Mrs Hinch #581 Sophie can’t be expected to read the room when even the books are display only
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For any newcomers or those needing a reminder, please read the amazing WIKI (pink button at the top of the page) or the great literary work that is thread #500 as those two things will answer all of your questions.
https://tattle.life/threads/mrs-hin...ife-in-lists-of-lies-the-tattle-truths.26662/
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If I’m honest guys, I don’t really know what Soph’s done in the last three days because she’s just been so bori…. Oops sorry I fell asleep trying to remember!
Lucky* Ronni e got to eat frozen banana dipped inhen poo coco pops. He wasn’t allowed to help make them, as that pre-school activity was only for Sophie Rose. (They’re working on sharing next week.)
The hens have learnt to use a filter, which means Soph can declare they are happy to be at ‘tend farm being chased by Henry and cackled at by Mummaz.
Stay tuned for ‘Escape from Alpacatraz 2 - The Hens’ coming soon to a mini movie room near Maldon.
The alpacas warmed Sophie’s stone cold heart by being ‘always together’… well no tit Sherlock, they’re herd animals, that’s what they do.
Last night she tried to be relatable by posting her ‘tend worries of whether her children are fed and warm at the end of the day.
Read the room, Sophie. You are one of the elite who definitely do not have these worries, unlike a large majority of the country.
Today she’s remembered what made Mrs Hinch sort-of well-known, and has had out the undeclared ad cleaning products to wipe already-clean taps and chuck enough undeclared ad pine down an already clean loo to cancel out all the raw sewage in the sea.
Ron is still doing brilliantly with his colours, but Jamie will be in trouble for an unfiltered image of Sopha and and undeclared look at her minkys.
We also have an answer to the question ‘can you have too many loos?’ And the answer seems to be a resounding ‘YES! It’s too confusing!’ as someone (or something) did a poo in the entrance hall this morning.
Maybe Sophie Rose was on the Tequila Rose again last night and just couldn’t find her way to one of the 6 thrones in time?
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Hinch Farm is not a farm.
Sophie is a ‘tend Rose as she added it in her teens.
Jim Exotic has been spared being upstaged by a dwarf donkey.
Fiddle Fingers - Sophie’s mum - hasn’t been seen for a while. Maybe she’s waiting for Jamie in the hot tub?
Weepy Al - Sophie’s dad - has only been identified by his fingers recently.
Sophie’s sister has moved into Guantanamo Grey.
Thread titles now taken any time but must say ‘thread suggestion’ in the post of we won’t see them. Keep them short and no naughty words please nusty trolls!
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For any newcomers or those needing a reminder, please read the amazing WIKI (pink button at the top of the page) or the great literary work that is thread #500 as those two things will answer all of your questions.
https://tattle.life/threads/mrs-hin...ife-in-lists-of-lies-the-tattle-truths.26662/
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If I’m honest guys, I don’t really know what Soph’s done in the last three days because she’s just been so bori…. Oops sorry I fell asleep trying to remember!
Lucky* Ronni e got to eat frozen banana dipped in
The hens have learnt to use a filter, which means Soph can declare they are happy to be at ‘tend farm being chased by Henry and cackled at by Mummaz.
Stay tuned for ‘Escape from Alpacatraz 2 - The Hens’ coming soon to a mini movie room near Maldon.
The alpacas warmed Sophie’s stone cold heart by being ‘always together’… well no tit Sherlock, they’re herd animals, that’s what they do.
Last night she tried to be relatable by posting her ‘tend worries of whether her children are fed and warm at the end of the day.
Read the room, Sophie. You are one of the elite who definitely do not have these worries, unlike a large majority of the country.
Today she’s remembered what made Mrs Hinch sort-of well-known, and has had out the undeclared ad cleaning products to wipe already-clean taps and chuck enough undeclared ad pine down an already clean loo to cancel out all the raw sewage in the sea.
Ron is still doing brilliantly with his colours, but Jamie will be in trouble for an unfiltered image of Sopha and and undeclared look at her minkys.
We also have an answer to the question ‘can you have too many loos?’ And the answer seems to be a resounding ‘YES! It’s too confusing!’ as someone (or something) did a poo in the entrance hall this morning.
Maybe Sophie Rose was on the Tequila Rose again last night and just couldn’t find her way to one of the 6 thrones in time?
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Hinch Farm is not a farm.
Sophie is a ‘tend Rose as she added it in her teens.
Jim Exotic has been spared being upstaged by a dwarf donkey.
Fiddle Fingers - Sophie’s mum - hasn’t been seen for a while. Maybe she’s waiting for Jamie in the hot tub?
Weepy Al - Sophie’s dad - has only been identified by his fingers recently.
Sophie’s sister has moved into Guantanamo Grey.
The country is in a 
she is just the worst human!!! 
