Mrs Hinch #497 Only fools and alpacas feat. Del Boyoioi, Dave and Grandad / Raymond you pronker!
Thread title by @RingoFingo and me (joint winning votes!)
Thread suggestions taken from page 30 onwards
Many Hinchers are still in shock at the arrival of alpacas, as they thought Soph was getting horses.
I mean, it’s not like she’d ever mentioned alpacas, or what she would name them
Amongst the grid post comments was one from Stacey Trollomon herself, which Mrs Hinch has yet to reply to…
Hopefully alpaca people around the country don’t now have an influx of shoppers wanting to home an alpaca of their very own, just because they also have ‘tend grass. It’s not quite like buying the latest can of fabulosa, after all.
The Maldon 3 were ready for their first official day at work, with the awkward ‘meet the team’ session where you have to say something about yourself. Thankfully Mummy was on hand to help them, whilst showing off her new alpaca lingo.
As they embark on their new lives at Nelson Maldon-a House (credit to @MillionDollarBaby) they have already been given theiroffice tattle nicknames.
Soph did manage to find time to squeeze in a quick ad. After all, white cushions in a boot room is what every farm has!
Looks like the alpacas are the new content fillers, which can only be a good thing for RonandLendon’trhyme.
Jamie is still nowhere to be seen. Maybe he’s still ‘tend poorly 🥲 but let’s assume he’s on childcare duty and/or entertaining FredaYahoo.
We hope you’re okay though Jamie. It must be hard seeing your wife, and mother of your children, being far more affectionate and caring towards animals than she has ever been to you. Even poor Henry has been demoted and doesn’t have Mummy tuck him in any more.
Love you darling
Woo hoo ooo
Fiddle / mad ma / Freda - Sophie’s mum
Weeping Al / tiny tears / Gepetto - Sophie’s dad
Inch / Janine / Father James / Jimbobnojobtinyknob - Jamie
Veruca Salt - Sophie
SS / Trollomon- Stacey, Soph’s ‘tend friend
Crunky snacks - what we fat hens apparently eat
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme
Jamie is short for James
Sophie doesn’t have a middle name, only a ‘tend one that she added in her teens
Thread title by @RingoFingo and me (joint winning votes!)
Thread suggestions taken from page 30 onwards
Many Hinchers are still in shock at the arrival of alpacas, as they thought Soph was getting horses.
I mean, it’s not like she’d ever mentioned alpacas, or what she would name them
Amongst the grid post comments was one from Stacey Trollomon herself, which Mrs Hinch has yet to reply to…
Hopefully alpaca people around the country don’t now have an influx of shoppers wanting to home an alpaca of their very own, just because they also have ‘tend grass. It’s not quite like buying the latest can of fabulosa, after all.
The Maldon 3 were ready for their first official day at work, with the awkward ‘meet the team’ session where you have to say something about yourself. Thankfully Mummy was on hand to help them, whilst showing off her new alpaca lingo.
As they embark on their new lives at Nelson Maldon-a House (credit to @MillionDollarBaby) they have already been given their
Soph did manage to find time to squeeze in a quick ad. After all, white cushions in a boot room is what every farm has!
Looks like the alpacas are the new content fillers, which can only be a good thing for RonandLendon’trhyme.
Jamie is still nowhere to be seen. Maybe he’s still ‘tend poorly 🥲 but let’s assume he’s on childcare duty and/or entertaining FredaYahoo.
We hope you’re okay though Jamie. It must be hard seeing your wife, and mother of your children, being far more affectionate and caring towards animals than she has ever been to you. Even poor Henry has been demoted and doesn’t have Mummy tuck him in any more.
Love you darling
Woo hoo ooo
Fiddle / mad ma / Freda - Sophie’s mum
Weeping Al / tiny tears / Gepetto - Sophie’s dad
Inch / Janine / Father James / Jimbobnojobtinyknob - Jamie
Veruca Salt - Sophie
SS / Trollomon- Stacey, Soph’s ‘tend friend
Crunky snacks - what we fat hens apparently eat
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme
Jamie is short for James
Sophie doesn’t have a middle name, only a ‘tend one that she added in her teens
. Anything for attention, 