Mrs Hinch #576 She’s not a fish person, her dog’s obese, the alpacas are old news, are the hens for keeps?
Thread title by our lovely @Pollyanna263
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After all the eggcitement of the hen reveal, it was back to the bullshit for Soph.
Starting with some cheap Travelodge voile curtains for the window that we are all fairly sure has planning permission for a Juliet balcony. If there was a prize for the strangest spending patterns...30k driveway, 30p curtains.
Up next was ads and a dirty delete. Yes, Soph forgot to read the PR pack (what's she like, blesserart!) and had to edit her story to remove claims of eco-friendly packaging. But that wasn't the only Fairy duck Up - more on that later.
Another teeny tiny ad for her own range. Despite the house being drier than the inside of fiddles purse, the wine and cocktail glasses were lower on the shelf than the tumblers. And the "ad" was tinier than Jimbobs willy. Actually, probably not that tiny.
Mouldy bouncy castle out and fire hazards on the hob and it was off to bed for Saint Sophie Rose.
On Tuesday she began with swooping shots of a bunch of animals that probably shouldn't be "free-ranging" together in the scorched lawn. There was a nice long list of stuff to do, almost a week's worth of content!
She chose to begin with feeding a chicken an ice-cube inside the chicken house. As you do.
Then it was time to share the vulva resin drive, two weeks after it was actually finished, and to push their giveaway as affiliated with herself. Didn't matter that she got a 30k drive and they are only giving away 2.5k worth, Saint Sopha, how can we ever thank you for your generosity?
Oi oi oi, there's koi koi koi (shamelessly plagiarising @dancing in pyjamas
) In more proof that money cannot buy you style or taste, the hellscape playroom moved into the seventh circle in the form of a corner of watery lino emblazoned with koi fish. Because why have an engaging outdoor space when you can create a sterile 2D environment indoors?
Now to re-visit the Fairy duck Up. As a helpful Tattler (@Whenthelightsturntostars thank you!) chose to message JoyOfClean to enquire as to how involved Hunch actually was in the packaging design. Turns out not at bleeping all. I can smell the smoke from her burning pants from here!
Just when we thought the duck ups were done for the day, in an astounding display of absolute stupidity, she said goodnight with a post of the fat hen stood next to the rescue hen. Yes, she allowed her cocker spaniel to mingle with the chickens in their enclosure.
Just can't even.
Saint Sophie Rose of Maldonia has less braincells than she has real fish.
Jimbob is the worst kind of enabler.
Freda did a poor job of raising her daughter.
FatDog is getting a chicken dinner one of these days.
Report her to the ASA for not declaring ads: https://www.asa.org.uk/make-a-complaint.html
Read the wonderful thread 500:
Thread title by our lovely @Pollyanna263
As always, mark any title suggestions with "thread suggestion" or they won't be seen. Keep them short and swear free please!
After all the eggcitement of the hen reveal, it was back to the bullshit for Soph.
Starting with some cheap Travelodge voile curtains for the window that we are all fairly sure has planning permission for a Juliet balcony. If there was a prize for the strangest spending patterns...30k driveway, 30p curtains.
Up next was ads and a dirty delete. Yes, Soph forgot to read the PR pack (what's she like, blesserart!) and had to edit her story to remove claims of eco-friendly packaging. But that wasn't the only Fairy duck Up - more on that later.
Another teeny tiny ad for her own range. Despite the house being drier than the inside of fiddles purse, the wine and cocktail glasses were lower on the shelf than the tumblers. And the "ad" was tinier than Jimbobs willy. Actually, probably not that tiny.
Mouldy bouncy castle out and fire hazards on the hob and it was off to bed for Saint Sophie Rose.
On Tuesday she began with swooping shots of a bunch of animals that probably shouldn't be "free-ranging" together in the scorched lawn. There was a nice long list of stuff to do, almost a week's worth of content!
She chose to begin with feeding a chicken an ice-cube inside the chicken house. As you do.
Then it was time to share the vulva resin drive, two weeks after it was actually finished, and to push their giveaway as affiliated with herself. Didn't matter that she got a 30k drive and they are only giving away 2.5k worth, Saint Sopha, how can we ever thank you for your generosity?
Oi oi oi, there's koi koi koi (shamelessly plagiarising @dancing in pyjamas
) In more proof that money cannot buy you style or taste, the hellscape playroom moved into the seventh circle in the form of a corner of watery lino emblazoned with koi fish. Because why have an engaging outdoor space when you can create a sterile 2D environment indoors?Now to re-visit the Fairy duck Up. As a helpful Tattler (@Whenthelightsturntostars thank you!) chose to message JoyOfClean to enquire as to how involved Hunch actually was in the packaging design. Turns out not at bleeping all. I can smell the smoke from her burning pants from here!
Just when we thought the duck ups were done for the day, in an astounding display of absolute stupidity, she said goodnight with a post of the fat hen stood next to the rescue hen. Yes, she allowed her cocker spaniel to mingle with the chickens in their enclosure.
Just can't even.
Saint Sophie Rose of Maldonia has less braincells than she has real fish.
Jimbob is the worst kind of enabler.
Freda did a poor job of raising her daughter.
FatDog is getting a chicken dinner one of these days.
Report her to the ASA for not declaring ads: https://www.asa.org.uk/make-a-complaint.html
Read the wonderful thread 500:
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