Mrs Hinch #571 Alpacas doing the dishes, by Solomon's side she wishes

[easeypeasey]

The Hinch hens are here and already laying hunnays. I can't believe it. I love it guyyyysch.

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For anyone wondering wtf I'm on about - she said raw chicken was red onion in one of her "recipes".

Outstanding obscure reference and I'm screaming

 

[anniemouse]

But, but, she showed us her security cameras!!! That will protect them!! Professional gangs can target that Ecclestone woman's home and get jewellery worth millions but Soph is safe with her security cameras.

oh she’s so bleeping thick, now any potential burglars will know where they all are. Stupid bleep.

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

I just had a thought… Has it been proven that it’s her sister moving in? Because it just crossed my mind that maybe it’s that family she went to see in Scotland. Was Katie her name?

Bit of a shot in the dark but it just came to me all of a sudden.

Her sister said she is moving house.

Mrs Hinch #571 Alpacas doing the dishes, by Solomon's side she wishes

So she told the family to pick what you want, and it'll stay...she really gave them the sky glass..fml

tattle.life

oh she’s so bleeping thick, now any potential burglars will know where they all are. Stupid bleep.

She will probably be fine. The burglars probably aren't interested in alpacas, hens and tat from b+m bargains.

 

[llamadramamama21]

God FORBID she gets a bleeping horse! Can u imagine Ronnie running far away from her and the horse spooks!! She's just put shes getting MORE animals! calm down dr fkin doolittle

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

They are planning more animals. No. Please don't.

Are they buying more land to fit them all in?

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

They both have different versions of how they become friends.
Hinch said Stacey turned up at her house with Rex and a McDonald’s.

Stacey said Hinch messaged her first.

The same goes for the pampers advert they did during lockdown & breaching Covid rules at the time - both gave different dates & pampers received lots of complaints - it was embarrassing. I note that Hinch isn’t advertising Pampers with Lonnie this time

 

[anniemouse]

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this makes ZERO sense

Was that when they went to the cinema the other month? even though the wedding had been postponed from a previous date? Yeah Gleam slipped SSS a wad of cash for that.

 

[bstaaa]

'You make me feel so good'

Stop taking to yourself you mad woman

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

She can’t be seriously thinking of getting more animals? There’s no space in the back garden let alone grass for them to eat! The woman is deluded! And it’s NOT A FARM!!!! Even a small child will know that!

 

[Sausage90]

They are planning more animals. No. Please don't.

Are they buying more land to fit them all in?

I hope she's got a load of rabbits because they're nusty little shits.

Hopefully a farm cat that'll claw the tit outta her too.

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

How are the stairs coming along? FUCCCCCCKKKK. REALLY???

She will have asked that question herself purely so she can answer with a reply that contains an AD. She is a joke.

 

[Apple123477777]

Origin of I’m fank you is 26 seconds into this clip. Someone with skill needs to save that part for our easy access and entertainment.

Never noticed before he says 'hinchCLIFF'

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Fixed that for you, Soph. Stop hiding your AD away in the corner.

I hope she's got a load of rabbits because they're nusty little shits.

Hopefully a farm cat that'll claw the tit outta her too.

I'd be worried those little boys would get seriously hurt

 

[Stacybee]

Is that carpet that goes right up to the outside doors? If it is, imagine how disgusting it's going to get with people (and animals ) going on and out. Yuck!

 

[LurkeyMcLurk]

More animals?!?!?! bleeping ridiculous

 

[Danielle0120]

She's literally asking her own questions the sad sad sad woman

More animals incoming too. If she gets goats I'll be getting in my car and off to Essex to kick her up her baggy vag cos having goats is my dream one day. They're so clever and beautiful! She doesn't deserve any animals, but definitely not goats

 

[Chicken89]

Notice how cleaning is now last on her list, wonder how long it will take before we see no cleaning at all.

There is no way, on this earth, that she will clean that place herself. I don't care if she thinks she's superwoman, nobody would be able to manage cleaning a house that size, never mind when you're a busy "influencer"

I wonder what animals will be subjected to her screeching next...

Edit to add - it will defo be 3 pygmy goats as she's mentioned alpacas, hens and goats when she was trying to make out they hadn't already bought the farm

 

[anniemouse]

I spy.....

Lon and Fiddles?

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Soph with big earphones on? My children are older and I'd not walk around the house with earphones in but we don't have the luxury of babysitters.

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You don't need to bend up and down. You empty the washing into your barskit and then place the barskit on the shelf and put the washing in the dryer.

Yeah I’m sure they begged for the dog jizz sofa.

 

[springheeledyeti]

And it’s NOT A FARM!!!! Even a small child will know that!

Poor Ron and Lon won’t, shame they’re caught up in her delusions

 

[Ohflogoff]

Is that carpet that goes right up to the outside doors? If it is, imagine how disgusting it's going to get with people (and animals ) going on and out. Yuck!

This would give me the heebie jeebies. You couldn’t even let the kids roam about solo without worrying one of those would come in and potentially cause a serious, if not fatal accident.