Mrs Hinch #548 Soph the best selling author, never Reddit a book in her life!

[ChunkyMonkey90]

I have 2 goldfish named Lewis and Coolio. Just off to my local sports shop to get their names printed on my football shirt. Mummazzzzzz loooovvveesssss yooouuuuu boooooyyyyzzzzzzzz

I thought of doing the same with my 2 kids, dog, cat and hamsters names

 

[pinkle]

Thanks for the thread and recap @Pollyanna263 hope you're okay.

I too thought it would be HENRY on the shirt, and that would have been awful/hilarious enough. But RON LEN HEN is just absolutely outstanding could only have been better if they'd got it wrong and gone REN LEN HEN instead

What’s with the 28 too? I’d that how old he wishes he is? Or was he born 1928?

 

[ifimhonest]

Guuyysch....im so bored of this fucker and her sad sack of a husband, that i barely keep up with these threads anymore - but i must say it gives me immense pleasure when i get a notification when someone has liked any of my posts on thread #500 people are still catching on and reading thread #500 guyyschh !!!! Love it xx

 

[ellecatx]

Cackling at SS and her 'unique garden furniture from a family run business' ... She's so obvious

 

[Multi-21]

What’s with the 28 too? I’d that how old he wishes he is? Or was he born 1928?

He’s birthday is 28th October

 

[IrishCatlady]

Cackling at SS and her 'unique garden furniture from a family run business' ... She's so obvious

I know Cotswold co is huge, making out its an ickle business needing advertising

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Guyschh, all these days off and same old content were boring the life out of me. I just wanted to see if there was a pattern or how many ‘days off’ she had. So I’ve summarised her posts for the whole month I don’t know why I did it, call me what you like, but I was watching the stories anyway it was no trouble to write it down! where she posted a lazy quote or pre record in the evening I’ve counted those as days off. As you can see it’s literally Alpacas, Boys, Only cleaning if it’s an AD or a house brag. Basically my point is the content - if you can call it that - is as bland as the Greyskull colour scheme and I just wanted to prove it.

1 - Day off, 8pm day out post

2 - Day off, 8pm day out post

3 - 12pm AD, alpacas, brag house, kids and quote

4 - alpacas, brag house, AD, brag, haul, brag house, Jamie’s mum!

5 - henry, ron speech, food, clean/AD, len walking

6 - alpacas, AD, alpacas, undeclared space tidy AD

7 - henry, alpacas, AD, boys, AD, brag house

8 - Day off (bafta strop?) (Jim posted)

9 - alpacas, kids, clean AD, play tray, movie room brag, ss pic

10 - Day off

11 - kids, alpacas, AD, b&m haul, kitchen brag, ron speech tips

12 - henry, play tray, AD, house brag/AD, AD

13 - hinch tags, orangery fuckery, boys, boys, movie room brag, orangery brag, alpacas

14 - boys, Day off

15 - good morning, Day off

16 - ron/ alpacas, AD, play tray, clean AD, boys, AD, don’t troll note

17 - henry, AD, AD, snacks, lennie, AD, quote

18 - alpacas, bunch of undeclared ADs, house tour/ brag, AD, quote

19 - follow train Day off (SS book release)

20 - bowel babe, nicky, ‘sorry I’ve been quiet’ Day off

21 - 10pm CBeebies Day off

22 - 7pm lennie bday post, lennie bath, parenting quote

23 - lennie, ronnie, henry, hometime post, AD, goodnight

24 - alpacas, play tray, house brag, AD, SS,

quote

25 - Day off

26 - Day off

27 - alpacas, AD, alpacas, clean AD

28 - boys, AD, AD, alpacas, couples card game, boys

29 - Henry, play tray, home brag x2, alpaca fleece (again), ron

30 - Day off

The data analyst in me bloody loves this. 11 of your dates have Day off in them. She’s got no content.

 

[ellecatx]

Sorry, rant incoming, but say what you like about SS at least she is actually a home account and actually does DIY. (Not to my taste but thats not the point). Grinch wouldnt be able to make a book about her renovation because a) she didn't do anything herself b) she has awful taste and c) noone is going to publish a book about how to sexually harass your workmen

 

[Secretbrillopad]

Guuyysch....im so bored of this fucker and her sad sack of a husband, that i barely keep up with these threads anymore - but i must say it gives me immense pleasure when i get a notification when someone has liked any of my posts on thread #500 people are still catching on and reading thread #500 guyyschh !!!! Love it xx

I read thread #500 before I had an account, when I'd finished that was when I took the plunge and became a nusty troll. So there are probably sooooo many more reading and learning too.

 

[pinkle]

He’s birthday is 28th October

I know I’m just being silly

The data analyst in me bloody loves this. 11 of your dates have Day off in them. She’s got no content.

I feel like I’m amongst friends, I can be as anal as I like tracking her days off

 

[Duchessofmanchester]

Maybe she's tend moving?

 

[Latala]

The dogs name on his shirt?
The bleeping shame of it, never has 1 woman emasculated her husband so much. Inch is truly her handbag witch now

 

[springheeledyeti]

Guyschh, all these days off and same old content were boring the life out of me. I just wanted to see if there was a pattern or how many ‘days off’ she had. So I’ve summarised her posts for the whole month I don’t know why I did it, call me what you like, but I was watching the stories anyway it was no trouble to write it down! where she posted a lazy quote or pre record in the evening I’ve counted those as days off. As you can see it’s literally Alpacas, Boys, Only cleaning if it’s an AD or a house brag. Basically my point is the content - if you can call it that - is as bland as the Greyskull colour scheme and I just wanted to prove it.

