Mrs Hinch #516

[UrbanDameEdna]

Never seen a professional instagrammer post so much shite!! Really triggering me just now. Sick of seeing those alpacas and the tinkly music. Enjoying SS obvious trolling honestly pass me the bucket and sofa - read the room !!!!!

Oh and that wall mural - HIDEOUS. This is not a dig at the artist, fabulous skills, but the colours and choice for a toddlers bedroom ? What is she thinking ?

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Surely even the most die-hard fans must be bored by now? Noone can enjoy watching a dog and alpacas run around a garden over and over and over. Please explain why they're still watching.

They are completely brainwashed. It’s a cult I tell ya

 

[Wize Owl]

I guessed yesterday Weepy with a wood axe standing by the creepy ass tree……. Oh and a Kermit minky caught in the branches that the artist won’t be allowed to paint green, instead it’ll be greige…….

If she reads this - and she will - she should now be instructing mural guy to paint all of her ‘Cloffs’ on the walls, hidden somewhere. It could be like a Where’s Cloffs? Instead of Where’s Wally? The constipated looking scary pig could be sat on one I’m giving this way too much thought

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

Boredom scrolling her tagged photos and this monstrosity popped up.

My doodle says it all but what the duck and what absolutely terrifying person ordered this??? More reason than ever to respect kids privacy on the internet, when some bizarre person order a picture of not just you and your tend bestie but also all of your kids. Fuuuuuuuuuucking hell.
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Sophie Rose from a tiny village in Essex ordered it…

 

[IrishCatlady]

I don’t expect Instagram influencers to be experts in current affairs & post about every awful thing that happens in the world, and I completely agree with others who’ve said that Hinch particularly has nothing of value to add in this situation. I do think it just sums her up to an absolute tee though that she just carries on posting ostentatious displays of wealth carefree while people are having bombs dropped on them.

Totally agree, every Instagram account I follow from A listers to fashion accounts have made reference to the war, everyone except Disney Princess wannabe Hinch

 

[RogueRey]

Trace from Loft was let out of loft to hose down the pigeon tit on castle Greyskull many many weeks ago.

Did you all know that Trace has a rose tattoo on her left wrist ? Am i wrong to think that maybe trace has done a few pre-records when Sofa wasn't up to it. All they have to do is flip the image to get away with it and tie her hair back??

 

[tattoe_bojangles]

Ive a feeling she might take a few days “off” (nothing new there) and come back proclaiming she’s sooo upset about what’s happening in the world guyyyzzz,then five minutes later back to normal and bragging.
She’s insufferable,honestly
ETA just seen her recent story those bleeping stupid alpacas wandering the whole bleeping garden gives me the rage. Twats

I always think of that episode of KUWTK where Kim looses an earring and Kourtney is like, “people are dying Kim.”

We have the largest scale conflict in Europe in decades and she’s had a day off. First thing she shares is those “fluffy boys”. Great, sure it’s a great comfort to your followers to see you’re okay when some (who potentially have Ukrainian and Russian friends or relatives) are worried about who will survive this.

Tone deaf as ever, why not share pages to support aid overseas or even the pages that are doing the rounds for people with pets about safely moving them? There’s way more she could do to direct others to support those who have fled a war. I don’t expect her to know the far end of it but using the platform you have is so important.

edit: SS has just posted about it, count down to Hinch posting in 3…2…1…

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Totally agree, every Instagram account I follow from A listers to fashion accounts have made reference to the war, everyone except Disney Princess wannabe Hinch

SS just has……Hinch will now

 

[Tharsheblows]

Soooooo over seeing the Woofy wanker and Woolly Wankers either been (over)fed/running around the GARDEN/snogging Soph. Get a grip Hunnnnayyy!

 

[Thatlilone]

A wee add at greyskull to show of her teschooo tat after being at hinch tend farm showing of the wws

 

[GH**90]

A freshen up Friday with ads galore when there is a war on go, how low can she go?!

