Mrs Hinch #362 Hare today, bin tomorrow.

[pastry_troll]

I had regular growth scans because I was on a certain medication (for anxiety) it could be something as simple as that. Or she's private and paying for it.

I wonder if they all went to the hospital or Ronz was left with big FredaYahoo? Cos you know she didn't go out alone

She might be high risk with the blood disorder.
I was high risk second time, suspected small baby. First growth scan woman looked at my bump and said a small baby wasn't likely I was huge!

What are the rules these days about who can go into scans with you? I wonder if Jamie has gone with her, just the way it was worded like "we" are on our way home.
She is seemingly incapable of doing anything alone

 

[Kitttkathy]

Okay correct me if I’m wrong but why does this nursery look downstairs look out of the window and it’s on the ground level!!!???

I’m convinced it’s the garage converted !!!

Yes it does look like the house opposite has windows at the same level plus higher unless they are town houses opposite so have an extra floor?

 

[ishy1981]

Also, on ‘our’ way home? Are you allowed partners at all scans in Essex now? She can drive can’t she?

The guidelines have changed since a couple of weeks ago and partners are now allowed at scans.

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Here it is. From 6 days ago. The photo inch took so that he didn’t have to tag the company.

 

[IamIncog]

The nursery looks very much like a first time parent has decorated it to me. By that I mean when you have your first baby you are liable to get overexcited and buy inappropriate things just because you like them, you don’t really know what will be useful and what won’t. She’s kitted it out with loads of stuff that surely as a mum she knows won’t be used and will just get in the way if anything! She’s not thought about it practically using her experience as Ron’s mum and just done it all for the gram, which is wasteful and not relatable at all.

Yep. I bought sweet FA for my first born (and currently only child) besides stuff we actually needed. Didn’t get a changing table, always just used a changing mat on the bed/sofa/floor, no rocking chair, none of these fancy dressers

When you actually have children a lot of people realise you don’t need half of the tat. I took it on board. My cousins were very minimal with their children and all the unnecessary furniture so I followed suit. It’s just sensible. You don’t need the vast majority of things that are marketed at parents, it’s all just a big trap for the gullible.

 

[Ditzymama28]

Simply because a picture gets her more attention, and she wanted to get that tacky “Soph’s pregnancy” folder in shot

Omg yesss
she can't just have a dog-eared crumpled regular folder like the rest of us or maybe that was just me!!

 

[Ollys123]

They might not be the same picture (can't be sure either way) but the head certainly looks the same size

 

[DCICassieStuart]

I reckon there'll be a brief post tomorrow and then it'll be "I'll be off my stories tomorrow guyyyyzzz cos it's Thursday", then she'll 'disappear' for a couple of days whipping all the sheep into a frenzy and then reappear on Easter Sunday with the whole clan cracking open a big plastic egg to reveal Ben/Ken/Len or whatever the newest moneyspinner will be called.

 

[IamIncog]

I don't know why it hasn't been explained to Ron that your not a dog and you don't just rub your head and face into someone.....it's like Ronnie is mimicking the dogs behavior, she needs to explain to Ronnie he is nearly 2 and should understand fully that he shouldn't use his head to headbutt and rub his head in Henry's face, have never ever seen a child do something like this before and not be corrected....he goes in with his forehead it's just weird

Yep. My little boy is 1 and a half and he pats the dog 80% of the time he’s lovely and does it with a nice force, sometimes he goes a bit too far and we correct him straight away and make a big fuss of the dog, tell him he’s a good boy and give him strokes because he doesn’t react and we want him to know that he’s done the right thing. I would never let my little boy be so far away next to a dog at that level and let him go all in his face. He’s being lovely but pampered pooch doesn’t see it that way and it’s very threatening, almost to a level where it’s like Ronnie is treating him a submissive, which obviously he doesn’t know because he’s a toddler.

And she’s there doing her fake arse cackle, she won’t be laughing when he’s not feeling so patient. Cocker spaniels are really good family pets and known for being tolerant with children but this dog has gone 5+ years without a child in the house so it’s not exactly something he’s been brought up to know.

