Mrs Hinch #421 Nappy on your face, a big disgrace, Ron’s gonna poo all over the place

[MrSoHmYgOsH]

International dog day today wonder if she will take fatmutt Henry rhymes with Lennie for a walk??

 

[Bizziebody]

Why does she feel the need to ‘talk through her range’ it’s pretty self explanatory

Yes it’s tit,not even tend tit at that.

 

[Stelliebee]

I've really missed the Gretel filter and her crappy associated personality (you look like a right c**t love, perfect match) and her over-pronounciation of words *takes screwdriver to ears and eyes*

International dog day today wonder if she will take fatmutt Henry rhymes with Lennie for a walk??

Will she duck

 

[Islandhoppin]

What is a “wahtuh hy-sinth” please?

God I’m in a right bitchy mood today! Don’t know if I should stay away from Tattle or settle in for the long haul!

Definitely the latter!

 

[Poop wonderland]

Why does she feel the need to ‘talk through her range’ it’s pretty self explanatory

Yes self explanatory "it's tit"

 

[Onlinedetective]

‘I designed this candle to sit on a table’ …. duck off

As apposed to it hanging in the window or on the carpet

 

[Islandhoppin]

It looks exactly the same as the tit she was peddling a few months ago and is now discounted on the shelf. Nothing new or original. It sums her and her sheep up perfectly that she sells the tray as amazing for Insta pics, not a practical use. So glad my house is a home and not a bloody set for taking photos.

Happy to see a new @HinchesSousChef theory has been dropped today! Personally I would love to see her on TV, it would be an absolute shitshow and she (or Gleam) will not be able to contain the criticism like she can from newspaper articles. Bring it on

 

[RubyTuesday39]

Bloody love how she's still making out she hand poured each and every TescoTat candle rather than just picking a shade of grey from a brochure

When she was talking about the plant didn’t she say “I liked this design the best” so sorry sheep, but all your queen did was choose the items out of

 

[Whitelilac]

Does she even realise that eucalyptus is a tree not a squat little houseplant
Not sure if it's my phone but I can't see any difference in colour between the original candlestick and the new ivory one. The original one is reduced to clear in my local tesco at £3.50 a pop and there are still loads on the shelf.

 

[Jemima puddleduck]

I know it’s been said time and time again but I need to say it again…I cannot stand the slow motion hand movement to put things in their place, and then the claw lingering there for a moment before slowly moving away. I can’t even describe what way it makes me feel ‍

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[LaraLyra]

I think if i'd been away last weekend, without my kids, out to the theatre this week, without my kids, out for dinner last night (admittedly only a maccas, but still!) without my kids, I wouldn't be complaining to millions that I hadn't had a chance to make a cuppa yet in my own self branded mug....

 

[Kingdonkey]

One day Ronnie's going to pick up real dog tit, damage her windows and massacre the car throwing goodness knows what at it...
Shes so ficckkk!!

 

[Liz5185]

I know it’s been said time and time again but I need to say it again…I cannot stand the slow motion hand movement to put things in their place, and then the claw lingering there for a moment before slowly moving away. I can’t even describe what way it makes me feel ‍

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As they say on Love Island…. The ICK

 

[alba24]

One day Ronnie's going to pick up real dog tit, damage her windows and massacre the car throwing goodness knows what at it...
Shes so ficckkk!!

I can’t wait for that day!

 

[Liz5185]

Also have noticed she’s added her boring broccoli pasties and ‘toddler sushi’ to her highlights How can we ever thank her
there’s deffo a shite cookbook incoming with all the stolen ideas
Sorry for all the comments guys, I’m in one today for some reason

 

[Kingdonkey]

Where was she going to put this vintage ladder anyway?
Was it for Tracy in the loft?

Tracy....come on down!!

 

[Liz5185]

Tracy....come on down!!

Tracy was let down last night on the specially fitted loft ladder for a McFlurry remember! I wonder if she’s been given a hoist back up by Inch yet

 

[fannysjohnny]

Tracy....come on down!!

Your profile pic made me chuckle!

 

[Short30]

No time for a brew but plenty of time to piss arse around with her tessshhhcccooo shite! Make it make sense

 

[9Pine]

I hope Tesco have labelled it as a Eucalyptus, because it isn’t. Obviously. She knows duck all and I agree with others, she didn’t design anything, exactly the same as Solomon didn’t make her bleeping awful clothes range.

ETA: they did!