 

[woopdeewoop]

I always think of that episode of KUWTK where Kim looses an earring and Kourtney is like, “people are dying Kim.”

We have the largest scale conflict in Europe in decades and she’s had a day off. First thing she shares is those “fluffy boys”. Great, sure it’s a great comfort to your followers to see you’re okay when some (who potentially have Ukrainian and Russian friends or relatives) are worried about who will survive this.

Tone deaf as ever, why not share pages to support aid overseas or even the pages that are doing the rounds for people with pets about safely moving them? There’s way more she could do to direct others to support those who have fled a war. I don’t expect her to know the far end of it but using the platform you have is so important.

edit: SS has just posted about it, count down to Hinch posting in 3…2…1…

Should we bet that if she does a post about what is happening in Ukraine, she will use the words “me” or “I” and make it about her in some kind of way?

Her alpacas stories are doing my head in. She can have all the millions in the bank, her fake farm and 4million followers but I don’t envy her life one bit. What a sad little life she has !
No socialising, pretending all the time, being self conscious all the time … nothing to envy here !
She posted something a few weeks about enjoying life before it’s too late (someone else quote obvs guyssh) but she’s not even doing what she’s preaching.
she has the time and money to take her kids to fabulous places that we can only dream of, but that’s clearly not a priority for her.
She’s clearly not happy in her life, the only thing that seem to make her happy at the moment is her fluffy wankers. Until She’s gets bored of this and finding the next obseshhun.

we all know she’s a twit - just had to say it again !
ATV x

 

[RubyTuesday39]

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I’m livid, I bought one of those baskets with the wooden handle ages ago from IKEA. She’s just ripping off other peoples ideas but worst of all people might think I’m a hincher

 

[ethelworks]

Awaiting the block but duck me she’s annoying the bleeping tits off me. Pure bleep so she is

 

[Justapeep]

She’s advertising cheap tat and people are wondering how to fill their oil tanks and cars with petrol cause of rising prices. Surely now these sheep will catch on and stop lining her pockets. The cost of living set to soar with this war and nobody will keep on buying her tit cause they won’t be able to afford it and live in the real world. But she will continue to keep her house like a hothouse and lit up like London ….it won’t bother her. Hope this is her downfall

 

[michf74]

I’m livid, I bought one of those baskets with the wooden handle ages ago from IKEA. She’s just ripping off other peoples ideas but worst of all people might think I’m a hincher

you get the exact sameones from homebargins for £3.99, she is the biggest rip off merchant out there, no ideas of her own, right from the very atart shes been stealing other peoples ideas

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

A bleeping AD for her range of tatt - seriously? ....
Anyone else feel they have no words left to describe how they feel about this dumb ass twit?

 

[Ditzymama28]

I'm so bored of seeing the alpacas every morning. It's like the fake post man and Ronnie and Henry two man team all over again

I'd say it's so much worse than two man team

 

[Miss Ophelia]

We have daffodils, I repeat we have daffodils

 

[RubySky478]

We wouldn't have to worry about how a child with clear additonal needs will feel about a wall so busy and actually quite scary (tbh a child without additonal needs would find it freaky)
If she was a real mother. A proper mother who cares for her children and allows her children to be children and have them decide their theme or simply decorates child friendly then no one would worry.

I do worry about how Ronnie will react when seeing that room, more so on a night when he sees numerous animals staring at him and he can't say mummy I'm scared, I don't like it.
There's no real colour, no happiness, just a (extremely well done) but not child friendly room. Colour is happiness, characters he and children his age recognise, I feel sorry for him. I really really do.

But I agree with how money means nothing to her so in a year or 2 she'll happily paint over it when she gets a new obsession.

Oh I 100% agree with worrying how he’s going to react to it. Sleeping in a new room in a new house can be scary enough anyway, even for a NT child, so lord knows how the lovely little Ron is going to get along with that monstrosity on every wall!