Mrs Hinch #497 Only fools and alpacas feat. Del Boyoioi, Dave and Grandad / Raymond you pronker!

[moominflower]

Listen,you have to have yr wits about you on that corner.I clearly saw that all the lights were on at the back but couldn't tell if anyone was in.

Omg imagine crashing into her gate by accident

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

Who sent screenshots to that clothing company?! Tattle just got a mention from her. Trying to make out the thing wasn't directed at just Mrs Hinch.

 

[kate322]

Listen,you have to have yr wits about you on that corner.I clearly saw that all the lights were on at the back but couldn't tell if anyone was in.

Sounds like Sofa that… the lights are on but no ones home

 

[Strawberry13]

Listen,you have to have yr wits about you on that corner.I clearly saw that all the lights were on at the back but couldn't tell if anyone was in.

Fine

I can confirm some of Inches close relatives are on here

confirm how where are your receipts

 

[fannysjohnny]

Sounds like Sofa that… the lights are on but no ones home

At last,someone gets my humour
Poor Sofa

 

[jimbobs_small_knob]

Real or tend tea?

(I’m a bit cynical these days)

Real tea…old poster, new account. Interviewed a relative of Inch for a job, colleagues mega excited when they saw the surname and asked all about sofa (they are were hinchers) and the relative said inches family cannot stand her and have little to do with them, they even warned us that she was about to get much worse (way before the house reveal) I asked what they thought about tattle and they thought it was spot on and said a few family members read regularly (as does sofa, but we knew that anyway!)
Sadly they didn’t get the job so can’t interrogate further although I have bumped into them in Waitrose since!

 

[moominflower]

I can confirm some of Inches close relatives are on here

You have some form for tea previously Ive noticed do inches close relatives dislike her by any chance

 

[jimbobs_small_knob]

You have some form for tea previously Ive noticed do inches close relatives dislike her by any chance

They certainly do judging by the reaction my colleagues got when fawning over Sofa!

 

[moominflower]

Who sent screenshots to that clothing company?! Tattle just got a mention from her. Trying to make out the thing wasn't directed at just Mrs Hinch.

There were a Couple of brand spanking new posters/members at the time on here too so

 

[jimbobs_small_knob]

OMG are you Jim bobs actual small knob

Did the short black curly hair give it away??

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Real tea…old poster, new account. Interviewed a relative of Inch for a job, colleagues mega excited when they saw the surname and asked all about sofa (they are were hinchers) and the relative said inches family cannot stand her and have little to do with them, they even warned us that she was about to get much worse (way before the house reveal) I asked what they thought about tattle and they thought it was spot on and said a few family members read regularly (as does sofa, but we knew that anyway!)
Sadly they didn’t get the job so can’t interrogate further although I have bumped into them in Waitrose since!

Well well no shock regards Inch's family not liking Sopha just as we suspected as they are never seen. Don't blame them, if that was my daughter in law I would be disgusted with her. They were right about her getting far worse.

 

[Strawberry13]

Real tea…old poster, new account. Interviewed a relative of Inch for a job, colleagues mega excited when they saw the surname and asked all about sofa (they are were hinchers) and the relative said inches family cannot stand her and have little to do with them, they even warned us that she was about to get much worse (way before the house reveal) I asked what they thought about tattle and they thought it was spot on and said a few family members read regularly (as does sofa, but we knew that anyway!)
Sadly they didn’t get the job so can’t interrogate further although I have bumped into them in Waitrose since!

How much of a relative ? Like super close or wee bit out the inner circle ?
Did they attend the Royal wedding ?
Do they see the kids ?
When was Lonnie born?
can you bump into them again and ask them to join?

 

[Christmasgrumper]

Is the location as tit as it appears? It looks pretty close to a road and housing estates, and not as secluded and "farmy, in the middle of nowhere, drive for miles to the next house" as she makes out
I think it's basic as duck, not worth the price at allllllllllllll

I agree, it looked awful in the photo of the back today, not aspirational at all

 

[Strawberry13]

How many siblings does our James have ?

 

[jimbobs_small_knob]

How much of a relative ? Like super close or wee bit out the inner circle ?
Did they attend the Royal wedding ?
Do they see the kids ?
When was Lonnie born?
can you bump into them again and ask them to join?

I obviously have to be a bit vague in what I say because I’d give too much away about where I work if I said too much. Let’s say close enough!

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

How many siblings does our James have ?

A sister

 

[fannysjohnny]

I'll be honest I was cynical because I jumped to the conclusion that this was his sister and wondered why she was using her maiden name?Then I realised you hadn't said he or she,now I have no clue what member of inches family this is

 

[Strawberry13]

I obviously have to be a bit vague in what I say because I’d give too much away about where I work if I said too much. Let’s say close enough!

Did they say when Lonnie was born because I’m scared Sous might actually combust

 

[moominflower]

Did the short black curly hair give it away??

You made reference to being at A&E before are you a nurse or work in a hospital?
you said one of inches relatives you interviewed For a job they didn’t get? Was this at the hospital?
Your married to a farmer and have farmer neighbours with sheep and alpacas?
And didn’t you have some info on when someone went to hers recently?

 

[Strawberry13]

You made reference to being at A&E before are you a nurse or work in a hospital?
you said one of inches relatives you interviewed For a job they didn’t get? Was this at the hospital?
Your married to a farmer and have farmer neighbours with sheep and alpacas?
And didn’t you have some info on when someone went to hers recently?

I was typing all this it’s like you are in my head

Edited cause it’s 00;33 and I can’t spell