Mrs Hinch #535 Calling your son slow is a brand new low

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Secretbrillopad

Secretbrillopad

remote_hummingbird said:
Total tangent but thanks to those who have mentioned these Axkid seats. I'm going to order one for my son ( and I have a fraction of the dosh Hinch has 😑).
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We have the Axkid Move and are really pleased with it, we got ours Black Friday last year as they always go on sale. Easter deals might pop up so worth biding your time for a little while to see if the one you want comes up cheaper. I personally really rate the In Car Safety Centre to buy from and be fitted by, but they only have three shops - Essex (ironically enough, Soph), Milton Keynes and Belfast. However they're very helpful via phone and messenger. ❤

shhirly said:
Absolutely. I just don't get it. mum of 2 myself but I still have a daily wash, washing and blowdrying my hair takes all of 20 mins. it just really baffles me. I don't get it!
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I always feel ashamed when this comes up here and on the SS thread. My own hygiene always ends up at the bottom of the pile tbf, especially if I'm at difficult points of the month (I have suspected PMDD).

It's definitely a depression related issue for me and not one people understand until they go through it. I make sure I don't smell because Mitchum is badass 😂

Given the speculation in this thread re: Sophie's mental health it does make me wonder if it's related.

Daintycomet said:
Winslet to the party but I can't even imagine a ghost wanting to stay in that household, it would float in and think 'this house is already haunted by its owner, it doesn't need me' and poof.
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Oh my god. Imagine the TV show Ghosts.... But they're living in the Crem with Soph!
 
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HulaHannah

Her still buying and sharing she's buying from Shein is making me feel sick. H&M, Zara and the Boohoo group are some of the worst polluters out there, with their clothes piled high in landfill in developing countries, yet in terms of production Shein now outswamps them all combined. You know you have influence, stop using it in such a disgusting way!

Maybe she feels a kinship with Shein though. They are pretty good at passing off small indie stuff as their own...
 
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Pollyanna263

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remote_hummingbird said:
Total tangent but thanks to those who have mentioned these Axkid seats. I'm going to order one for my son ( and I have a fraction of the dosh Hinch has 😑).
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They are worth the money. I struggled with the expense but it’s a long-term thing. I have the Minikid and he should be in it until he’s around 7.

There’s some fab specialist shops depending where you are in the country, and they will all advise online too.

There’s more options than Axkid, but they are gold standard. You definitely want one that’s been through the Swedish plus test as that’s the absolute best, most rigorous crash testing.

Honestly the fact that Soph and Jamie had 2 year old Ronnie in a high back booster in the motor home made me so angry. They are playing with his life.

Secretbrillopad said:
We have the Axkid Move and are really pleased with it, we got ours Black Friday last year as they always go on sale. Easter deals might pop up so worth biding your time for a little while to see if the one you want comes up cheaper. I personally really rate the In Car Safety Centre to buy from and be fitted by, but they only have three shops - Essex (ironically enough, Soph), Milton Keynes and Belfast. However they're very helpful via phone and messenger. ❤



I always feel ashamed when this comes up here and on the SS thread. My own hygiene always ends up at the bottom of the pile tbf, especially if I'm at difficult points of the month (I have suspected PMDD).

It's definitely a depression related issue for me and not one people understand until they go through it. I make sure I don't smell because Mitchum is badass 😂
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I agree with you on the in car safety centre. They are fab.
I bought mine from Pushchairs and Car Seats in Wallingford, they have ex-display and last year versions cheaper so worth a look @remote_hummingbird


Also totally agree on the hygiene… I showered last night for the first time in days. My brain just can’t process the need when things are bad. (Thankful for Mitchum here too 🤣)

But I wouldn’t put myself out there to millions knowing I was absolutely not clean and you could probably cook chips in my hair. That’s where I struggle to understand with Hinch - if she genuinely is struggling due to MH, how is she coping with being on full display?
 
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9Pine

shhirly said:
First time poster here. Does anyone else think she looks like she smells stale? Like, without accusations, she just looks unkempt.
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From the Brooklyn Beckham school of personal hygiene! He couldn’t even manage to look decent at his show-off wedding.
 
