that's Jamie's or ma's job 
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our bedtime routine is a solid hour and if anyone wakes baby up the rage is unbelievable! Honestly nearly decked his dad last week for hoovering during nap time! 
this is probably not on the right thread I read it on…. Lol ! Butttt my son has autism, he is now 12 
diagnosed at 3… I tell you one thing when I use to follow her I never see her talking clearly to him, just in a strange silly voice or constant laughing 
this for one will not help his speech delay. Honestly each to their own having children on social media, but my god the camera is always about in their faces it’s such a shame. Put the god dam thing down. Lastly ok fair enough if you want grey decor , ok!!!! But please put abit of colour in your kids rooms it’s not right. But hey ho just my opinion. Have a good day everyone.
I’m sure it was Gepetto who almost drove me off the road yesterday squeezing through in his Range Rover, popping out for more wood? He was tucked under a large beanie (obviously trying to be incognito) he did give me a smile and a shrug though as he almost scraped my car!Why the fuck as Hunch got to write ALOT in capital letters?
and what guests is she on about?
Only her family that visit anyway and I'm sure they can use their own bathroom 2 miles away..
Thick as Mince
Just ordered myself a sign. Allies Beach. You can all come swim in my sea in the summer! (Sea is just a big puddle cos its raining)
Stop it with the feet
Imagine her trying to work the pedals on a real piano with those size 5sAnd the things they say about tattlers being sad, having no life being the favourite insult
no, we have brains and critical thinking skills. This is pathetic and makes me quite sad it’s what people aspire to, a reshare from a salesman on fucking Instagram?! As Soph would say, get a loife hunnayyyy 
New boooock guyyyyzzzz
Klarna or cash?
THANK YOU!!the sheer privilege of being able to slowly move in and renovate perfectly good rooms before she can bring herself to live in them is what’s getting to me the most. its so far from real life, having to keep a toddler out of a room with wet paint, using a packing box as a bedside table, doing room by room slowly over the first few years as and when you have the money/time. i’m only just decorating my toddler’s room 2 years after we moved in, because it was low on the list of priorities, because toddler is 3 and doesn’t know they don’t have an instagramable themed bedroom
it really really blows my mind that she considers that guest bathroom to need alot of work. dare i say its almost sad for her that she has created this standard for herself. i think they’ll only “move in” in the real sense once everything is completely done, down to the food being in the cupboards and clothes already unpacked in the walk in wardrobes.
so we slept on the mattress for 3 days as we were more concerned about getting our sons room sorted for him and making it liveable rather then everything perfect before we moved in The 3rd floor of my house is a music floor.I’ve just realised I have a music room, I have a guitar in the corner of my living room
Oh hunnay don’t be so naive, i can do it. All you need to do is change the time setting on your phone xJust dug out my login details purely to comment here
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