we legit need to list the things she does like this.She claims to be an author after releasing nowt but shite crimped between 2 covering pages, now, after just 24 hours away, she's filming a motorhome expert segment for Top Gear no doubt.
flogs a notebook and ghost written life story:author
Stays in a rented motor home for two days: motor home expert, Jeremy clarkson don’t tit yourself hun, but there’s a strong contender here for your job…
Sprays zoflora everywhere: cleaner
Used to do the occasional hair extensions: hairdresser
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