Ha,ha
I love the thought of inch peeing on her potnoodles.
Ha,haThe kitchen looks straight out of the 80's and not in a good way. The 'pantry' sign looks like it says 'panty'. It's a good job it's labelled though, can see people thinking its a bog and nipping in for a piss.
You are spot on - Hinch is always using sales banter, but then again she used to work in recruitment sales so she will have the experience and know-how. She knows exactly what she is doing. I do hope the ASA look at the amount of complaints regarding her Look Fantastic AD and do something about this. She’d never show herself without makeup and a filter on. That company are also accountable surely, as she is representing them and being paid by them. I would like to think that in the contract t&cs there is something about not using filters to advertise skin care, makeup and hair products as that is false advertising?I love picking apart semantics and insta advertising is my favourite for this. On the urban decay eyebrow pencil, the use of the phrase “who doesn’t have one of these?” is clearly an advertising ploy. Mrs Hinch (the character) relies heavily on people being in the army (still) like some sort of girl gang. If you don’t have one, you aren’t in - keeping up with the Jones’ at it’s finest.
At £22 (RRP) for an eyebrow pencil, lots of people aren’t going to have one. Lots of your audience aren’t going to have one. I couldn’t justify it at the moment with bills etc. going up all the time. After a quick flick through the website (through Jess on The Plus Size’s link), that’s one of the cheapest items from her “haul”. Now by using that phrase, she’s intentionally making people feel excluded to drive sales of a product and by choosing the “cheapest” one, more people will think it’s a good deal because she’s their “mate”.
Robbie’s look tame in comparison.Those brows🫣 -
especially the last pic! They are giving me Robbie Rotten vibes
*If* you were stupid enough to have a booth to start with, you’d surely put it on the back wall so that the seats face out into the kitchen rather with their backs to the rest of the kitchen?Holy FUCK that kitchen is dreadful!
Why would you position a booth to look at a wall???? It's just dreadful.
That's gout and you don't get that drinking blackcurrant juice.Just saying.She's got better at hiding the filter, but this was still fun to do...
What's wrong with her little finger? It's got a very strange swelling...
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and the fingers on her right hand also seem to be swelling strangely.... (Or left hand? The hand with the rings.)
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Not to mention how long and salad fingery they're looking...
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And what the fuck is even happening here??? It's like a surrealist painting.
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I could swear she said she didn't have that much of a skincare routine when doing the Garnier ad last week?!Does anyone actually wear that much stuff? Genuine question. I mean, I cleanse, tone, serum, moisturise, bit of cover up/concealer if needed, eyeliner and gloss and that’s me. And no filters
I hadn't even thought of that but now that you mention it, her kitchen layout makes even less sense. Like if you were going to have seating areas in the kitchen, surely you would make it so the people sitting could still easily chat to whoever' cooking? Something likes an island with stool seating would have made more sense. We've had many a party standing/sitting around a kitchen island having drinks and nibbles while someone else is cooking or serving drinks.*If* you were stupid enough to have a booth to start with, you’d surely put it on the back wall so that the seats face out into the kitchen rather with their backs to the rest of the kitchen?
It would save space rather than blocking your whole kitchen with that monstrosity. At least then the kitchen could be functional in some way. That is not. You can tell she has no clue at all.
That reminds me of when I was a kid, both parents smoked (back in the 80’s) & when my mum decorated she moved a big cupboard & it was the original colour behind, the rest of the walls were yellow with all the cigarette smoke, my dad gave up a while ago & then started working from home, he told my mum it was his place of work & she wasn’t to smoke around him, she told him to piss offDon't really follow this thread anymore but agree with everything said.
I just don't get why she's gone from using a white and grey filter to a yellow one for this house. Everything in that house looks smoked on magnolia from an old council house . I hope it's fresher in real life.
Who else is trying this right now?Quick survey, who’s palm is longer than their neck?
Mine isn’t.
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