I mean surely that has got to be a joke. Surely
Mrs Hinch #548 Soph the best selling author, never Reddit a book in her life!
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@Pollyanna263 hope you're OK lovely lady, hope the wedding you attended was good fun. Well done for doing the thread despite feeling how you are, you've made us giggle xx
The duck is she wearing??? Her legs in those leggings look like the alpacas necks now they’ve been shaved
No I came running. Why has his got his dogs name on his shirt 
Also don’t agree with kids names plastered on the back once they’re at an age they can walk. Baby kits fine. But not when they’re out in public with it in big letters on their back.
Hinch would have looked better for all 3 but of course this is Hinch we’re talking about
Also don’t agree with kids names plastered on the back once they’re at an age they can walk. Baby kits fine. But not when they’re out in public with it in big letters on their back.
Hinch would have looked better for all 3 but of course this is Hinch we’re talking about
Not on this thread at all but had to comment because I cannot stand this bleep and I bleeping hate everything about her! Can’t believe she is still a thing tbh hopefully one of those alpacas will kick her in the bleep 
Anyway back to Marcus Mitchel
Anyway back to Marcus Mitchel 
duck off! 
Ron Len Hen
I’m dying from embarrassment. He’s a laughingstock.
Ron Len Hen
I’m dying from embarrassment. He’s a laughingstock.
RON LEN HEN
RON
LEN
HEN
duck OFFFFFF
Listen my 8 year old son has every football kit going, he won't be seen dead in jeans. But I refused to dress him in football kits and full blown tracksuits at age 2/3, I liked dressing him like a toddler, cute bright character type clothing. They're only little once. Dress them little!!!
RON
LEN
HEN
duck OFFFFFF
Listen my 8 year old son has every football kit going, he won't be seen dead in jeans. But I refused to dress him in football kits and full blown tracksuits at age 2/3, I liked dressing him like a toddler, cute bright character type clothing. They're only little once. Dress them little!!!
Could be worse
Ron Len Hen 
Dear God, could he be less attractive??? Makes me cringe, he really does. What a wet lettuce he is 
Dear God, could he be less attractive??? Makes me cringe, he really does. What a wet lettuce he is 
Hope you’re ok I’d have done the new thread but I’m not as funny as you lotMrs Hinch #548 Soph the best selling author - never Reddit a book in her life!
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Tuesday night ended with an inspirational quote about how hard life is. Thanks Soph, it really helped
Wednesday and Thursday off, but Henry was allowed his annual walk with Jamie. Don’t get too excited, though. It was just 5 minutes up the road on lead before bed as they only allow ‘tend poo in their garden.
Friday morning Soph came out of hiding to reveal the fluffy fuckheads living up to that nickname.
They now have hoover-lines that the huns will be jealous of.
A quick ad for her Tesco garden furniture (which we’ve never actually seen her use) and then more riveting carrot content in the alpaca shed.
The ever-relatable busy mum of two managed to squeeze in a quick clean around her two young children on Friday afternoon, with some great tips for her followers in similar situations - send one to nursery and the other to your mum. Hope that helps?
Jamie came back out, just to shame Ronnie for drawing on the wall. Who knew that pre-schoolers would get bored and explore their surroundings if just dumped in a corner?!
Saturday brought a GHD ad. They seem to have sent Sophie 2 hairdryers and 3 pairs of straighteners, just in different colours.
Soph decided to model the results while dressed as an ‘80’s loo roll cover.
Soph shared that they were off to the fair, where they were spotted by @Wize Owl’s sister!
Another ad for Masterchef Hinch’s range of pans, and then more naked alpacas.
‘All animals deserve to feel loved’ - yes Soph, and so do all children.
Another random evening sofa game for Soph and Jamie which the huns just looooooove guys so they’re going to do it more often
Sunday brought another play tray, all because Soph was jealous that her best bubs to the moon and back got to make proper ice cream in her garden.
Soph seems to have shopped in Morrisons, which is strange as I thought she always went to Tesco now?
Slightly concerning that it looked like an empty fairy liquid bottle was being used for one part of it. Yummy, washing up liquid ice cream
Undeclared Shark ad while sharing a load of info from google about alpacas, and then another quote (credit - Reddit) suggesting Ron isn’t where she’d like him to be (we think he’s perfect)
Her final words last night gave us a good laugh, as she said she had a lot of work to do today
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Fiddle is Soph’s mum.
Weepy Al is Soph’s dad.
Inch and Janine is Jamie (please read the wiki).
Jamie is short for James.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
The alpacas are also known as camels, llamas, Maldon three, woolly wankers, bleeping fluffheads, bucktooth bastards.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.
Oh seriously scarlet for Inch
Jamie photographed staring gormless in to the distance twisting his wedding ring, looks like he's thinking 'wtf have I married, I should clean out the bank, grab the boys and run!!'
Inch, you are either totally whipped or desperate for recognition…or both!!
Holy tit the Tshirt had me buckled. Surely he won’t go out in that?? It MUST be a freebie? When you lot said he had his dogs name on the back I thought it would be ‘Henry’ but Ron len hen is so so much funnier
Sorry to quote myself, it’s their birth dates isn’t it? Ronnie is the 20th, Lennie 22nd and Jamie the 28th. I’ll go away now and think before I post
I can’t tell if you guys are joking or not?! But it’s Henry as in Thierry Henry - not the fat dog!
edit - just seen it is the actual dog! I’m crying.
edit - just seen it is the actual dog! I’m crying.
I also thought this then checked insta.. it’s deffo the dogI can’t tell if you guys are joking or not?! But it’s Henry as in Thierry Henry - not the fat dog!
edit - just seen it is the actual dog! I’m crying.
I know they play the wholesome loved up, we never argue act for the camera, but I do wonder if Jamie ever loses his tit and tells Sophie just to duck off sometimes. She comes across needy & persistent and emotionally draining to be around, let alone living with her 24/7, and having the mother in law busy bodying around in your marriage all the time like an actual 3rd wheel!.
OMG I was thinking the exact same and actually applied my football knowledge before going and checking. This is absolutely hilarious. No joke I don’t have kids but if my other half did that I would ask what he’s smoking.I can’t tell if you guys are joking or not?! But it’s Henry as in Thierry Henry - not the fat dog!
edit - just seen it is the actual dog! I’m crying.
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