Mrs Hinch #493 An Alpaca is for life, not just for content!
Winning thread title by @Curlywurly82 inspired by @Mum of two
Winning thread titles taken from page 30 onwards
Keep them short and sweet, and swear-free
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies
As expected, Soph took Sunday off to recover from a busy Saturday of seaside, aquarium, mummy’s house, and inappropriate comments in front of a minor and 4.3millionshoppers bots #dildogate
We filled half a thread discussing how James is the creepy uncle no one wants to sit next to at the family gathering, and how weird Soph’s answers were in the game
Q. Name 4 types of cosmetic
A. Surgery
Sophie finally caught up with the thread in the evening and was able to post again, clearly appreciating the Nicky Clarke reference and combing his hair.
Monday morning brought a trip down memory lane with Ron and Hen, a shameless ad, and news that the boys are finally coming.
That’s right nusty trolls, it’s alpaca week!
Soph’s preparations suggest that the alpaca books were just decorative as one bale of hay isn’t quite enough to be a bed for all 3. Unless of course that’s for Jamie, while Rodney, Raymond, and Royoioi get to share the master suite with Sophie?
The local farm shop has now blacklisted the Hinch family for sharing a story of their geese wandering free in apparent breach of DEFRA avian flu protocols, so let’s hope Veruca’s got somewhere else to buy her golden eggs.
(song here)
https://tattle.life/threads/mrs-hin...room-looks-like-a-lavatory.26341/post-7985863
Another look at the ‘tend grass in front of the boys’ shelter has us puzzled. I’m no alpaca expert but I’m pretty sure they don’t thrive on plastic.
Answers to some of tattle’s outstanding questions this afternoon, with the chest and mirror from Sophie and Daddy’s whitewashing days providing the furnishings in the communal bedroom, which of course has a view of Alpaca Ranch.
As this will be Ronnie’s bedroom (once the livestock is settled, of course) lucky Ron will get to see his mum’s favourite boys out of his window forever more
In the meantime let’s hope Jim Exotic and Ma Baskin don’t get put on the same nightshift, or they might ‘borrow’ Gepetto’s latest creation from the kitchen.
Living room inspo fromPinterest Ma’s house confirms that Soph doesn’t have an original idea about anything in life 
This is the week we’ve been waiting for you nusty bunch - the arrival of the alpacas. Probably about 30 seconds after Trollomon announces her new dog.
Grab your crunky snacks and 10 litres of coke, and get comfy on a new window seat. It’s going to be a bumpy ride!
Fiddle / mad ma / Freda - Sophie’s mum
Weeping Al / tiny tears / Gepetto - Sophie’s dad
Inch / Janine / James / Jimbobnojobtinyknob - Jamie
Veruca Salt - Sophie
SS - Stacey, Soph’s ‘tend friend
Crunky snacks - what we apparently eat
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme
Jamie is short for James
Sophie doesn’t have a middle name, only a ‘tend one that she added in her teens
Winning thread title by @Curlywurly82 inspired by @Mum of two
Winning thread titles taken from page 30 onwards
Keep them short and sweet, and swear-free
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies
As expected, Soph took Sunday off to recover from a busy Saturday of seaside, aquarium, mummy’s house, and inappropriate comments in front of a minor and 4.3million
We filled half a thread discussing how James is the creepy uncle no one wants to sit next to at the family gathering, and how weird Soph’s answers were in the game
Q. Name 4 types of cosmetic
A. Surgery
Sophie finally caught up with the thread in the evening and was able to post again, clearly appreciating the Nicky Clarke reference and combing his hair.
Monday morning brought a trip down memory lane with Ron and Hen, a shameless ad, and news that the boys are finally coming.
That’s right nusty trolls, it’s alpaca week!
Soph’s preparations suggest that the alpaca books were just decorative as one bale of hay isn’t quite enough to be a bed for all 3. Unless of course that’s for Jamie, while Rodney, Raymond, and Royoioi get to share the master suite with Sophie?
The local farm shop has now blacklisted the Hinch family for sharing a story of their geese wandering free in apparent breach of DEFRA avian flu protocols, so let’s hope Veruca’s got somewhere else to buy her golden eggs.
(song here)
https://tattle.life/threads/mrs-hin...room-looks-like-a-lavatory.26341/post-7985863
Another look at the ‘tend grass in front of the boys’ shelter has us puzzled. I’m no alpaca expert but I’m pretty sure they don’t thrive on plastic.
Answers to some of tattle’s outstanding questions this afternoon, with the chest and mirror from Sophie and Daddy’s whitewashing days providing the furnishings in the communal bedroom, which of course has a view of Alpaca Ranch.
As this will be Ronnie’s bedroom (once the livestock is settled, of course) lucky Ron will get to see his mum’s favourite boys out of his window forever more
In the meantime let’s hope Jim Exotic and Ma Baskin don’t get put on the same nightshift, or they might ‘borrow’ Gepetto’s latest creation from the kitchen.
Living room inspo from
This is the week we’ve been waiting for you nusty bunch - the arrival of the alpacas. Probably about 30 seconds after Trollomon announces her new dog.
Grab your crunky snacks and 10 litres of coke, and get comfy on a new window seat. It’s going to be a bumpy ride!
Fiddle / mad ma / Freda - Sophie’s mum
Weeping Al / tiny tears / Gepetto - Sophie’s dad
Inch / Janine / James / Jimbobnojobtinyknob - Jamie
Veruca Salt - Sophie
SS - Stacey, Soph’s ‘tend friend
Crunky snacks - what we apparently eat
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme
Jamie is short for James
Sophie doesn’t have a middle name, only a ‘tend one that she added in her teens
