I really need a giant seagull to come and peck out my eyes right about now
I really need a giant seagull to come and peck out my eyes right about nowView attachment 1190558Are you crying? I’m crying. Let’s all cry. Ffs. Charlotte has really struggled and had an atopic pregnancy. No, it’s kit time for another, sheep. She can’t even look after herself, never mind the two she has then add another.
Billingsgate Fish Market on the hottest day of the year!Like a Grimsby trawler
I bow down to you, @Wize Owl. You are a genius! Thumbs ups all round xHennerzzz would like to wish all of you lovely nusty hensa happy Easter with a little song he’s written Seeing as Sopha is having a day off (again) he thought he’d sing it today (Volume needed)
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What's going on with her hair?
OMG this is one of the funniest things I've seen /heard on tattle. That had absolutely killed me off for the rest of the dayHennerzzz would like to wish all of you lovely nusty hensa happy Easter with a little song he’s written Seeing as Sopha is having a day off (again) he thought he’d sing it today (Volume needed)
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Thanks for the earworm. Blessed be.Hennerzzz would like to wish all of you lovely nusty hensa happy Easter with a little song he’s written Seeing as Sopha is having a day off (again) he thought he’d sing it today (Volume needed)
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Same!I’m sold, she has gained a new follower
What a TuneeeeeeeHennerzzz would like to wish all of you lovely nusty hensa happy Easter with a little song he’s written Seeing as Sopha is having a day off (again) he thought he’d sing it today (Volume needed)
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WTAFI don’t get why you would assemble a bed and buy drawers before you put carpets down ?!!oh
And of course it looks like
She is going to have a bath in her bedroom so she can be like stace
just why? Who even pays that sort of money for a light? A really ugly one at thatMrs Hinch #535 Calling your son slow is a brand new low
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Just a little one today (not you Jamie) to cover the many fuck ups since Sunday morning.
Amongst yet more distasteful bragging from Sophie Twohouses (flooring; orangery; dog wash with a £500 radiator; exterior panelling; £1,200 cat toy in theentrancehall) she made a faux pas by saying ‘this is how it looked when we moved in’. Was that back in October then Soph when you actually bought Liars Lodge?
She did some ‘tend parenting for the ‘gram (at least, she set up some colour sorting and took a photo), made tinned potato cupcakes (move over Nigella), shared and credited a quote (clevaaaaaa!), and then allowed her human boys a spot on the grid.
She claims that Ron has said Lennie’s name and, while we nusty trolls really hope it’s true, it’s unlike Hinch not to share the moment on her stories for max engagement.
Supermum Sophie wouldn’t lie about Ronni e’s speech, would she…?
The real low point, even by her standards, was the wording she chose, saying it’s okay to “grow slow” about Ronnie’s progress.
She edited her insta post after a comment suggested she should change the wording, but the dippy cow forgot that it was (and still is!) also on Facebook.
Well done Veruca Salt. You keep focussing on what you want, like more animals and £600bedside tableschests of drawers.
Don’t let a little thing like your children get in the way.
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Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
Fiddle is Soph’s mum.
Weepy Al is Soph’s dad.
Inch and Janine is Jamie (please read the wiki).
Jamie is short for James.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.
Sorry seems to be the hardest word.
Your best one so far, well done oh wize one xHennerzzz would like to wish all of you lovely nusty hensa happy Easter with a little song he’s written Seeing as Sopha is having a day off (again) he thought he’d sing it today (Volume needed)
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Complete with massive fliesBillingsgate Fish Market on the hottest day of the year!
unlike Jamie’s trousers where tiny flies are enoughComplete with massive flies
...and Inch selling the rancid fissssh in a dirty white coat, apron and netted hat!Complete with massive flies
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