1 - Day off, 8pm day out post

2 - Day off, 8pm day out post

3 - 12pm AD, alpacas, brag house, kids and quote

4 - alpacas, brag house, AD, brag, haul, brag house, Jamie’s mum!

5 - henry, ron speech, food, clean/AD, len walking

6 - alpacas, AD, alpacas, undeclared space tidy AD

7 - henry, alpacas, AD, boys, AD, brag house

8 - Day off (bafta strop?) (Jim posted)

9 - alpacas, kids, clean AD, play tray, movie room brag, ss pic

10 - Day off

11 - kids, alpacas, AD, b&m haul, kitchen brag, ron speech tips

12 - henry, play tray, AD, house brag/AD, AD

13 - hinch tags, orangery fuckery, boys, boys, movie room brag, orangery brag, alpacas

14 - boys, Day off

15 - good morning, Day off

16 - ron/ alpacas, AD, play tray, clean AD, boys, AD, don’t troll note

17 - henry, AD, AD, snacks, lennie, AD, quote

18 - alpacas, bunch of undeclared ADs, house tour/ brag, AD, quote

19 - follow train Day off (SS book release)

20 - bowel babe, nicky, ‘sorry I’ve been quiet’ Day off

21 - 10pm CBeebies Day off

22 - 7pm lennie bday post, lennie bath, parenting quote

23 - lennie, ronnie, henry, hometime post, AD, goodnight

24 - alpacas, play tray, house brag, AD, SS,

quote

25 - Day off

26 - Day off

27 - alpacas, AD, alpacas, clean AD

28 - boys, AD, AD, alpacas, couples card game, boys

29 - Henry, play tray, home brag x2, alpaca fleece (again), ron

30 - Day off

You’re doing the lords and father James work I’ve been curious about it, with her bragging, boyscccchhhh(human and camelid) sulk/pity post pattern and there it is

 

[nursemum12]

She’s quiet today. Wonder what she’s got up her sleeve today

Probably sulking than advertise the launch of her best bubs clothes collection x

 

[Panda girl 04]

On behalf of all Arsenal fans out there we would like to pass the embarrassment that is Mr Hinch onto Spurs football club!

 

[IamMyaJ]

bleeping hell the football shirt what a complete twit

 

[theleagueofgentlemen]

He bleeping tagged the football team too

 

[katfromthesticks]

Oh wow my first thread title! Thank you thank you. I’ll go to the BAFTAs with my tend anxiety

great recap @Pollyanna263 xx hope you’re ok

also a side note I love you hens for always making me smile and supporting each other through the bad and the good.
I’m welcoming a new cat to the family this Wednesday so meet ziggy stardust the most rad spacecat who was sent to me by fate. Thanks for all being so kind when we lost Finley xx

Siberian? He’s beautiful!

 

[Erica24]

Just showed hubby, who is a massive footie fan and an actual bloky bloke, the football shirts and he said
" who the duck is this bellend?"
Where do I even begin?!!

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

Guyschh, all these days off and same old content were boring the life out of me. I just wanted to see if there was a pattern or how many ‘days off’ she had. So I’ve summarised her posts for the whole month I don’t know why I did it, call me what you like, but I was watching the stories anyway it was no trouble to write it down! where she posted a lazy quote or pre record in the evening I’ve counted those as days off. As you can see it’s literally Alpacas, Boys, Only cleaning if it’s an AD or a house brag. Basically my point is the content - if you can call it that - is as bland as the Greyskull colour scheme and I just wanted to prove it.

1 - Day off, 8pm day out post

2 - Day off, 8pm day out post

3 - 12pm AD, alpacas, brag house, kids and quote

4 - alpacas, brag house, AD, brag, haul, brag house, Jamie’s mum!

5 - henry, ron speech, food, clean/AD, len walking

6 - alpacas, AD, alpacas, undeclared space tidy AD

7 - henry, alpacas, AD, boys, AD, brag house

8 - Day off (bafta strop?) (Jim posted)

9 - alpacas, kids, clean AD, play tray, movie room brag, ss pic

10 - Day off

11 - kids, alpacas, AD, b&m haul, kitchen brag, ron speech tips

12 - henry, play tray, AD, house brag/AD, AD

13 - hinch tags, orangery fuckery, boys, boys, movie room brag, orangery brag, alpacas

14 - boys, Day off

15 - good morning, Day off

16 - ron/ alpacas, AD, play tray, clean AD, boys, AD, don’t troll note

17 - henry, AD, AD, snacks, lennie, AD, quote

18 - alpacas, bunch of undeclared ADs, house tour/ brag, AD, quote

19 - follow train Day off (SS book release)

20 - bowel babe, nicky, ‘sorry I’ve been quiet’ Day off

21 - 10pm CBeebies Day off

22 - 7pm lennie bday post, lennie bath, parenting quote

23 - lennie, ronnie, henry, hometime post, AD, goodnight

24 - alpacas, play tray, house brag, AD, SS,

quote

25 - Day off

26 - Day off

27 - alpacas, AD, alpacas, clean AD

28 - boys, AD, AD, alpacas, couples card game, boys

29 - Henry, play tray, home brag x2, alpaca fleece (again), ron

30 - Day off

Brilliant re cap - just shows how little she actually works! We should add which posts are definite pre records too - that would be quite telling and how many quotes a week she uses!