Hey nowwwww…don’t be lumping her in with us Council Estate folk…we’re too good for that pile of trash
It always reminds me of my primary school headteacher’s hand, which was riddle with arthritis so it was pretty much stuck in a pointing position.That fookin hand will be the death of meIt actually makes me angry… the over pointing at everything is beyond stupid… I can’t deal… she really does think she’s beautiful
Yep. I used to sit up in my bed like the bloody Queen aged about 8. She would bring me a cup of tea in bed in a proper cup and saucer with two bobbly biscuits on the saucer, can't for the life of me remember what they were called, don't think they make them any more! They were round with bobbles on!We used to love hearing her alarm clock go off, the clink of crockery and would go running in for a cup of tea. Felt proper grown up. Guess thats what it feels like to live in the (desperate) world of "little ol' me" Soph
Not seen it personally but these goofs don't half say the stupidest of things. Don't know about 'odd socks', but she clearly is odd.
OK being super dumb here but I don't get this? Probably super self explanatory and I'm just being thick!
Lincoln biscuits maybe??
Inspired by you hens, I've had a crack at the whole darn alphabet:
and invisible speech needs (which is code for "using my son"). 
🪱The ABC has made me laugh, you nusty, funny trolls!
A is for awfor and Audi (which they didn't buy).
B is for brick schlipss, boot room and bumbuminnit.
C is for claw... irritating, grabby claw... and "cracking up."
D is for Desenio prints and decorative books (no family photos or favourite bedtime tales in this house please!)
E is for Ella's Kitchen (who did not sponsor Soph) and [overpriced] egg chair.
F is for Fredayahoo and Fairy, who she kindly forced to use recyclable packaging FOR US! Thanks Soph!
G is for garage, where Inch goes for fun... and Gretel (AKA, her resting witch face).
H is for hot drinks, which Sofa hates/doesn't hate.
I is for Inch 🤏
J is for journalists (who follow her around, apparently).
K is for Keith, who I would absolutely love to chop in half.
L is for lardsomes and landing, which Sophie called her "waiting area."
M is for "Mum says...," mugshots and [£1k dog] mattress.
N is for NEVER walking the dog and NEVER moving house
O is for "my OWN range!"
P is for pissy sticks, panelling and pergola.
Q is for Q&As, where you ask the questions and answer them yourself!
R is for [tend] rhyming, resin (or "rezinnn") driveway and Ribena.
S is for spider slaps (to the face).
T is for thieving - thieving blankets from airlines... and poor, poor Tulisa.
U is for undeclared ads.
V is for veg patch, where 'tend tomatoes grow!
W is for wanking taps, woolly wankers and THE WORM!
X is for x-tensions ("rooty," grubby extensions).
Y is for yarn - butter yarn to be precise.
Z is for [Z List] celebrity couple, who were having a baby.
BrilliantThe ABC has made me laugh, you nusty, funny trolls!
A is for awfor and Audi (which they didn't buy).
B is for brick schlipss, boot room and bumbuminnit.
C is for claw... irritating, grabby claw... and "cracking up."
D is for Desenio prints and decorative books (no family photos or favourite bedtime tales in this house please!)
E is for Ella's Kitchen (who did not sponsor Soph) and [overpriced] egg chair.
F is for Fredayahoo and Fairy, who she kindly forced to use recyclable packaging FOR US! Thanks Soph!
G is for garage, where Inch goes for fun... and Gretel (AKA, her resting witch face).
H is for hot drinks, which Sofa hates/doesn't hate.
I is for Inch 🤏
J is for journalists (who follow her around, apparently).
K is for Keith, who I would absolutely love to chop in half.
L is for lardsomes and landing, which Sophie called her "waiting area."
M is for "Mum says...," mugshots and [£1k dog] mattress.
N is for NEVER walking the dog and NEVER moving house
O is for "my OWN range!"
P is for pissy sticks, panelling and pergola.
Q is for Q&As, where you ask the questions and answer them yourself!
R is for [tend] rhyming, resin (or "rezinnn") driveway and Ribena.
S is for spider slaps (to the face).
T is for thieving - thieving blankets from airlines... and poor, poor Tulisa.
U is for undeclared ads.
V is for veg patch, where 'tend tomatoes grow!
W is for wanking taps, woolly wankers and THE WORM!
X is for x-tensions ("rooty," grubby extensions).
Y is for yarn - butter yarn to be precise.
Z is for [Z List] celebrity couple, who were having a baby.
I just larveee it!! K especially!! That bloody leaf!! XxYesss! That's them! I think I can still taste them now! It was such a treat for me, we weren't allowed biscuits, sweets or fizzy drinks at home!
AmazingThe ABC has made me laugh, you nusty, funny trolls!
A is for awfor and Audi (which they didn't buy).
B is for brick schlipss, boot room and bumbuminnit.
C is for claw... irritating, grabby claw... and "cracking up."
D is for Desenio prints and decorative books (no family photos or favourite bedtime tales in this house please!)
E is for Ella's Kitchen (who did not sponsor Soph) and [overpriced] egg chair.
F is for Fredayahoo and Fairy, who she kindly forced to use recyclable packaging FOR US! Thanks Soph!
G is for garage, where Inch goes for fun... and Gretel (AKA, her resting witch face).
H is for hot drinks, which Sofa hates/doesn't hate.
I is for Inch 🤏
J is for journalists (who follow her around, apparently).
K is for Keith, who I would absolutely love to chop in half.
L is for lardsomes and landing, which Sophie called her "waiting area."
M is for "Mum says...," mugshots and [£1k dog] mattress.
N is for NEVER walking the dog and NEVER moving house
O is for "my OWN range!"
P is for pissy sticks, panelling and pergola.
Q is for Q&As, where you ask the questions and answer them yourself!
R is for [tend] rhyming, resin (or "rezinnn") driveway and Ribena.
S is for spider slaps (to the face).
T is for thieving - thieving blankets from airlines... and poor, poor Tulisa.
U is for undeclared ads.
V is for veg patch, where 'tend tomatoes grow!
W is for wanking taps, woolly wankers and THE WORM!
X is for x-tensions ("rooty," grubby extensions).
Y is for yarn - butter yarn to be precise.
Z is for [Z List] celebrity couple, who were having a baby.
!!I'll be Kate to the party with this but that outfit does not fit Ronnie perfectly, those braces are far too tight. Poor kid is going to have strap marks.
Aaahhhhh.... maybe my sheer annoyance has blinded me and other people don't hear it the same way I do.
They were Lincoln biscuits! You could scrape the bubbles off with your teeth.
The only good thing about her range is the fact in a few weeks time all of it will be marked down to almost pennies, meaning people can get a bargain if needed. I personally wouldn't ever buy anything with her name on it, but times are hard right now and even though most of her range is pure tat and not essential it will help some people out once it's on the reduced shelves.
