen has decried the grey crushed velvet interior and named Hinch personally.
She doesn't read online guysh, but she just had to say that he's a dirty, nusty, coke guzzling troll and that she has added colour I'm fank you. She's added black, beige and blue. A whole bleeping spectrum of colour, so be kond. Her home doesn't have to make sense to any but her. So there. Consider Lawrence told.
(As a side note, she slipped in a covert brag with the "I have a grey fifth bedroom" during that rant)
10. And because she showed a bit of her true hard faced self, she finished up with a sympathy inducing, cry like a seal into your pasta sob story about Ron's journey. We're still not sure of the actual journey he's on, other than into therapy through his parents over-sharing his childhood.
On Wednesday Jimbob was online to ponder how a wonky banana with a stick shoved in it and a face drawn on it is better than his teeny peeny. Also to throw Soph under the bus with a chickens breakfast prepared in a non-vegan kitchen, thus flouting DEFRA rules again.
Sugar on a plate for the boys breakfast and then she had time to put together an ugly plastic wreath. But not time to clean, you know, that thing that made her "famous".
This might come as a shock to you, so sit down of you're prone to fainting, but she bought the tat for that wreath off......AmazON. Deep breaths hens, it was a big revelation!
Apparently she also has an AmazON depot in the garden, as that's where she claims that she picked those pinecones with Ron. Okay.
Despite being a PAYING customer of a cosmetics box for two years, we were subjected to an unboxing video marked with AD. I think she meant to write PAID.
On Friday morning (after the usual day off on Thursday), she showcased her truly phenomenal parenting with a story of her, Auntie Mamfa, and probably fiddle taking just golden boy Lon to choose a hundred pumpkins. Ron must have been at nursery and Jimbob at work. I guess when you go on a family outing you take the family that's important to you ey Soph? Great stuff, top notch parenting, leaving out the child who would love it and get more out of it. Super.
Dogpie/Sophie Rose (added it in her teens) needs to stop trying to make chicken tit happen.
Janine is gross.
Freda needs to cut the apron strings
Gepetto needs some brackets.
Thread 500 for her life in lies, the wiki for everything!
Well done to @☆MagicRoundabout☆ for our new thread title. Remember to mark your suggestions with "thread suggestion" and to keep them short and swear free!
Another 5 day thread....#mrshinchisover and I think we are over her.
Monday was a day for continuing to flout DEFRA guidelines around avian flu. Doesn't matter if you're pushing your child to swear for the gram though.
She bought some teleshcopiccc tat and appeared to be wearing a Halloween mask whilst unboxing it.
Wait, that's just the filter (or filler?) she uses.
Tueshday was q&a day. Which means she spent most of the day catching up on tattle and sending questions to herself based on comments here.
I'll try to keep the rundown brief:
1. Despite completing on the house just over 11 months ago, revealing the house 10 months ago, moving into the house (officially) ~ 2 months ago, neither of them having a job and having readily available childcare, there are STILL boxes to unpack and furniture to "order".
2. We won't see her on TV but she'll continue to allude to something in the pipeline. She just can't bring herself to say yes guyshhhh.
3. Alluding to a third baby. Sometime soon but not yet. Expect an announcement by Easter as Molly Mae is currently up the duff and she can't let someone else have the limelight.
4. She just laaaaaaarves being an in real life, not tend farmer. Especially the tit. More animals on the way, a full Nativity scene by Christmas, she'll fly in the wise men especially.
5. We know who has moved into the old house, just say it. You know you're dying to.
6. She's got loads of friends you nusty trolls, they just don't go out or do anything except get takeaways together.
7. She's still waiting on various tradies to give her discounts or freebies. She's just scored some fitted wardrobes so the reno continues to drag on longer than if she'd just paid for it.
8. She doesn't have time to clean like she used to guys. If by clean you mean wipe surfaces and cover stuff in zoflora. But then that never really was her passion was it?
9. She saved the best for last...the piece de resistance....apparently she doesn't read online, at all. But loaaaaaaads of you have sent her the articles where Lovely Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen has decried the grey crushed velvet interior and named Hinch personally.
She doesn't read online guysh, but she just had to say that he's a dirty, nusty, coke guzzling troll and that she has added colour I'm fank you. She's added black, beige and blue. A whole bleeping spectrum of colour, so be kond. Her home doesn't have to make sense to any but her. So there. Consider Lawrence told.
(As a side note, she slipped in a covert brag with the "I have a grey fifth bedroom" during that rant)
10. And because she showed a bit of her true hard faced self, she finished up with a sympathy inducing, cry like a seal into your pasta sob story about Ron's journey. We're still not sure of the actual journey he's on, other than into therapy through his parents over-sharing his childhood.
On Wednesday Jimbob was online to ponder how a wonky banana with a stick shoved in it and a face drawn on it is better than his teeny peeny. Also to throw Soph under the bus with a chickens breakfast prepared in a non-vegan kitchen, thus flouting DEFRA rules again.
Sugar on a plate for the boys breakfast and then she had time to put together an ugly plastic wreath. But not time to clean, you know, that thing that made her "famous".
This might come as a shock to you, so sit down of you're prone to fainting, but she bought the tat for that wreath off......AmazON. Deep breaths hens, it was a big revelation!
Apparently she also has an AmazON depot in the garden, as that's where she claims that she picked those pinecones with Ron. Okay.
Despite being a PAYING customer of a cosmetics box for two years, we were subjected to an unboxing video marked with AD. I think she meant to write PAID.
On Friday morning (after the usual day off on Thursday), she showcased her truly phenomenal parenting with a story of her, Auntie Mamfa, and probably fiddle taking just golden boy Lon to choose a hundred pumpkins. Ron must have been at nursery and Jimbob at work. I guess when you go on a family outing you take the family that's important to you ey Soph? Great stuff, top notch parenting, leaving out the child who would love it and get more out of it. Super.
Dogpie/Sophie Rose (added it in her teens) needs to stop trying to make chicken tit happen.
Janine is gross.
Freda needs to cut the apron strings
Gepetto needs some brackets.
Thread 500 for her life in lies, the wiki for everything!
I don’t know her reasons for not taking Ron to pick the pumpkins but it reminds me of one time my aunt took my cousin to meet a real life barbie (I loved barbie) and she didn’t take me and told my cousin not to tell me I was so gutted 
I’m 32 now and still remember that,my point is Ron seems to get left out or made out to be the naughty one and it’s so sad because it’s all over the internet I just hope he doesn’t look back on these and think he wasn’t good enough or second best,it doesn’t feel nice 
Even for 50p, her shite books aren't selling - so perhaps they can be used for bonfires on 5th November or the pages for arse wipes (cheaper than toilet roll!). 
My bingo for after Halloween. 
#cuntyqueenofprerecords