Mrs Hinch #493 An Alpaca is for life, not just for content!

[Kezza_69]

So, question for people who also have a boot jack - she places her supposedly muddy left boot on the boot jack to remove her supposedly muddy right boot, how does she then remove the left boot? Coz the foot plate is now dirty (or it would be if you could get dirty from tend grass) so if she now places her right foot on the boot jack to remove her left boot then her right sock is going to get muddy. I'm confused.com

Yes . . No matter how careful you are you end up with at least 1 muddy futz . .
Hope this helps

 

[Missinthebackground]

So, we have the hay. And the water trough. And soon, the feed.
My question for all of you lovely rural and agri-tattlers ( whose farm stories I love so much ) is this :

HOW SOON FOR THE RATS ?????

Pretty much anytime now

 

[Danielle0120]

Nothings the matter, she's put that quote on so all her sheep worry and take the attention off ss new dog
She's clever

 

[Suebigfatsue87]

Leaked picture of hinchs neck rn

 

[Jeni_from_the_block]

What the hell is she talking about? Something big and life changing? Making her stomach drop? Is she talking about moving house or has something else happened? Moving house is not gut dropping life changing hunnayyy
If you’ve got a roof over your head, family in good health and food on the table your doing well, bleeping attention seeker
Oh and she keeps showing the gigantic foootz on purpose

 

[moominflower]

Gretel rant or posting the kids in 3,2,1…

or will it be

Bingo and I’ll raise you a potential Jim Bob no nob story to add some more drama/detail later

 

[Thatlilone]

Whoa whoa whoa lady! Never mind your deep and meaningless diatribe and your Goodnight! Where’s the bastard compost liner, I’ve been waiting all day ya bastard
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And from my rant the other day why do we nearly 90% of the time only see lon in a buggy bleeping untrap that kid sophie

 

[alpachloveyou]

Hi Guyzzzzzz, How feasible is it to have “fur boyzzz” in my home. I don’t have enough room for a barn/shed but we can kick the kids out and give them their own room.
Asking for a friend . Floor 12 Flat 16
lurves Mrs Hinch I’m her bestest fan

 

[Pollyanna263]

Fixed it for you Soph

 

[Wrightie84]

Here's the thing. She will never admit the negative. The tit, the rats, the fact the feeders are shite and the alpacas eat more of the shed and astro turf than their food. She just won't show any of that. Some day she will come on with a story of how the 3 boys kept breeding together and she ended up with 20k alpacas 1 morning and they had to go to alpaca people. She will also pay someone to do the mucking out, but like the cleaner in greyskull, they won't be allowed to say.

She's a deceitful bleep through and through.

Best we can hope for is that Katie Price gets her social media anti bullying Bill passed and that all Instagram accounts have to be verified with proper ID. That would put a stop to the bots

At least Katie price is putting her fame if you cal that to use. Can’t knock her for that

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

I’ll have you know weepy Al is the water supply at Faux Farm
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Jesus that is not big enough that will only hold the pre breakfast tears

 

[IrishCatlady]

Fixed it for you Soph

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Spot on

 

[Wrightie84]

What the hell is she talking about? Something big and life changing? Making her stomach drop? Is she talking about moving house or has something else happened? Moving house is not gut dropping life changing hunnayyy
If you’ve got a roof over your head, family in good health and food on the table your doing well, bleeping attention seeker
Oh and she keeps showing the gigantic foootz on purpose

She’s up the duff again I bet

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

What the hell is she talking about? Something big and life changing? Making her stomach drop? Is she talking about moving house or has something else happened? Moving house is not gut dropping life changing hunnayyy
If you’ve got a roof over your head, family in good health and food on the table your doing well, bleeping attention seeker
Oh and she keeps showing the gigantic foootz on purpose

Makes you wonder what the fluff she's on about...seems bigger than just a house move or a few pet alpacas and chickens.

 

[IrishCatlady]

She’s up the duff again I bet

Shes found Fiddle in the alpaca shed with a dildo and Inch

 

[Poppetta83]

Fixed it for you Soph

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[sk8ergirl]

Fixed it for you Soph

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Jaaayyymmeeeeeee stace got a puupppehhhh and now everyone’s watchinnnnggggg heerrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Dogmuck]

Guessing the press have got hold of a photo of the old Al pacos on the ranch and are publishing it tomorrow, so no more drip feeding

 

[Unfluencer]

It always properly tickles me when literal millionaires play the ‘U ok hun’ fishing game. Proof it’s a personality type and not situational at all.

 

[instacharlie]

Has she had a life threatening accident? Lost a close family member? Had some shocking health news? If not then wtf is that quote about?