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Mrs Hinch #535 Calling your son slow is a brand new low
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On James' reel of arse-licking huns the one that's written her cleaning list has written that she needs to polish the "bar stalls". I've obviously lived a sheltered life because I don't know what they are. Does she mean bar stools? Shows the level of intelligence of the sheep.
Oh my daysAll the cheap chocklittt eggs from the poundssshop box will be in the bin unless Fatty Arbuckle (Jaymeeh) has devoured them! A barrf in their medieval boudoir is something i can see him enjoying (with Fiddle) then standing proudly hands on hips, fag in gob, gunt out, retracted micro knob on their balcony
If I saw ol’Jimbobcreepynob stood starkers on their balcony like that I’d probably end up driving not only through the fence and into the bleeping Fluffheads ‘tend field, but I’d take out Weepy Al’s workshop as well because I’d have to cover my poor eyes Hahaha!!!!! Feckin' Brilliant Sweet'arrt!
(Volume needed) Laaavin the arsonist story of matches in the pink purse! Chuckling away here - faaaank yoooo sssho much you clevaaaah gal! 
Waxy drawers has a certain ring to it
I’ve mentioned Ron wearing a bib before a while back and people were rude to me with their responses. People be kond. These threads move too fast for everyone to read all the time. It’s pretty normal to question why an almost 3 year old is wearing a bib. I don’t believe it’s. A sensory thing or anything to do with his speech delay etc. I think she just treats him like a baby and limits mess of his clothes if he’s having snacks and drinks etc. But im no professional. ATV.
I imagine her house having a very strong and cloying smell of chemicals. The kind of room that you walk into and feel asphyxiated. In her case, I think it disguises (I know this is ironic) a lack of hygiene and cleanliness. Her general appearance doesn’t look that clean either. And Henry in permanent residence on her soft furnishings probably doesn’t help.Random thought but her couch must smell so musty from all the febreze that she sprays on it. I used to use it a lot on my curtains to freshen up the house but after a few weeks they would need to go in the wash because the build up of it would go musty. It’s like when you use fabric conditioner on clothes and then they end up in the back of your wardrobe until you have a clear out, they always end up with a musty smell. And no I don’t have a musty smelling home
Hands up, I have a cleaner but, even with the general flatulence etc. of two teenage sons, my house smells fresh once the windows have been open. I can’t imagine that spraying febreeze on my beds and sofa would smell nice.
She does treat him like a baby, he was still swaddled up facing her in the pram just before Lennie was born. She doesn’t let him do anything alone. She must do everything for him, even pictures he’s done she redoes them so it’s Instagram Perfect.
I know everyone parents different but when my child was younger she use to be out the garden all the time unless it was torrential rain and snow but she was forever covered in mud and eating mud
Yes I did try and stop her but she was little she didn’t listen nor did she get sick. She was a wild child and I let her be. I know everyone doesn’t like her but I think that’s why I find SS a bit more relatable and realistic as a parent as she doesn’t hold Rex back from being a child he gets stuck in and dirty and she lets him be that wild child.
Haha even Hinch is blown away that people are buying her tit candles
I would never want a bath in the bedroom. My husband and I spend enough time together, although I love him dearly, the very last thing I want to look at whilst bathing is him lying in bed scratching his balls and yelling at the football on the telly. No bleeping thank you.
TBF when I saw it I didn’t think it was for the bedroom, it’s probably just there until it gets fitted in the en-suite. She’s still a colossal knob head though.
TBF when I saw it I didn’t think it was for the bedroom, it’s probably just there until it gets fitted in the en-suite. She’s still a colossal knob head though.
Anyone else reckon that the hallway light looks just like her claw hand ?
Regarding inch post this morning did you ever in your life see a pair of cunts getting so excited about guessing the name of a country. They must be so bored out of their nuts if this is excitement. Please tell me this is fake and they are doing this for the gram or I might bleed out of my eyes watching that pair of chavs
No declared ad on her book of lists this morning? Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to the ASA I go....
Genuinely can't believe there are fully grown up adults out there that have put a video together declaring their undying love for a woman the same age . I mean when I was 11 I had britney spears posters up she was 16 and i thought she was a queen...that was at 11 YEARS OLD what the hell are these women, I'm just genuinely baffled at it. Do they get escorted around by family members like hinch does? How do they function in real life, its so frigging weiiirrrd
what the hell are these women, I'm just genuinely baffled at it. Do they get escorted around by family members like hinch does? How do they function in real life, its so frigging weiiirrrdI’ve just seen the video of the sheep declaring their undying love and friendship for Sofa. Oh dear… how the F*** has she been inspiring and helped people when they’re down?? Jeez. All she does it post random quotes and brag about her home. It’s not relatable and she doesn’t show anything useful.
Oh dear… how the F*** has she been inspiring and helped people when they’re down?? Jeez. All she does it post random quotes and brag about her home. It’s not relatable and she doesn’t show anything useful.
I am in no way a snob but baths in bedrooms doesn’t equate to posh or high class to me. It just makes me think of about when poor people used to have to get the tin bathtub out and use it in the front room one after the other
"Virtual best friend" bleeping LOL!! She wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire... unless she got paid for it.I’ve just seen the video of the sheep declaring their undying love and friendship for Sofa.
I can't believe these people actually walk amongst us
I'm putting this out there cause I know you nusty trolls might know.
But, on the big picture here, is the newfarm house being put through expesess and is a massive tax dodge? I'm guessing the whole fam are on the employment list and the house hasn't been moved into while they do it up so they can claim its content and "work" and thus blowing some of that cash that she earned to quickly by putting into assets ect...just a thought its starting to smell that way to me?
Or I'm starting a new conspiracy theory!
But, on the big picture here, is the new
Or I'm starting a new conspiracy theory!
Ssshtill learning are we Hinch? 
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