Mrs Hinch #399 Threads are slowing down as new cleaning sensation takes her crown

[HinchesSousChef]

Some have wondered what the blue thing in the Ronnie plant watering video. I believe it’s one of those splash pads that you connect to the hose and water squirts out of it. I think she already had it. I think cos I have it too and I thought urrrhh we bought the same thing . It’s good fun though. My kids hate paddling pools so running through that is what they prefer to do. Maybe Ronnie is the same.
although if she’s going to show videos of him I’d rather see him having Fun with his splash pad than doing his chores.....

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

What even can she do? Most women of her age can bake,cook,plant a garden and use a drill

I'm quite shocked at her cooking skills or of what she has shown. I'm 31, I can't cook but I can do a much better job than her.

 

[Dortssx]

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The gift that keeps on giving.

Surely just peg your washing on the line? It's pretty straight forward, no?

duck off never had a washing line?? Where did this creature crawl out from

 

[the little butterfly]

It's so odd he's his baby too - don't think there have been any stories where he is holding the baby it's always her it's almost like he's served his purpose for now and he'll be required once again when Lennie won't just lay quietly in her arms anymore!!!

he gets the dirty jobs, changing nappies and holding f him when he’s screaming, she gets to pose with a quiet settled baby, see right through them

 

[Mejustme]

From the "We love Mrs Hinch" Facebook group.
Give me strength

How do these people get through everyday life if you have to ask in a hinch group how to use a washing line

 

[DCICassieStuart]

@Dramatic, you beat me too it. I see we've just posted the same thing. I don't know what kind of 'tips' she's expecting?

 

[the little butterfly]

She’s

What I don't understand about Hinch is that she actually could have made a living being NORMAL. Setting your mums house on fire isn't normal but we've all done really daft things and people relate to things like that - she could have done a whole series on "cleaning mistakes I made" or something along those lines. If she was clever she'd have transitioned over to TikTok. But it was never about that with her. Her background is in sales, she saw a gap in the market for "cleaning influencers" and then went out and did just that to make money. All she wants is fame, which is fine, but you're never going to be famous if you can't act the part. She can't decide if she's "normal sophie who is relatable and just a humble essex girl" or "Sophie Hinchliffe, Cleaning Superstar"

just a bare faced liar, con woman who is all there and a bit more, acts all sweet n innocent but can see she’s a hard faced boot

 

[Ramona]

What sort of tips are they expecting?

Bring them in when wet stuff starts falling from the sky????

 

[bintanint]

Wonder what we’re going to get today? Another sleeping baby pic & lots of references to HEY look at me I’m breast feeding!! Gosh I’m so clever to have thought of it!
is today the day she’s going to let Janine out of the closet? Or has he already come out & that’s why it’s all quiet on that front?!
Ronhandsomezzzzzz will be shown doing something with just Rol pastry
And of course the bloody dog waiting at the door to get out the bleeping mad house
Morning Sofa you two faced jealous boring evil Bint!!

 

[Sazz1006]

Bring them in when wet stuff starts falling from the sky????

To keep your washing on the line, cut slits down both sides of a Lenor bottle top, file and rub down until smooth, repeat on 30 more Lenor tops from your Narnia, order stickers saying ‘peg’ then stick on Lenor tops. Or buy some pegs

 

[alba24]

What sort of tips are they expecting?

Top tip for them: put your brain in the washing machine, wash the dumbness out of it. Then hang out to dry! Ta-daa, hope this helps, atv x

 

[allforthegram]

From the "We love Mrs Hinch" Facebook group.
Give me strength

I use mine for hanging my groceries, saves so much space in the cupboards for all of my unnecessary barskitssss hope that helps here’s a swipe up xoxoxox

 

[MrsDon1]

To keep your washing on the line, cut slits down both sides of a Lenor bottle top, file and rub down until smooth, repeat on 30 more Lenor tops from your Narnia, order stickers saying ‘peg’ then stick on Lenor tops. Or buy some pegs

Please don’t forget to label each individual peg with the word ‘peg’ in a fancy font, or how else would you know what they are?

 

[Howdy]

From the "We love Mrs Hinch" Facebook group.
Give me strength

Speechless. Just speechless.

To keep your washing on the line, cut slits down both sides of a Lenor bottle top, file and rub down until smooth, repeat on 30 more Lenor tops from your Narnia, order stickers saying ‘peg’ then stick on Lenor tops. Or buy some pegs

You'll be giving SS a run for her money on her 'crafts'.

Some have wondered what the blue thing in the Ronnie plant watering video. I believe it’s one of those splash pads that you connect to the hose and water squirts out of it. I think she already had it. I think cos I have it too and I thought urrrhh we bought the same thing . It’s good fun though. My kids hate paddling pools so running through that is what they prefer to do. Maybe Ronnie is the same.
although if she’s going to show videos of him I’d rather see him having Fun with his splash pad than doing his chores.....

But where is the bouncy castle she made such a fuss of?! This is perfect weather for it.

 

[Fizzwhizz2020]

@Dramatic, you beat me too it. I see we've just posted the same thing. I don't know what kind of 'tips' she's expecting?

Please one of you lovely lot, for the love of god one of you reply to her and tell her that if she stands there and manually spins it for an hour then she won’t need to iron what’s on the line

 

[Therealist]

duck off never had a washing line?? Where did this creature crawl out from

Ridiculous. I’ve never had a line but if I did I know what to do with it ffs
That was either a humble brag or she’s lonely af

I bet we get a vid of inch holding Lonnie now. As it’s been mentioned on here

I wish she had one day of doing everything alone. I think it would do her good and make her appreciate things more. She makes out like she’s so grateful but it’s just words. I don’t think she truly realises how easy she has it

 

[HinchesSousChef]

I got a notification she’d updated her stories but nope. Such a sad existence isn’t it.

 

[cm1985]

She obviously hasn’t had her morning tattle scroll to find out what she should post today. Morning Soph, how about a vid of Rennie feeding the dog (emphasis on DOG, not your firstborn child) then a nice one of you looking at yourself with a black and white filter. Oh and a garden post would be nice with this glorious weather. I’m sure a pic of Janine holding Lonnie is due as well. You are welcome.

 

[EmmaE54]

There's no way she will carry on breast feeding that baby will be attached to her 24 7 my son is ebf. She wont be able to swaddle him in his pram and make him sleep like she wants hell want boob and the older he gets the more he'll do Acrobat's while feeding

 

[Cady1954]

From the "We love Mrs Hinch" Facebook group.
Give me strength

Thats got to be a piss take.