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Curlysue101

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Thursdays are the day for painters, decorators and cleaners for the lovely hinch have a crappy day off 😒
 
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RogueRey

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I had a nightmare about hinch. She was in my house for some reason. My parents were here also. I was standing at the cooker when she was going on about her wolly wankers. My parents were sat at the table , i must have cooked for everyone. I got up the courage to tell her she was stupid and terrible for claiming her child was slow. Boy did it back fire. My dad took her side and that I was the slow one. My parents produced a certificate about my stupidity. Which Hinch loved. She recorded everything on Instagram about the interaction. Calling me a troll.
I then decided to dm her because she was hysterical with laughter . I woke up this morning so angry but scared that i dm'd her.

My question is do I ignore angrily my parents for something i dreamed up or wank my taps to betrayed music filming it for the gram ?
 
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thatsnotstrictlytrue

thatsnotstrictlytrue

RogueRey said:
I had a nightmare about hinch. She was in my house for some reason. My parents were here also. I was standing at the cooker when she was going on about her wolly wankers. My parents were sat at the table , i must have cooked for everyone. I got up the courage to tell her she was stupid and terrible for claiming her child was slow. Boy did it back fire. My dad took her side and that I was the slow one. My parents produced a certificate about my stupidity. Which Hinch loved. She recorded everything on Instagram about the interaction. Calling me a troll.
I then decided to dm her because she was hysterical with laughter . I woke up this morning so angry but scared that i dm'd her.

My question is do I ignore angrily my parents for something i dreamed up or wank my taps to betrayed music filming it for the gram ?
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I had a dream the other night I can’t remember it but I talk in my sleep so the husband informed me🤣
Apparently I woke him up by saying “BABE why did you record yourself snoring and then put it on Hinches page for everyone to see?”
Sometimes I wonder what goes on in my head😭
 
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Rach8456

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The video of her running with them has killed me off 🤣🤣🤣 I’m in absolute fits!! 🤣🤣🤣
 
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Yellowdoor44

Wize Owl said:
It’s pitiful, isn’t it? 🤢 It would take more than seeing her wank a tap with a Minkeeeeh, watching undeclared AD after undeclared AD, her vomfest creationssssh, cackling like a hen laying an egg and constant bragfests to make her most people’s online best bubs to the moon and back and an inschpiraaaaaation.
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Ah the good old days when she would merely wank a tap. *sigh* I miss the simpler times.

Tharsheblows said:
I must admit I have an uncomfortable feeling when I look at photos of the stairs and upstairs hallway - particularly to the right handside of the hallway. There is a very ominous and heavy presence there.
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I thought it was just me being weird but I get really weird vibes when she films the stairs and landing. 👀👻 Glad I’m not the only one. I’ve had my fair share of ghosty encounters and consider myself quite sensitive but have never felt anything through a phone. 😂 Ghosts have upped their game.

“Oi, Francois, send your ghostly vibes through that black screen thing.”

“Nice one, Bethal. Will do.”
 
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Wize Owl

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Hennerzzz would like to wish all of you lovely nusty hens 🐔💕 a happy Easter with a little song he’s written 🤭 Seeing as Sopha is having a day off (again) he thought he’d sing it today (Volume needed)
 
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IQ-of-a-ham-sandwich

IQ-of-a-ham-sandwich

Oh Kay your hilarious 😂 I wonder how long till she’s blocked, surely hinch can’t be that thick to not know it’s aimed at her 🤣🤣
 
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9Pine

Just thinking about Henry’s boring-as-duck life after yesterday’s car boot story proving they never take him anywhere. His Instagram account proves it. Virtually every photo taken indoors, lounging on the sofa or in his dedicated bedroom, with the odd garden photo when he’s allowed out to do what dogs do.

Is this the last time he went on a forest walk? 2018? How sad that even that wasn’t for Henry, just arranged so his sad bastard ma & pa could pose for the camera.
 

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