When Inch gets to the door I would shout “Omg I can’t believe it’s really you. Can I have your autograph?”Oh god, I just saw her stories and realised my dad is selling a free standing pine mirror with a drawer. I'd better contact him and check it's not him as we are local! If it is her, I will get over there for 10.30 and report back!!
Then when Inch is looking all smug that he’s been recognised as a Zeleb I would look at his autograph and simply say “Who the feck is Jamie Hinch. I thought you were Janine from Fash FC.”
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