Mrs Hinch #485 Hunchback of Notafarm

[Jaggythistle]

When I think of the hoops I had to jump through to get my rescue dog, and someone’s going to give these cretins alpacas.
you couldn’t make it up

 

[Bennington12]

Apparently she's at SS house tonight...
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Soph saw SS had another friend so thought she best get round stat!

 

[Milfordcubicle]

Surely she’s the hunchBRAG of notafarm?

 

[Sandra54]

Like how all the top comments are calling her out. And all have more green than red arrows. Not too many hunchers coming to defend and praise their leader. Love to see it.

Shouldn’t someone tell her you can’t put real logs on this!?

 

[secret_squirrel22]

Wonder if she's gunna start bagging up alpaca shit and selling it in little bags 'hi guuuuuyscccch this smells so good! Hang it in your wardrobe for that farm fresh smell love ya'

 

[Pollyanna263]

Time will tell. Stacey gets married this year. You’d have your best friend as bridesmaid wouldn’t you?

 

[Pollyanna263]

Ffs am I going to have to do a new thread tonight?

 

[cat1312]

Controversial opinion. I don’t think the alpacas are coming. I think chickens are incoming. That’s what the wood chip is for and the tiny little scratchy rake she has and as for the harness - I googled it and apparently you can use them in chickens
Please please let me get a bingo on this one!

 

[sk8ergirl]

Thread suggestion: Old mcHinchy didn’t have a farm, what a feckin’ shame

 

[Mum of two]

That's her logged off for the weekend then.
Extension, kitchen, bathroom, pool and alpacas will be finished by Monday morning.

 

[xcupcakex]

While her getting a tend farm and animals is hilarious, it’s heartbreaking to know she’s going to have animals she won’t care for

There should be a law about keeping farm animals.. or something to stop just anyone buying them

 

[ns22xo]

I think she’s pregnant. I have no evidence to back this up and I don’t know why I think this but I think she’s pregnant again or is about to become pregnant again.

 

[Milfordcubicle]

It’s a pain in the arse going out in the freezing cold to attend guinea pig. Bugger having a herd of alpacas spitting and kicking when you wanna be lying on the sofa watching sky glass with your crunky snacks

 

[AllieBee]

SHES GETTING THE FUCKING ALPACAS.

I see your dog and cat Stace and I raise you 3 alpacas

Fast forward a month. So many of you asking guyzzzzz. We sent the alpacas to the alpaca people. We tried to flush them down the loo like flip and flop but they wouldn't fit.

 

[Pollyanna263]

Buckle up tattlers, it’s about to get interesting.

 

[justheretobrowse]

I’m really confused, she states she very hardly made the decision to move due to breach of security at their old home, but here she is, showing the lay out of her new home, showing who’s in who’s room. I’m sorry, but I would not be posting photos to millions of followers stating which area of the house my children were sleeping in. It’s just so irresponsible- especially when she has already said they had security issues previously - hence the move!!!!

 

[Danielle0120]

A comment from the daily mail article. Looks like the mask is slipping.. (literally) & people are realising her true colours View attachment 975036

I fully believe every word too.
She's gotton far too big for her boots, she's nothing but a spoilt cow. Gretel is the real Soph. Her sheep find it funny FOR NOW, but it will click for them all one day.

 

[Pollyanna263]

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Thread suggestion -

Mrs Hinch / Veruca Salt - don’t care how, I want it now!

 

[Suebigfatsue87]

Normal friends: vow to take more photos but then have such a great time they forget and manage one blurry selfie

Tend friends: manage to stage an ok photo shoot with babies and toddlers appearing compliant

Dunno about you lot but when I bring my kids along to see mates it’s fucking chaos, everyone is having fun and chatting not staging photos

 

[Bogwoppit]

I’ve just realised I have a music room, I have a guitar in the corner of my living room