Bunnykins
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Mrs Hinch #435 Campervan W-anchor
Winning thread title by @Sausage90
Winning thread titles taken from page 40 onwards guyshhh
It was all go in the Hinch household on Saturday Jamie took Ronnie to his favourite place, the tip, wearing unsuitable footwear and letting him out of the car, both of which are big no nos and Tattle was unimpressed. To make up for it there was a quick dash to a railway museum to show that they can take the kids somewhere child friendly after all.
I reckon there was probably a food bank style mad dash to find somewhere and Fiddle Fingers had to tag along too, but it still looked like Ron had a nice time which is the main thing.
Then on Sunday Soph announced she’s not had a holiday in what feels like forever, it was actually last month, and that she’s had this really fun and random idea of getting a motor home and going away for a few days. I can’t think how she came up with this idea, but she’s always been an original...
The good thing is that Ronderella will taste freedom out of the walls of Castle Greyskull and that can always only be a positive, the other good thing for Sophie is she could use the motor home to post lots of undeclared ads that were about as subtle as a fart in a lift.
She shined the sink, stocked up with mugshots, packed in Fiddle Fingers, her pet Rottweiler sister and the Cling On the niece for baby sitting duties and after several close ups for her advertising range they were good to go.
The fact there’s an issue with fuel at the moment seems to not have bothered Soph at the moment - who thinks she doesn’t watch the news or read any papers..
and to be fair the only thing in shortage round here will be popcorn as we await to see how Soph copes looking after her two children in a space the size of her sofa. Just wait until Ron has one of his “tantrums” she loves to tell us about as Jamie is speeding down the motorway with scented candles and plastic plants flying round his head.
She’ll try to lock herself in the loo for some peace and will find she can’t lock the door because her feet will be sticking out and it’ll be a mad dash from Freeda to meet them in a lay-by with the tranq dart.
The final destination appears to be Peppa Pig World In the New Forest as it was noted down in her new book of lissshhhts. (Other blank notebooks are available for around £12 less)so hopefully Ron will have an awesome time and Hinch will hate every damn second!
Later on Sunday she came on to boast that she and her Teshco team had won an award at the Licensing Awards which is basically a big advertising award ceremony. She was too scared to go when she saw the other nominees she thought were going to attend who turned out to be brands like The Beatles, Roald Dahl, Pokémon and Paw Patrol ..is anyone going to tell her?
Terrified she’d be sat on a table with John Lennon and Pikachu little Sopha couldn’t bring herself to go but was keen to tell the rest of us that we mustn’t be like her and must attend events we don’t want to go to because she won the award. Clearly she wouldn’t be arsed if she lost.
The award was for Best Retail Marketing Initiative, which sounds very much like something a saleswoman would win, but of course Soph is just little old Soph and everyone’s best mate so who knows how that happened...
On Monday after a yummy breakfast including cheese, ham, eggs and more cheese the Hinch household were off on the road, sans Henry who’s got to stay with Fiddle Fingers, and there was just time for her to advertise more crap and tell us that if the holiday goes well she’s going to buy a motor home. It will of course be a done deal already because she can’t just visit something she has to have one of her own, an alpaca farm, a beach hut, a camper van... let’s hope she doesn’t visit the zoo or there’ll be a lion in the garage by Christmas. Actually...
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Winning thread title by @Sausage90
Winning thread titles taken from page 40 onwards guyshhh
It was all go in the Hinch household on Saturday Jamie took Ronnie to his favourite place, the tip, wearing unsuitable footwear and letting him out of the car, both of which are big no nos and Tattle was unimpressed. To make up for it there was a quick dash to a railway museum to show that they can take the kids somewhere child friendly after all.
I reckon there was probably a food bank style mad dash to find somewhere and Fiddle Fingers had to tag along too, but it still looked like Ron had a nice time which is the main thing.
Then on Sunday Soph announced she’s not had a holiday in what feels like forever, it was actually last month, and that she’s had this really fun and random idea of getting a motor home and going away for a few days. I can’t think how she came up with this idea, but she’s always been an original...
The good thing is that Ronderella will taste freedom out of the walls of Castle Greyskull and that can always only be a positive, the other good thing for Sophie is she could use the motor home to post lots of undeclared ads that were about as subtle as a fart in a lift.
She shined the sink, stocked up with mugshots, packed in Fiddle Fingers, her pet Rottweiler sister and the Cling On the niece for baby sitting duties and after several close ups for her advertising range they were good to go.
The fact there’s an issue with fuel at the moment seems to not have bothered Soph at the moment - who thinks she doesn’t watch the news or read any papers..
and to be fair the only thing in shortage round here will be popcorn as we await to see how Soph copes looking after her two children in a space the size of her sofa. Just wait until Ron has one of his “tantrums” she loves to tell us about as Jamie is speeding down the motorway with scented candles and plastic plants flying round his head.She’ll try to lock herself in the loo for some peace and will find she can’t lock the door because her feet will be sticking out and it’ll be a mad dash from Freeda to meet them in a lay-by with the tranq dart.
The final destination appears to be Peppa Pig World In the New Forest as it was noted down in her new book of lissshhhts. (Other blank notebooks are available for around £12 less)so hopefully Ron will have an awesome time and Hinch will hate every damn second!
Later on Sunday she came on to boast that she and her Teshco team had won an award at the Licensing Awards which is basically a big advertising award ceremony. She was too scared to go when she saw the other nominees she thought were going to attend who turned out to be brands like The Beatles, Roald Dahl, Pokémon and Paw Patrol ..is anyone going to tell her?
Terrified she’d be sat on a table with John Lennon and Pikachu little Sopha couldn’t bring herself to go but was keen to tell the rest of us that we mustn’t be like her and must attend events we don’t want to go to because she won the award. Clearly she wouldn’t be arsed if she lost.
The award was for Best Retail Marketing Initiative, which sounds very much like something a saleswoman would win, but of course Soph is just little old Soph and everyone’s best mate so who knows how that happened...
On Monday after a yummy breakfast including cheese, ham, eggs and more cheese the Hinch household were off on the road, sans Henry who’s got to stay with Fiddle Fingers, and there was just time for her to advertise more crap and tell us that if the holiday goes well she’s going to buy a motor home. It will of course be a done deal already because she can’t just visit something she has to have one of her own, an alpaca farm, a beach hut, a camper van... let’s hope she doesn’t visit the zoo or there’ll be a lion in the garage by Christmas. Actually...
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
- or the holidays already done and dusted and he was returning the camper 
