Mrs Hinch #418 Little Old Soph wants a farm E—I—E—I—Uh oh...

[LT2201]

Jesus, bleeping eyebrows are trolling me hinch wannabees

Oh my Christ! I can't believe someone paid money to look like the second photo and it'll look 1000x worse in real life.

duck sake Hinch you can say more to your child than bleeping MUMMMAAAAZZZ, I think she's doing it in the hope he says it as his first word, clearly worked well with Ronnie. I've always wondered if Ronnie does have some form of ASD or he just can't speak because nobody actually talks to him other than to say random words.

 

[JaneDoe1873]

I honestly thought that there was no one quite as irritating as Sopha, but I was wrong. Her head of a husband can definitely top her. "Love 'is 'eart" WTF does that even mean?

He really is Bellend of the Year.

 

[geordielass72]

Although for inch, everyday is Christmas holidays but....without the leftover turkey or January blues!!

And without the 5 week bastard wait til the next payday cause he's got a joint account to dip into lol

 

[Mrsstaff]

"LOVE HIS HEART!!!" Is that all Inch can say? What does he actually mean?? I bet they have some really intelligent conversations

 

[geordielass72]

He really is Bellend of the Year.

There's a trophy I'd like to see

 

[LT2201]

He really is Bellend of the Year.

I've never been as irritated by someone I don't actually know as much as Inch irritates me. Even for a million I don't think I could spend an hour with him, well maybe I could but I don't think he'd make it out alive. If thrush was a person, it'd be him.

 

[IrishCatlady]

There you go Inch, you can borra one of Ronnies bibs and Lav his art , all the way up the bloody chimney

 

[Bla bla bla yawn]

She wastes so much tape in the bin video those stickers are tiny job could’ve been done with 3 inches of tape Tearing strips off and slamming it down, what a nutter.

 

[Cupcakemum]

I love Dick Van Dyke

That was Tommy Steele from Half a Sixpence.
However Inch does sound more like Dick Van Dyke with his fake wannabe accent

 

[wolfemama]

She was encouraging Ronnie to feed Henry a treat then I think he went to do it and she screeched at him "RIGHT I SAID NO" and that was the end of the video.

I was trying to articulate this the other day but didn’t do a very good job, she sometimes does this very weird, seemingly over the top aggro response to things. It’s like she doesn’t know how to convey authentic emotion— awkward when trying to show sweetness and love (anybody else think the way she pats the baby’s back is weird? She’s not burping him as far as I can see…just an awkward pt on the back?) and OTT snappy/mean when trying to show boundaries/disciplinarian response. She’s done it to James, Ronnie, and there was even a time when she scolded Hens for peeing in her roses (I believe) where I thought “that seemed like kind of a mean scolding of the dog you’re practically married to!”

It’s almost like she thinks to herself ok other moms get exasperated when their kids get into mischief I’ll show that! Or other moms love their kids I’ll show that! But she’s a bad actress and it doesn’t come across right. The “angry Sofie” responses don’t even really make sense for a person who is actually angry…if that makes any sense??

You can be a fabulous parent and also be a strict disciplinarian, and you by no means have to be mean or cruel. Likewise, you can take a more laidback, softer approach while still having boundaries and clear expectations. Without getting into a massive nature v nurture discussion, I personally think (at least in part) the best parenting is guided by your child’s personality and needs— and what works best and is healthiest for your family. It almost seems like Sophie just doesn’t know how to handle Ron as a real little person with certain, maybe to her unexpected, needs and a personality that (as others on here have said) isn’t the sport loving rowdy type Jamie hoped for?

Or maybe she’s just a total sociopath out to appeal to as many people as possible because it equates to more money but she’s a terrible actress and it comes across forced and awkward af

 

[JaneDoe1873]

There's a trophy I'd like to see

For Inch, it would be very smol.

 

[mgh727]

Is she really that obsessed with perfection that Ronnie can’t even stick stickers, children’s stickers on a bin, an item of the house they’ve basically forced him to see as a toy.
HE IS A CHILD.
Part of having a child is knowing their stuff, stickers, glitter, pen etc will get on everything and anything. It’s part of being a parent, I have Princess Elsa stuck to my radiator.
Let Ronnie be a child and do things kids do!!!
Your house is not a show room, two kids and a dog live there, let your house be perfectly imperfect Soph!!!

