I think most of us ( but not all... can’t speak for everyone) don’t BANG on about our wedding like a complete bore years after it took place
Who does that? Who shoehorns it into every recollection like mardy pants does
![Face with rolling eyes :rolling_eyes: 🙄](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f644.png)
Yes it’s lovely yes you might laugh and slightly talk about it with family/ mates not go on and on and on and on
She gives me the impression that all she really cares about is:
1. The wedding
2. The dog
3. Oh did I mention THE WEDDING
4. The dog
5. Jamie
6. The dog
7. The wedding
![Woman shrugging :woman_shrugging: 🤷♀️](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f937-2640.png)
How could we forget
8. Ron
9. The dog
10. The wedding / nursery plus the wedding again
Wouldn’t surprise me if she sleeps in that wedding dress
![Face with rolling eyes :rolling_eyes: 🙄](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f644.png)
![Face with rolling eyes :rolling_eyes: 🙄](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f644.png)
Bloody wedding weirdo
Also that dogs thinking sod off