Is she married?! She defo hasn't mentioned any wedding before 
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Mrs Hinch #576 She’s not a fish person, her dog’s obese, the alpacas are old news, are the hens for keeps
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Don’t say we didn’t warn you 
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We’d never know even if he did. She’d cover it up and say it was “natural causes and we did all we could” and cover the whole sordid thing up because Hennerz would never do that.Don’t say we didn’t warn you
#bemorehenry
She’s got all she needs out the sheep she can act like her normal self nowAmazing the difference a year makes. Last year she wore that cover everything lounge suit so often it eventually threw itself into the bin. This year dresses that leave little to the imagination.
Has the tend anxiety been cured?
It’s probably the first time in a long time she’s said that her it’s just for tattles benefit sadly x
Will they be going away for their anniversary to
a 5* chrome & glass hotel? We all know this is far more your style Hunch.
a 5* chrome & glass hotel? We all know this is far more your style Hunch.
This looks more like a shot of a horror film where if you look directly at the central villain you die immediately.
SHE'S BEHIND YOU JAMIE!
Hahaha great mindsShe's like some kind of spectre floating towards him. If he turns round and sees her true self she would turn into the Nun from The Conjuring
As I said before the little dog next door to me has killed 4 up to now and he is half the size of a chicken....the owner insists on letting the chickens just wander where they want.Don’t say we didn’t warn you
Totally irresponsible to ever put animals in this position and the chicken welfare people should have condemned this behaviour?
That chicken has never seen a dog before, it didnt know it should be scared, if it did it would have moved immediately!
So Henry feels like chicken tonight?Mrs Hinch #576 She’s not a fish person, her dog’s obese, the alpacas are old news, are the hens for keeps?
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After all the eggcitement of the hen reveal, it was back to the bullshit for Soph.
Starting with some cheap Travelodge voile curtains for the window that we are all fairly sure has planning permission for a Juliet balcony. If there was a prize for the strangest spending patterns...30k driveway, 30p curtains.
Up next was ads and a dirty delete. Yes, Soph forgot to read the PR pack (what's she like, blesserart!) and had to edit her story to remove claims of eco-friendly packaging. But that wasn't the only Fairy duck Up - more on that later.
Another teeny tiny ad for her own range. Despite the house being drier than the inside of fiddles purse, the wine and cocktail glasses were lower on the shelf than the tumblers. And the "ad" was tinier than Jimbobs willy. Actually, probably not that tiny.
Mouldy bouncy castle out and fire hazards on the hob and it was off to bed for Saint Sophie Rose.
On Tuesday she began with swooping shots of a bunch of animals that probably shouldn't be "free-ranging" together in the scorched lawn. There was a nice long list of stuff to do, almost a week's worth of content!
She chose to begin with feeding a chicken an ice-cube inside the chicken house. As you do.
Then it was time to share the vulva resin drive, two weeks after it was actually finished, and to push their giveaway as affiliated with herself. Didn't matter that she got a 30k drive and they are only giving away 2.5k worth, Saint Sopha, how can we ever thank you for your generosity?
Oi oi oi, there's koi koi koi (shamelessly plagiarising @dancing in pyjamas) In more proof that money cannot buy you style or taste, the hellscape playroom moved into the seventh circle in the form of a corner of watery lino emblazoned with koi fish. Because why have an engaging outdoor space when you can create a sterile 2D environment indoors?
Now to re-visit the Fairy duck Up. As a helpful Tattler (@Whenthelightsturntostars thank you!) chose to message JoyOfClean to enquire as to how involved Hunch actually was in the packaging design. Turns out not at bleeping all. I can smell the smoke from her burning pants from here!
Just when we thought the duck ups were done for the day, in an astounding display of absolute stupidity, she said goodnight with a post of the fat hen stood next to the rescue hen. Yes, she allowed her cocker spaniel to mingle with the chickens in their enclosure.
Just can't even.
Saint Sophie Rose of Maldonia has less braincells than she has real fish.
Jimbob is the worst kind of enabler.
Freda did a poor job of raising her daughter.
FatDog is getting a chicken dinner one of these days.
Report her to the ASA for not declaring ads: https://www.asa.org.uk/make-a-complaint.html
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What work vanI see she's unpinned the "when Ronnie met Lennie" post from the top of her grid. That didn't last long did it! Bet it's because of the recent comments that caused a stir and were picked up on here.
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‘Why isn’t it Freda walking down the aisle?’
She really thinks she looks like a princess on her wedding day, bet she was constantly searching for a mirror to eyefuck herself. She looks like one of those knitted doll toilet roller holders. The hair looked terrible and just looks like a chav in an oversized dress. Can you imagine how controlling she was planning the bloody thing
Can't even go on our morning dog walk without seeing something that reminds me of Hinch, a business with their astroturf car 
Ooooh the chickens thread has promoted me to well known member, going to celebrate with my crunky snacks and full fat coke
Ooooh the chickens thread has promoted me to well known member, going to celebrate with my crunky snacks and full fat coke
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can totally empathise with this, it’s exhausting as the next few hours will continue to be - but once you’re comfortable in your new surroundings, that relaxation will do you the world of good. Your family do deserve the holiday but they would definitely want you to lean on them where needed. cant wait to see your cat having fun on insta while you’re away
Sending happy holiday vibes to you - you got this 
That pic reminds of the thing out of MAMA
V interesting. BHWT have now deleted their sharing of Hen and the hen.
And whoever you are, love you!
And whoever you are, love you!
Her daughter is walking down the aisle and Fiddle still can't take her eyes off him
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Why is she so weird? Who says "Here's to a lifetime of anniversaries"?!
Who looks forward to their anniversary that much? It's definitely nice to reminisce about the day and maybe do something together but marriage isn't about looking forward to your anniversary. It's like she's devoid of any real emotions and says what she thinks sounds normal.
I love my husband. He is my best friend and a great partner. I look forward to our future adventures with our family and just being together, not our anniversary
Who looks forward to their anniversary that much? It's definitely nice to reminisce about the day and maybe do something together but marriage isn't about looking forward to your anniversary. It's like she's devoid of any real emotions and says what she thinks sounds normal.
I love my husband. He is my best friend and a great partner. I look forward to our future adventures with our family and just being together, not our anniversary
The person who is obsessed with them self. Their anniversary is all about me me me me me for Soph. Hope Inch gets more than a woo hoo hoo this year, although I doubt it. I'm sure Soph is expecting a fancy hotel stay and lavish presents while she gives nothing in return (both today and every other day)
Wedding looked tit.
She looked TACKY. Her hair was awful. Her dress was frigging horrid. Jamie looked old enough to be her dad. Bet their wedding shag was terrible.
Here's to an over the top hotel stay where she still manages to look a scruffy bleep in a worn out lounge wear set.
She looked TACKY. Her hair was awful. Her dress was frigging horrid. Jamie looked old enough to be her dad. Bet their wedding shag was terrible.
Here's to an over the top hotel stay where she still manages to look a scruffy bleep in a worn out lounge wear set.
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