Mrs Hinch #490 Sopha dear you have no clue, time to get back to pining the loo

[Rach8456]

I’m sure she said months ago she was sorting Ronnies big boy room, and we all thought oh great she’s going to decorate his room and perhaps add some toddler appropriate things… but literally all she did was buy a bed from ikea and more drab grey bedding
I wonder what she did with the cot?! Considering she’d just bought an identical one for Lenford?! Who gets on like that?! Mad bint.

 

[Mab1994]

Them size 5 futzzzz are bigger than my size 8. I think when she said size 5 she meant Jimbobs hooters. If you nose you nose.

 

[ethelworks]

Theres one about ten miles away from me up in the north of Scotland , a random place for it as well as it's a quiet town!

A fellow north Scotland tattler here haven’t been in a wimpy in years

 

[Mab1994]

I see the cot post has disappeared. ?? Now showing Henry running with the sausage dog, which she said he didn't like. Looks perfectly happy to me.

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I managed to get a shot of it, here it is for perusal by our detectives.

Definitely snow on roof tops, she probably spotted that and wuickly delete. What a sad life to live

 

[Libbylulu]

She can’t watch Ron for hours in nursery and talk for hours to the horses in the field….. not enough hours in the day

 

[DoodlePoodle]

I’m sure she said months ago she was sorting Ronnies big boy room, and we all thought oh great she’s going to decorate his room and perhaps add some toddler appropriate things… but literally all she did was buy a bed from ikea and more drab grey bedding
I wonder what she did with the cot?! Considering she’d just bought an identical one for Lenford?! Who gets on like that?! Mad bint.

That cot (and the entire Victorian bedroom set) was gifted to the tune if about £2500 of I remember correctly

 

[Danielle0120]

She spotted the snow & thought duck

I can't see any snow either way she's a nobhead

 

[K117]

Just seen this. Made me laugh. ATV Mrs. to you too

 

[springheeledyeti]

Do dogs give a duck if they’re ‘related’ to another dog? Is that a thing?
do they walk past em in the street & be like ‘ah Jerry it’s yourself? How’s the kids? Ah sure just with this Gobshite asusual!
we’ll have to meet up for a shite at some point’

Proper guffawed at that

Actually nice to see poor Henners out of the confines of greyskull

 

[Earnshawbaby79]

Ooooh Boobs has taken a swipe at Sopha love her

 

[Frylight]

Is wimpy a southern thing? I’ve never seen one I thought they were from the 70s

We still have one near us close to Rochester. Food comes on plates with cutlery too, but my favourite was the brown derby. A hot doughnut, covered in ice cream, nuts and chocolate sauce. So maybe that’s why I’m a middle aged chubby

 

[fannysjohnny]

How random to eventually post a pic of Ron's new room when he's not going to be in for much longer,or has she replicated it in the new house
I agree with whoever said it's view of the field not a roof.

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Just catching up. I think it’s more likely frost than snow? But would love it if it was snow. We’ve not seen Ronnies bedroom for a very long time. I reckon she’s had that post sat there for ages. Like fanny said - why would you move him into a new bed at home when you’re “about to move house”. Far too unsettling. He’s been in that bed for a long time. Perhaps she was supposed to promote that bed a while back and now she’s gearing up to reveal his new bedroom she’s panicked and thought best show his old bed.

I also think she’s watching who has viewed the posts she puts up and then takes down and then matches it up with who posts about it on here. Know what I mean? She’s crafty like that.

 

[FlopsyMops]

Fucks sake, our new house has the same flooring in the hallway will have to get a sign saying #notahincher when we move in. Still can't convince my friends to see her for what she really is.

 

[flyonthewall_22]

Sorry but how big are her feet?!

Size 5. Same as her mum’s. She told us and she would not lie.

I have one of those tools and it is helpful to be honest.

 

[BeeHappy]

Do we think they'll still be living at Hinchnotfarm in 5 years time? I vote no.

At the pace she’s going, she won’t have even moved in in 5 years! She’ll still be fannying around in Greyskull and visiting the tend farm on the daily!

 

[Quite Contrary]

Eugh she’s peed me right off with her softplay post, tag teaming her my arse, Lennie isn’t even moving is he?! Plus the we is clearly Jimbob and Fiddle there to actually look after the boys while she takes pictures and goes on eBay to buy more tend tit while ignoring her human boys. I’ve been to a trampoline park with my 4 year old and 22 month old this morning as a solo adult and they’ve ran absolute rings round me literally one out of my sight at all times because will they duck stay in the same place but it’s all fun and games and I can genuinely say to myself well done for surviving and giving the girls some fun!! Doubt Sopha has ever been in the same room as her two by herself let alone to a softplay. Oh and the funfair on the bus that went the wrong way of course

twit.

 

[Pumpkins1506]

Hope these tiles aren't stuck down yet, out of alignment and gaps...half a job Soph strikes again.

 

[Blondesx40x]

We have to vacuum out windows because they’re old wooden paned sashes (listed building) and they get incredibly condensated and go mouldy. It is very much NOT a joy. It’s a pain in the arse.

Have you tried putting some cat litter in some tights?
Knot the ends put them in your window sill, absorbs the condensation I believe, change every month..
Sorry if it's already been mentioned

 

[HinchesSousChef]

My mum has those peel and stick tiles. I love them - they are a fab little make over for small spaces BUT putting them in a boot room that will be wet & cold??? The glue won’t cure. They will not last. They will be peeling off by the end of the bloody week and will not handle what a mucky boot room will throw it at it. You need hard tiles in a boot room. It’s actually laughable.