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Another quick recap because we won’t shut up.
Soph did a Q&A for her sheep / Tattle where she basically answered all our comments that we make on here. You can read her bullshit in full below, but a quick summary is, she called Ronnie naughty yet again, they’re going away for Christmas and won’t be in Castle Greyskull on the day, but Ronnie will still be getting the huge Doll’s house ( I hope it will fit in Henry’s backpack).
She hides likes to help small businesses and not because her engagement is piss poor compared to Stacey’s.
She’s not perfect...(I know, I know it’s hard to believe)...she has Jamie at home all day...his job didn’t last long did it? she cries a lot and her mum does the adulting for her.
She thinks she works full time. (Stop laughing.)
She went to “work”in London today to have meetings with P&G and Gleam and wanked a sponge off and cleaned a sink.
Then she went out for a boozy Christmas lunch (St Sopha stayed sober) whilst pretending she wanted to be at home putting the boys to bed and claimed she’d had an incredible evening whilst going home at 6pm.
She cried so her mum ironed her a boo hoo dress and it didn’t melt so she wore it and everyone thought it was a top.
She rounded off the day by drawing very child like houses on a box to make her own gift wrap even though she has her own gift wrap range out in Tessshco and showing off Baby Len who was so plastic looking from the filter that he looked like he was the love child of Barbie and Ken.
Elf Update.
Today's Elf story showed that Elfie is a passive aggressive knob just like Soph after he wrapped Jamie’s flip flops up in cling film.
In Tattle news we wrote three albums worth of Christmas No.1’s about Hinch, we had potential major tea spilled about Sophie being turned down for a mortgage by someone who’s friend works for her broker and we got through yet another fred in day!