 

[Danielle0120]

It's hot where I am, and my son is in shorts, a short sleeved top and sun hat and my 2 little girls are in little sun dresses and a sun hat ???
If it's hot enough for the beach and as lovely as you're saying down Essex then why is he in what looks like a tracksuit and probably a vest underneath that we see him in every morning (which he doesn't need anymore at nearly 2 FYI hinch) Get him in bloody shorts and a t-shirt! It was the same yesterday when she shared a pic of him boiling red in the face, wet hair from sweat sweltering in a tracksuit whilst she had a summer playsuit thing on. Bizzare

 

[Lreb88]

I reckon there'll be a brief post tomorrow and then it'll be "I'll be off my stories tomorrow guys cos it's Thursday", then she'll 'disappear' for a couple of days whipping all the sheep into a frenzy and then reappear on Easter Sunday with the whole clan cracking open a big plastic egg to reveal Ben/Ken/Len or whatever the newest moneyspinner will be called.

I really hope it’s Ken!

 

[Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk????]

I think she is going to do the same! Imagine the media coverage 'Shock as Hinch gives birth to the unexpected!' .... Everyone flocking to her account to check it all out. Could put SS in the shade somewhat (albeit temporarily). This could run and run

Explains the beige (neutral) room

 

[BunnyBoo0102]

I reckon there'll be a brief post tomorrow and then it'll be "I'll be off my stories tomorrow guys cos it's Thursday", then she'll 'disappear' for a couple of days whipping all the sheep into a frenzy and then reappear on Easter Sunday with the whole clan cracking open a big plastic egg to reveal Ben/Ken/Len or whatever the newest moneyspinner will be called.

Ben/Ken/len cracks me up i feel sorry for the people that get sucked into this debacle and can’t see the light, maybe one day.

 

[CoolMom]

They might not be the same picture (can't be sure either way) but the head certainly looks the same size

I can just picture my midwife's face if I rocked up with a crushed velvet diamante personalized 'pregnancy folder' She would have pissed herself

 

[Alina20]

Ron did look a bit like a mole for the first few months. That’s not me being nasty, most newborns are ugly mine were, bless them he’s a cute little thing now though!

I remember when my daughter was born my partner and I thought she was the most beautiful baby we ever laid eyes on. Now when we look back at her baby photos we can’t stop laughing as she looks like an alien or a grumpy old man she is definitely beautiful now but makes me chuckle how new parents are so blinded by love, and rightly so as all babies are cute in their own little way.

 

[DCICassieStuart]

There was this too, didn’t agg me as much as the balls but still gave me Hinch vibes

Horrible.

When I was a kid, my Aunt bought me the 'A La Carte Kitchen' one Christmas. It was the best thing ever. I absolutely loved it. Look at the colours in it compared to that grey monstrosity.

 

[Eyesopened]

That’s not an about to pop scan photo.

Only just saw the story, I did one of those tut giggles then when i came onto tattle, yours was the first comment I read. Surely her cult have to see what a liar she is with that one story? Where’s the squished features ?

 

[CoolMom]

Yep. My little boy is 1 and a half and he pats the dog 80% of the time he’s lovely and does it with a nice force, sometimes he goes a bit too far and we correct him straight away and make a big fuss of the dog, tell him he’s a good boy and give him strokes because he doesn’t react and we want him to know that he’s done the right thing. I would never let my little boy be so far away next to a dog at that level and let him go all in his face. He’s being lovely but pampered pooch doesn’t see it that way and it’s very threatening, almost to a level where it’s like Ronnie is treating him a submissive, which obviously he doesn’t know because he’s a toddler.

And she’s there doing her fake arse cackle, she won’t be laughing when he’s not feeling so patient. Cocker spaniels are really good family pets and known for being tolerant with children but this dog has gone 5+ years without a child in the house so it’s not exactly something he’s been brought up to know.

Yup! It literally takes Henry to have a sore ear (common spaniel problem) or be stiff, sore, scared and little Tuftz to prod him too hard for him to snap. Even if all he does is bare his teeth at him or yelp it'd be enough to scare the little lad! And the thought of him acting like that with another person's dog scares the tit out of me I think Henry looks like a well behaved (lazy fat) calm dog but at the end of the day he is a dog....she hasn't pampered the instincts out of him by giving him a bedroom!!

 

[ragdollmissy]

She dreams of being papped, attention seeking fake

Next thread suggestion right there.

 

[Rearviewmirror]

If she’s so good friends with ss why don’t they follow Escher on Instagram?

Stacey follows her on her private Instagram but not the Hinch page. I have seen that Hinch follows SS.
It’s all just weird