Mrs Hinch #422 - Nothing makes you sadder than your ‘tend friend’s ladder
Winning thread title by @Pollyanna263
(Winning thread titles taken from page 40 onwards guysshhh )
Wednesday night and Hinch was in her 15 year old chav mode again. After a tough day throwing flour all over her car she felt she needed to escape and called “Best mate”Trace down from the loft to be her ride to Maccy D’s carpark to eat a McFlurry and chat about which fittie from sixth form they both want to snog at the school disco on Friday.
She had seemingly forgotten her three month old baby and toddler again in order to have an attention seeking crisis, I’m sure that “Best bubs” Stacey’s new launch for In The Style being that evening had absolutely nothing to do with it...Soph jealous? Never!
She showed us a photo from ten years ago when she was 22 and was laughing at her eyebrows..they look better than the drag queen sticker ones you’ve got now babes...
Back home we were treated to a HILARIOUS tale of her trying to buy a “vintage ladder” off Facebook marketplace and being told to duck off by the seller...he’s definitely a Tattler.
The reason for the vintage ladder obsession became apparent on Thursday night when Stacey posted photos from her new bathroom revealing her new ladder shelf...
She also claims she’s not killed Orla yet and that she’s not gone to the tree people...compare and contrast below.
Thursday started with more ads for the Teshhhco tat range. and Soph fort she’d talk us froo the new stock. There are wooden candlesticks in two barely discernible shades of silver and white which she claims are huge sellers but which have been spotted with reduced to clear stickers...
a plastic eucalyptus plant, which isn’t a eucalyptus, a warta hisinf tray and placemats, ribbed candles and a tacky mug with Hinch written all over it ideal for those mugshot dinner parties. She claims she wants to keep it as low cost as possible as she knows what it’s like to move in to a new home and be on a budget...big fat gypsy weddings, helicopter engagements, and multiple expensive foreign holidays don’t come to those who spend more than fiver on a mug eh Soph?
She then posted a host of sycophantic sheep slobberings and claimed that she was always a home account and just fell into cleaning. Clearly still trying to move into the lifestyle genre in time for the Hinch Farm reveal. It’s almost like she wants to be gifted something better than a bottle of Flash for the new house.
She had a visit from family including the cling on niece and her cousin with a new baby in tow. Still trying to go down the relatable mum route she decided to treat us to photos of her house looking messy after the visit which she claims meant a good time has been had. Not sure how much fun her guests had by tipping Ronnie’s cars on to the floor in his room and setting up a clothes rail in there with the washing on but there ya go. The left overs from the gathering also looked like a teenagers sleepover.
Following the “party” she actually decided to clean her kitchen this was an advert for her to use her own Hinched Flash Spray of course. She had the tiniest disclaimer that she’s a brand partner but didn’t call it an ad. Oh Nigel...
Just when we thought she’d killed him with salmonella poisoning Jamie popped up on his stories to round the evening off with a comedy interlude to tell us that whilst playing a board game (yes they’re still doing that) Soph had accidentally said buffoon instead of baboon. Wonder what made her think of that eh Jamie?
The wonderful parenting continued with Sophie posting a video of her giggling maniacally at Len and accusing him of “fake crying” no bubs, that’s what you do in the dog bed and Jamie posting a video of Ronnie trapped inside a goalpost prison which he claimed Ron had made himself. He didn’t, but I think we can guess where they keep him to record their videos now.
And with that there’s just time to check and see how Jamie’s big new project is going... well he appears to have given up his tend job now, it lasted one day, and he’s back to floating round Soph like a fly round tit.
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Winning thread title by @Pollyanna263
(Winning thread titles taken from page 40 onwards guysshhh )
Wednesday night and Hinch was in her 15 year old chav mode again. After a tough day throwing flour all over her car she felt she needed to escape and called “Best mate”Trace down from the loft to be her ride to Maccy D’s carpark to eat a McFlurry and chat about which fittie from sixth form they both want to snog at the school disco on Friday.
She had seemingly forgotten her three month old baby and toddler again in order to have an attention seeking crisis, I’m sure that “Best bubs” Stacey’s new launch for In The Style being that evening had absolutely nothing to do with it...Soph jealous? Never!
She showed us a photo from ten years ago when she was 22 and was laughing at her eyebrows..they look better than the drag queen sticker ones you’ve got now babes...
Back home we were treated to a HILARIOUS tale of her trying to buy a “vintage ladder” off Facebook marketplace and being told to duck off by the seller...he’s definitely a Tattler.
The reason for the vintage ladder obsession became apparent on Thursday night when Stacey posted photos from her new bathroom revealing her new ladder shelf...
She also claims she’s not killed Orla yet and that she’s not gone to the tree people...compare and contrast below.
Thursday started with more ads for the Teshhhco tat range. and Soph fort she’d talk us froo the new stock. There are wooden candlesticks in two barely discernible shades of silver and white which she claims are huge sellers but which have been spotted with reduced to clear stickers...
a plastic eucalyptus plant, which isn’t a eucalyptus, a warta hisinf tray and placemats, ribbed candles and a tacky mug with Hinch written all over it ideal for those mugshot dinner parties. She claims she wants to keep it as low cost as possible as she knows what it’s like to move in to a new home and be on a budget...big fat gypsy weddings, helicopter engagements, and multiple expensive foreign holidays don’t come to those who spend more than fiver on a mug eh Soph?
She then posted a host of sycophantic sheep slobberings and claimed that she was always a home account and just fell into cleaning. Clearly still trying to move into the lifestyle genre in time for the Hinch Farm reveal. It’s almost like she wants to be gifted something better than a bottle of Flash for the new house.
She had a visit from family including the cling on niece and her cousin with a new baby in tow. Still trying to go down the relatable mum route she decided to treat us to photos of her house looking messy after the visit which she claims meant a good time has been had. Not sure how much fun her guests had by tipping Ronnie’s cars on to the floor in his room and setting up a clothes rail in there with the washing on but there ya go. The left overs from the gathering also looked like a teenagers sleepover.
Following the “party” she actually decided to clean her kitchen this was an advert for her to use her own Hinched Flash Spray of course. She had the tiniest disclaimer that she’s a brand partner but didn’t call it an ad. Oh Nigel...
Just when we thought she’d killed him with salmonella poisoning Jamie popped up on his stories to round the evening off with a comedy interlude to tell us that whilst playing a board game (yes they’re still doing that) Soph had accidentally said buffoon instead of baboon. Wonder what made her think of that eh Jamie?
The wonderful parenting continued with Sophie posting a video of her giggling maniacally at Len and accusing him of “fake crying” no bubs, that’s what you do in the dog bed and Jamie posting a video of Ronnie trapped inside a goalpost prison which he claimed Ron had made himself. He didn’t, but I think we can guess where they keep him to record their videos now.
And with that there’s just time to check and see how Jamie’s big new project is going... well he appears to have given up his tend job now, it lasted one day, and he’s back to floating round Soph like a fly round tit.
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.