Mrs Hinch #535 Calling your son slow is a brand new low

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Zoph, I can assure you , YOU are never alone at that house, felt the cold spots yet ?
Just imagine spending thousands on an “exorcist” and the ghosts just won’t go.

Then Hinch moves in. Poof!
Gone.

Even the dead don’t have time for her tit
 
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The panelled doors don't match up with the panelling on the walls.

I honestly couldn't live in that house, it'd do my head in!
I bet if she bought a Tudor style house with traditional panelling (and where it fits the style of the house) she would have ripped it all up!

I've had a few days off.

Is the house supposedly haunted??
No that's just Queen Soph's cackle 🤣
 
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How old is she? Laying snuggled up on the sofa, with a cuddly toy, writing lists. Something I’d expect from a 10 year old. If my husband came down the stairs and seen me laying there like that he wouldn’t find it funny or cute he’d be extremely concerned for my mental well-being. Also who the duck has the time to lay on the sofa writing lists at 7.30 in the morning when they have two children under the age of three. When my kids were that age our house was in a bit of a mad rush getting everyone washed, fed and dressed and out the door in time for work
She wasn’t writing her lists - she was pretend writing it with Jamie taking a photo of it, so that they could both then post an undeclared ad for her book of lists…they only do something for a reason - usually it’s to make money.
 
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Yes I find it really odd. It’s very creepy more so when he secretly films her 🤮. They’re a very bizarre couple
I think she knows he’s filming. She’ll have to make sure the lighting is right or the right filter is used, which is maybe why the blinds were closed this morning and the lamp on. Do you remember when he filmed her sitting looking all serious and brooding outside on the pergola thing ages ago? She’d never have let him post it on his Insta which she runs without her checking it first. I remember once he ‘secretly’ filmed her playing with Ronnie but she was caught out making eye contact with the camera. She’s an absolute phoney.
 
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why is she crying?! This is a girl from Geordie Shore? Does Hinch even know her?! Why would you say this, why not just say congrats 🤣
This has to be a joke. For someone for severe anxiety she sure seems to have built a rapport with a ton of celebrities. When has she been socialising so much? Does this mean she sees her kids even less than we think 🤣
 
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This has to be a joke. For someone for severe anxiety she sure seems to have built a rapport with a ton of celebrities. When has she been socialising so much? Does this mean she sees her kids even less than we think 🤣
Ugh fancy being 'friends' with the Geordie shore lot. I'd need to bathe in a vat of bleach after I wrote on their page. *shudders *
 
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I think she knows he’s filming. She’ll have to make sure the lighting is right or the right filter is used, which is maybe why the blinds were closed this morning and the lamp on. Do you remember when he filmed her sitting looking all serious and brooding outside on the pergola thing ages ago? She’d never have let him post it on his Insta which she runs without her checking it first. I remember once he ‘secretly’ filmed her playing with Ronnie but she was caught out making eye contact with the camera. She’s an absolute phoney.
🤣🤣 The pair of them set it all up, then he ‘secretly’ films her 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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Sorry to be an annoying troll, but how did bumbum innit come about?
They went to a “posh” hotel last August for their anniversary and Sofa was pretending to not know what a bidet was. Inch, ever the gallant protector of innocent little sofie wofie who doesn’t know about such worldly things, said “it’s a bidet… to wash your bum bum, innit.” Or maybe he meant to wash your bum bum IN it. But there you go. Link below.

The next day, seething sofie had to act surprised again for Instagram when he showed her they were moving to new lodgings in the tree house.You could tell she hated the first room and felt she deserved better. I believe this is where she was scarfing down a bag of crisps and licking her fingers disgustingly when he said to her “love you darling.” To which she replied “woohoohoo.”

Couple goals 🥴

 
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