 

[LouLou5]

I have always said it but I feel so so sorry for Ronnie and also now Lennie too. She loves the ideal of a perfect family but she isn’t willing to put in the hard work that’s required to nurse and nurture your kids.
my days are so stressful!
Breakfast, pack lunches, getting them ready for school, taking them to school. Then it’s back and do house work, do the shopping, ironing etc
Pick them up, homework, dinner, bath and then bedtime stories. And that’s not even throwing in the after school activities and ferrying them here there and everywhere 4x a week for those.
She won’t have to do all that on her own obviously as Jamie doesn’t work but there’s no time in the day I feel sometimes to even breathe when Mr A is at home on annual leave.

she really will have a shock to the system as they get older but by then she’ll have Mad Ma and a full time nanny on hand so she can walk her sheep and snuggle her dog

We have 4 kids and I dont work but oh my goodness our lives are mental!! Me and my husband never stop. We have a little boy with autism who goes to a specialist school and our youngest is only 1yr. I laughed when Soph said she wanted 4 kids, she is far too lazy!!! You need so much energy for that many kids. We started realizing when our wee boy was 2yrs and he had no speech that he needed some extra help. I ended up giving up work as he needed so much extra support, he had so many appointments, forms to fill out etc. Surely their main focus now needs to be Ronnie and not moving to a flippin farm!!

 

[LT2201]

I was trying to articulate this the other day but didn’t do a very good job, she sometimes does this very weird, seemingly over the top aggro response to things. It’s like she doesn’t know how to convey authentic emotion— awkward when trying to show sweetness and love (anybody else think the way she pats the baby’s back is weird? She’s not burping him as far as I can see…just an awkward pt on the back?) and OTT snappy/mean when trying to show boundaries/disciplinarian response. She’s done it to James, Ronnie, and there was even a time when she scolded Hens for peeing in her roses (I believe) where I thought “that seemed like kind of a mean scolding of the dog you’re practically married to!”

It’s almost like she thinks to herself ok other moms get exasperated when their kids get into mischief I’ll show that! Or other moms love their kids I’ll show that! But she’s a bad actress and it doesn’t come across right. The “angry Sofie” responses don’t even really make sense for a person who is actually angry…if that makes any sense??

You can be a fabulous parent and also be a strict disciplinarian, and you by no means have to be mean or cruel. Likewise, you can take a more laidback, softer approach while still having boundaries and clear expectations. Without getting into a massive nature v nurture discussion, I personally think (at least in part) the best parenting is guided by your child’s personality and needs— and what works best and is healthiest for your family. It almost seems like Sophie just doesn’t know how to handle Ron as a real little person with certain, maybe to her unexpected, needs and a personality that (as others on here have said) isn’t the sport loving rowdy type Jamie hoped for?

Or maybe she’s just a total sociopath out to appeal to as many people as possible because it equates to more money but she’s a terrible actress and it comes across forced and awkward af

A lot of her behaviour is very odd. I think everyone makes mistakes as a first time parent because half the time you don't know what the hell you're doing so sometimes you do have to wing it. It does seem like motherhood hasn't come naturally to her at all and I sometimes wonder if she had children because it's what was expected of her rather than something she actually wanted. She's probably had a very romanticized idea of what being a mother is like and the reality is it's nothing like what you expect. I'm by no means an expert on parenting, my baby is only 7 months old but I'm in a few "mummy" groups on Facebook and there's always "my baby doesn't sleep through the night at 7/8/9 months, how can I make this happen" and I think a lot of people forget they aren't little robots, they're their own person with their own little personality. I also am starting to agree with what others have said that maybe Sophie has some form of undiagnosed ASD, doesn't really know how to relate to her children so is doing what she thinks she is "supposed" to do as a mum by yelling at him for being "naughty". Her personality and how she presents herself is fascinating in a way from a psychological view. It'd actually be interesting to see what a psychologist made of her.

 

[MrsP77]

I'm sorry but why the hell are they encouraging Ronnie to draw on the windows she will yell at him when he thinks it ok to do it later down the line! I used to think she was ok but my god my eyes hurt with all her stupidity .

As for knobandgobilovemyownvoice.... leave the bloody woman alone its so creepy !

I hope he draws all over her walls

 

[Not_A_Troll]

Hinchers be like…

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Is she really that obsessed with perfection that Ronnie can’t even stick stickers, children’s stickers on a bin, an item of the house they’ve basically forced him to see as a toy.
HE IS A CHILD.
Part of having a child is knowing their stuff, stickers, glitter, pen etc will get on everything and anything. It’s part of being a parent, I have Princess Elsa stuck to my radiator.
Let Ronnie be a child and do things kids do!!!
Your house is not a show room, two kids and a dog live there, let your house be perfectly imperfect Soph!!!

I promise you there’s no way on earth Ronnie did that. I completely agree with you and my house is a tribute to Smyths toy store believe me. But Ronnie didn’t put those stickers on there. She did.

 

[Bunnykins]

That video of her poking Len, “mama mama mama talk to mum” that proves to me without a doubt Ron doesn’t speak.

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

Classic hinch working on speech with her new toy 2 month old instead of her old toy 2 year old.

 

[Pollyanna263]

I see David Twattenborough is back. Lurking around taking ‘secret’ photos of the lesser spotted maternal sofa slug.

Thread title!

Bringing this back now we’re past pg 40!
With a slight change if you don’t mind @MrsDon1 ?

Jamie Twattenborough and the lesser spotted sopha slug